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Johann
10-27-2011, 09:34 AM
So Sarah Palin has decided she will not run for President in 2012.
I just read on CNN that she has proven how smart she is by not running.

Time to vent.

It took her an unusually LONG TIME to realize that she is unelectable. She knows she will be beat like a fucking gong if she runs.
Why would she put herself through such an agonizing trial by fire when everyone knows she won't win?
She'd be standing there on election night, just like Nov. 4, 2008, belching and unloading her shotgun on a stage of utter defeat.
Her bankrupt intellect and oblivious temperament would be sputtering that night that America is "not the America I love" and she'd vow to fight the Dems another day.

Glad your gone Sarah. You're just a funny footnote in American political history.
Go Rogue.
You Betcha.
Snort some coke off an oildrum and ride that snowmobile hard.
Shoot a moose and see Russia from your house.
Have 18 kids. Who will also have 18 kids- they learned from the best!
And give those kids bizarre names like Bark, Frigg, Husquavarna, Tree Sap and Skidd.

I'm just glad we won't ever have to read about Todd Palin leaving his sweat-stained wifebeater over the Oval Office chair, yelling at his kids:
"GIT! I said GIT! You spill anymore of that Very Berry Kool-Aid and I'll tan your hide worse than yesterday!!! Git OUT, Gawdammit!"