Johann
11-15-2010, 10:55 AM
Jessica Simpson is getting married again.
This news is so fuckin' important I just had to tell you to stop. what. you're. doing. and take a huge. deep. breath.
JESSICA SIMPSON is getting married again.
Golly-gee-whiz-bang-Mackinaw.
She's getting MARRIED!
I mean, just take a second to take it in.
This is HUGE NEWS.
This is earth's-crust-breaking-up shit!
Jessica Simpson!
She found another man!
Has time stood as still for you as it has for me over this??
This news is so fuckin' important I just had to tell you to stop. what. you're. doing. and take a huge. deep. breath.
JESSICA SIMPSON is getting married again.
Golly-gee-whiz-bang-Mackinaw.
She's getting MARRIED!
I mean, just take a second to take it in.
This is HUGE NEWS.
This is earth's-crust-breaking-up shit!
Jessica Simpson!
She found another man!
Has time stood as still for you as it has for me over this??