Stephen Harper is Delusional

All of these scandals should have our Governor General getting ready to pardon the Harper government again.
Tony Clement was on Power & Politics on CBC yesterday, and he said the government is trying to "change the culture" of Ottawa by eliminating a zillion regulations, "red tape", that prevents them from running full bore over our laws.

It is absolutely astounding.
My mind does cartwheels over how blatant and out-in-the-open they are about how they're fucking the country up.

I'm glad you're building all those jails, Harper. You and your pals might be in them soon.

My rage and anger is ramping up so large that I'm thinking of joining Federal politics.
It may take me 20 years to get to the PMO, but if it means that one day I can prosecute the Harper government for treason, why not.
I'll be the first pot smoking PM since Trudeau. It'll be legal by the time I get there anyways.

Is that exciting?
With the crimes this government gets away with, my background foibles are chickenfeed.

And I just learned yesterday that Harper will receive a $233,000 a year pension when he leaves office.
He practically bankrupts our nation, shows no Leadership whatsoever, is paid heftily well for it, makes scads more via the energy sector, AND gets a quarter million a year pension??????

My head is going to pop off my neck!
They have never seen a man like me and never will.
Because guess what will be the first thing I do?
I will ask that my salary be fifty grand- with no other expenses.
None. I'll do it all on 50 Grand a year.
I'll LEAD BY EXAMPLE.

On second thought...maybe not. LOL

Quite a week.

Harper met with First Nations Chiefs this week in Ottawa in what amounts to nothing more than an extravagant photo op.
He promised nothing, and said that he will not abolish the Indian Act, the main thing Chiefs wanted from him.
They all resoundingly said that the meeting was a disappointment, that it lacked any real substance.
They went there expecting some kind of emergency help for desperate reservations who are living in abject poverty and squalor.
What they got was a lot of shuck and jive, a "new beginning" with "incremental" asssistance.
This Prime Minister is a fucking idiot. He should have cut a fucking check, even if he rationaled that it was a political move- he should have done it.
It would've shown he cares and is actually committed to this National Disgrace being remedied.
Conservatives called the meeting "historic".
Yep, it sure was. Why hasn't this meeting happened in the 7 years Harper's been in office, Fucktards?
Why has he allowed it to stain his already useless rep for nigh on 8 years?
I have an answer. BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GIVE TWO SHITS.
INCREMENTAL change? Why are you throwing salt on their already deep wounds, Asshole?
You're GONE in the next election Pal.

All Chiefs resoundly stated that they want the Indian Act destroyed.
A Prime Minister should heed that. A smart one, anyway. Harper said no, fuck you- "those roots are deep, uprooting it will just leave a big hole".
Oh, so an ineffective piece of government business like the gun registry can be scrapped, but not this one?
Just because it's newer?
What planet do you operate on Harper? Get your shit together you sick disgrace of a man!

Right now he's in Davos making astute observations like: "foreign debt is a problem". "Countries are not managing their finances well"
Damn right, Steve! STARTING WITH CANADA.
You are increasing spending at an alarming rate when we have billions in debt to kill- debts which you gave us.
Your Conservative government was handed a SURPLUS in 2005. You blew it to kingdom come just like George Bush down south.
I'll keep reminding you of it because you NEVER EVER mention it for some strange reason.


And my favorite parasite, PETER MACKAY did indeed show up on George Strombo last night.
What a piece of theatre that was!

He did exactly what I predicted and more.
He was charming. He was funny. He was in total damage control mode and he deserves an Oscar for that performance.

He worked in his Nova Scotia rugby heritage, saying "My rugby career CRASHED. My arm was broken". Women in the audience (and at home I'm sure) swooned at his sweaty rugby pics. It was so unbelievable I was howling at my television.
George did ask about the helicopter ride.
And he spun it until broke, just as I dead-bang-on predicted.
He said he used "government resources to do government business. They called me and said they needed me. They were doing a training mission over my lodge and I got on for a ride"

Wow.
We haven't seen balls of steel like this since Patton.
He lied bold-faced to the Canadian public on National TV and didn't even bat an eye. In fact I think he winked- I may have blinked when he did it....
I've seen the official DND e-mail transcripts, and it TOTALLY contradicts what he said to George.
I think we need to fire him and have him sue the govenment, just like another Conservative MP we all know named Helena.
Then we need Harper to announce that he will "vigourously refute" the batshit insane allegations of Peter MacKay with his own damn e-mails.

He was shuck and jive LIVE, man.LOL
His eyes darted around like a viper. Sooooo shifty.
So.....Lawyer.

Parliament resumed in a blaze of bizarre politics by the Conservatives yesterday.
Everyone was on a 6-week (highly paid) break. Wouldn't you like six weeks every Christmas to do what you want, like get married in a gorgeous carribean resort like Peter Mackay? Hey Terrorists! Heads Up! You want a timetable? Look no further than Canada! We got no one flying the plane for almost 2 months! And we have a Defence Minister who doesn't take his job too seriously- come on over! They are INVITING you, EXPECTING YOU! Like the fuckin' LOVE BOAT! CLIMB ABOARD! Just like a lawyer climbing into a Cormorant helicopter!

My God this is horrible. This government is horrible.

They just announced that they will cut Old Age Security when Harper explicitly said during the election that he would never do it.
And that's not all.
They are RAISING the eligibility age from 65 to 67.
Why?
Because baby boomers are living longer and working longer. They can "suck it up". What's another 2 years to wait? They live to be 100!
He broke his campaign promise in record time. Who knew? How could he lie to us so? LOL

It's astounding. If he's fucking over the baby boomers, guess who's next? That's right. Their kids. ME. My generation.
There will be no old age security for my generation by the time we get there. Is it because the boomers will bankrupt our resources?
Wow.

I don't know what to think anymore.
Cutting old age pensions when Federal employees have 24k gold and platinum pensions that are FULLY INDEXED is beyond a sane person's grasp.

How about we the people march on Parliament and demand that no taxpayers will foot the bill for rich people who claim to be working on our behalf?
I think we need a little REVOLUTION up here......
We can put up with a lot, we in Canuckistan.
But we've gotta put a foot down on this FASCIST FUCKHEAD GOVERNMENT.
NOW.

I'll start a petition to have the average taxpayer REFUSE to pay taxes until we get certain guarantees from the government.
Let's slap an embargo on these jackasses.
It's our tax money.
We should be allowed to do what we want with it, even to the point of demanding that the people we elected to do that very thing have their headgear checked and balanced before spending another single dollar.

This is the kind of thing that could destroy a democracy, but I know democracy doesn't exist here.

You know that bogus, giant, half-baked crime omnibus bill that Harper passed?

Guess what it means?
A guy growing five pot plants will get a much higher mandatory minimum sentence than a guy who rapes a child, than a guy who forces a child to have sex with an animal.
That's a fact.
It's right there in the bill! READ IT if you don't believe me.

The Harper government says that pot growers are drug dealers, and they destroy lives.
I say pot growers SAVE lives.

Cocaine? You might have a point. Heroin? You have a point. Crack, Meth or Ice, you definitely have a point. But Pot???
DESTROYING lives???
How about a terminally ill patient who can't eat: you give them THC and voila! They have an appetite.
They can enjoy life a smidge better before they depart this coil.

Giving a pot grower a mandatory minimum that is higher than what a child rapist would get is beyond insane.
It's categorically criminal.

I'm keeping it VERY interesting here, aren't I? LOL


THREE WORDS: Canadian Jewish Congress.

I said the words before and I'm saying them again.

Who is that lobby?
And why are they forcing John Baird to wear a Yamaka while in Israel?
How much control do they have over Stephen Harper and his Conservatives?

I'm not Anti-Semitic- I love Stanley Kubrick- the greatest Jew to ever walk the Earth since Christ himself.
Some of my favorite peeps are Jewish. And Matsah balls are delicious.
No hate here for Jews.
I just want to know why they are fiercely lobbying our Government and winning LARGE.
I want answers on that one.
I do my own research on Harper, and the Canadian Jewish Congress keeps popping up in my searches. And not in a good way.
I want answers. The Canadian people deserve to know what's going on with that shit.
TRANSPARENCY IS A-CALLIN' HARPER!
Keep your promises of accountability and transparency you slimy sack of shit....I'll hold you to it until you're gone.
Even if no one else does.

Stephen Harper's Conservatives have done NOTHING for Canada since the election last year.

I want any Canadian Conservative under the sun to join our forums here and tell me differently. I welcome you with open extended arms.
I lean to the Left, but believe it or not my true aim is be non-partisan. But that's an absolute impossibility in today's world.
Absolutely impossible.

Canada's politics is getting worse and worse with every passing day. We have a first-class asshole and delusional idiot as our PM, but the the saddest thing about it is not just how much Canadians don't know about him or what he's actually doing, but that THEY DON'T CARE and it plays right into Harper's agenda like a Swan gliding across a pond.

And when the dust settles and Canadians realize the devastating effects of having him run roughshod over our Land & Laws...
Don't feel sorry for yourselves, Canada.
Don't do it.
You asked for it.
You demanded it.
On May 2, 2011 you told the world that you hate elections and hate them so damn much you'll let a psychopathic capitalist oilman fuckface ruin your nation for 8 straight degrading years.

Good job!
Thanks for showing us how much you love Canada!
You gave Satan's cock-polisher a Majority Government.
Great work!

*wretches & pukes into a snowbank*

More Giant Scandals from Harper's Conservatives. Who knew?

Public Safety Minister Vic Toews has disgraced himself beyond belief in the House of Commons yesterday by imitating George W. Bush
by saying to the Opposition:
"Either you're with us or you're with the child pornographers", in reference to new legislation that will allow law enforcement AND the Federal government to spy on everyone- spy on everyone's e-mails, all cell phone records, EVERYTHING.
It's George Orwell's 1984 in spades.
These fuckheads are saying it's in the name of catching child pornographers.
Do they realize that this opens up the Feds and Police to abuse? Because you know it will happen!
The police are always to be trusted with Canadians private info, huh?
Harper is to be trusted with our cell phone records, isn't he? What a colossal fuckin' JOKE.

This is the government we have. They want full power over every single Canadian citizen.
There is no requirement for this legislation. Police forces aren't demanding it. They want help in catching these predators, but not at the cost of liberty and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms! I think! I hope?


You want to stop child porn? Why not build a brand-new police/task force? Like Nixon's DEA?
Make it the number one priority of ONE TASK FORCE. Fully fund it. No citizen would oppose that.
Give us quarterly reports on the strides you make, the in-roads you gain. Because you definitely will, when that's your only focus.
That department would be cheered on every single day by the public.
But the Conservatives are too dumb to think of that.
Their bulbs are too dim to light the room up on that one.

This news should have every Canadian outraged.
George W. Bush did wiretaps on Americans because he could, with the Patriot Act, remember?
We have our own Dubya in Harper.
He's following George's narrow-minded fuckitude to the letter.

And our defence department have made it their de facto policy to obfuscate, to hide information from Canadians.
The CBC broke a scandal yesterday about a submarine we own that was lifted out of the water under the cloak of darkness, covered in a tarp- at 4 in the morning. The Navy officially said they had to do it because of the tide, but that's a crock of horseshit. They did it at 4 in the morning so that no one would see the 16-foot by 13-foot gaping hole in the nose of the HMCS Cornerbrook. The Captain of the sub was fired, because it was his error that he hit the bottom of the ocean and ripped a giant gash in the sonar nose of the sub. That was last June! And we are just hearing of it now!
On CBC! They were given photos of the damaged sub. And they are pretty graphic images of the damage too- damage that the Navy chalked up to "An expensive fender bender"- Right.
Peter Mackay gave us no info on it. I don't even know if was aware of it himself, so oblivious he is.
He was probably eating a seafood dinner again, and afterwards buried himself in his wife's lap- it's way more secure than his job.

He also won't tell us if Canada will buy the same amount of F-35 jets that we originally planned, because the Pentagon in the USA has scaled back their order, which may drive the price up for us. Canadians (taxpayers) want to know how much those fucking jets will cost! AND WE NEVER GET A FUCKING ANSWER ON IT!
EVER!
How much will the jets cost, {Pete}?
How much will the sub cost to repair, {Pete}?
Why don't you scuttle our 4 measly submarines? Submarines that can't even fire torpedoes? LOL
What are they? Sardine cans that skulk and patrol waters with no capability to defend themselves or our country?

How are these shitheads not fired? I get so angry at the incompetence.
They are paid WAY MORE than me, and they don't give us excellence. They don't give us accountability.
So they should be fired. No waiting for the next election.
We don't have time for "tiny masters" dicking around with our laws and treasury. This shit is important and they shrug it off!
I want their heads on plates.
This is not Canada!

Well Public Safety Minister Vic Toews just got a nasty dose of his own medicine yesterday.

A Twitter user known as "VicyLeaks" (LOL) has begun posting private info (via tweets) of Vic Toews divorce proceedings, just to see how HE likes his dirty laundry shown to the world.

It is reprehensible that it's come to this, but hey, all's fair in love and spying. Right?
HA HA HA!

This Prime Minister just keeps sinking lower and lower.

Just an hour ago, he had Immigration Minister Jason Kenney do a live media blitz on how the Conservative government will slam the door on immigrants- more evidence of Harper's massive love of humanity.
Kenney was exposed last year for billing taxpayers for his *official business* trips to India, where he strolled around with rich sheiks and was forced to wear a turban the whole time. Never did get the whole truth on that fiasco, or why Kenney wasn't fired. But anyways, here he was on national TV an hour ago, claiming that there are far too many immigrants who are making bogus refugee claims and that it's costing taxpayers too much cash.

I agree there are refugee claims that are not legitimate, but there are not far too many of them. I just heard an expert on CBC discuss how the process we now have in place ( a three-part process) does an excellent job at determining a person's eligibility. And it does it individually.
What Kenney just announced as another bullshit pull-it-out-of-your-ass Bill strips the immigration department of the ability to individually process claims. They are creating lists of which countries are "bad" and which are "good" and they will 100% arbitrarily deport people who happen to be on the lists.
The Immigration Minister himself has decided that he and he alone will have sole discretion as to who stays and who goes. ONE MAN! One man gets all that power!
WTF?!?!?

Can you believe that shit?
What a way to mislead the people! What a way to obfuscate the fact that we don't have a crisis of refugee claims or that the system we have in place is a better alternative to Bad and Good "Lists", a la Oskar Schindler.

This Harper government can't make an informed decision to save their fucking lives.
The Montreal massacre at Polytechnique where 14 women were killed was the reason the gun registry was created.
And the Harper government just won the vote in the House yesterday to officially kill it.
They were even CELEBRATING.

Their conduct is beyond disgraceful.
I watched person after person on TV last night cry and sob about how much of an insult killing the gun registry is to the women who died in that massacre. How does Harper sleep at night?
CELEBRATING over destroying a gun registry that was created to honor 14 dead Canadian women?
How can you celebrate such a thing?
How can you smirk and smile?

Even die-hard Conservatives are upset over Harper's invasion of privacy bill.
Right-Wing radio pundits are criticizing Harper's Batshit insane idea. *Gasp! The Horror!*

Rex Murphy was on The National last night firing rockets at Justin Trudeau.
Too bad almost everything he was saying could be applied to Harper.
I've lost faith in Rex. He defends Harper and it baffles the brain beyond belief.
The Bogeyman IS Harper, Rex.
I'm sorry you're too dumb to see it. Or are you fucking with us?
I'm sorry your perceptions aren't honed enough to be aware of it.

Trudeau is right on the money. I've already moved to Quebec since the last election. If Harper is allowed to transform Canada into a Banana Republic via the energy sector, then I'm well within my rights to say "My Canada doesn't exist anymore. It was hijacked by a braindead ideological clown. I'm down with Quebec, and I'm down with separation. No I'm not French. But I am their newly adopted son. Fuck Fascism. When it's out of our government I'll consider being a citizen again. Until then, everyone else can live and die in Harperland".

Harper's legacy is a travesty.
An absolute dog's breakfast.
He hasn't had one single good idea in his whole 8 years in Ottawa.
The only campaign promise he kept was one that insulted dead Quebec women and made every redneck with a rifle shout "Yahoo!!"
No wonder Conservatives were celebrating- they actually kept a campaign promise. One! Too bad it took a majority government that allows them to steamroll over everybody to get it done. Because they couldn't do it to save their lives otherwise....

Why hasn't Peter MacKay been fired? I hope opposition MP's are compiling a compelling case to have him fired.
Because all of the smoking guns are WHITE HOT.
He's already done like dinner as far as I'm concerned. I want him shitcanned so bad you can't believe it.
I want that smug prick hitting the pavement ASAP.
He's a fraud, a serial liar and a titanic hypocrite.
Plus he's not qualified for his job.
Why are taxpayers still paying his salary?

According to Yoko Ono, Stephen Harper is barred, PROHIBITED from singing John Lennon songs.

Her company Lenono yanked Harper's youtube video of him singing Lennon's "Imagine" *badly* and gave him a terse warning to never sing John Lennon songs ever again.

I'm not the biggest fan of Yoko's, but THANK YOU YOKO!
You stood up for your husband's work in a great way!
John would've read Harper the RIOT ACT if was alive...

Fuck, having your greatest song butchered by such a loveless man....it's horrifying.

Considering how no one will debate me here, I will put forward arguments by people who disagree with my position on Harper and then refute it.

I just read on Yahoo an article about how Harper's government is no more or less legitimate than any other Majority government that Canada has ever had. Anti-Conservatives (like ME) like pointing out that Harper only had 40% support in the last election, therefore his mandate is a sliver of the population.
The Yahoo article pointed out that Trudeau had not much more, Jean Chretien didn't have much more than 40% in his three governments, so if it was good enough for Chretien, then why isn't it good for Harper?

SIMPLE:

Jean Chretien was never found in contempt of Parliament (TWICE).
Jean Chretien cared about Canada- he was a student of Trudeau.
Jean Chretien wasn't ideological about his role as Prime Minister- he knew his job was to LEAD.
Jean Chretien balanced the books (with Paul Martin)- that fact alone destroys Harper- because your government isn't worth a fuckin' popcorn fart if you can't craft a sound budget and give Canadians surpluses upon surpluses, like we fully deserve, living in a country with VAST resources nothing less is acceptable- Harper is perfectly Ok with driving Canada economically into the ground. Something that was abhorrent to the Liberals is quite fine with Harper and his Conservatives. They can afford to kick the can when balancing the books isn't anywhere near a priority.
(Lining their pockets is).

I'm sick of the media defending a traitor and delusional LIAR.
SICK.OF.IT.
Ì'm glad the media are so comfortable with Harper.
Real glad. They earn their pay.
You'd better believe I'll remember it.
Because the media have no foresight.
No intuition on such important matters.

Biggest bombshell yet:

The Harper government may have cheated in the last election to secure their razor-thin majority.

The largest instance of fraud to hit the radar in Elections Canada history is due to the legion of "Robo-Calls" to Liberal voters in Ontario telling them that their voting station had been changed- in most cases they got the call the DAY OF the election! The calls came at strange hours and it threw Liberal voters off. Some were keen enough to report the abnormality of the calls to Elections Canada, who is investigating this vigorously.
The calls originated from a Conservative call centre in Alberta, and Harper says that he has no idea about the issue- he never knew a thing about it.

We'll see if that's true. He's a serial liar, so it doesn't look good for him.
I hope he covered his tracks well!
Because I pray that this is the one scandal that buries him, that brings him in front of a judge and results in him being relieved of his role as Prime Sinister.

Harper just gave $27 million to Natives to help them finish school. I like how he mops up his messes after being slammed completely in the media.
He does nothing, gets absolutely lambasted for it, then cuts a check to "get back" at his critics.
I hate his fuckin' guts.
I hate anyone who is 1000% political.
They have no humanity and do not belong on my planet, let alone be in control of anything.


We'll see how this unfolds.
This criminal government's past is slowly catching up to them.
I want 'em to BURN.
Can't you tell?