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And the best news of all:
The Robo-Call scandal has just become a MONSTER, MOTHER OF A SCANDAL.
The Chief Electoral Officer testified before a committee yesterday, and he told Canadians point-blank that this investigation is far-reaching, it goes across the country (10 provinces and 1 territory!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????) and it affects OVER
200 ridings out of the 300 we have in this Nation.
Is that stunning or what?
Dean del "Hypocrite" Mastro said on CBC yesterday that he is "reassured" by this.
You can't make this shit up, folks. Can't make it up if you tried.
Someone should be shitting bricks the size of this budget.
The Chief Electoral Officer said that he hopes to have a report tabled for the House of Commons within a year. It will take that long to get to the bottom of it because Conservatives won't grant him more expedient powers.
Conservatives tried to minimize the size and scope of this at the committee and the Chief put them in their place:
I CANNOT RECONCILE SOMEONE IMPERSONATING ELECTIONS CANADA.
Do you understand?
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NDP Leader Mulcair said that the Conservatives are ABYSMAL managers.
Abject total failures at managing finances and a government. Lobbyists have taken over Canada, just like they have in the States.
Our Canadian values have become corporate and soulless and a total sell-out.
This is a Class War, and it has no place in a country like Canada.
Who do these fuckers think they are?
I was saddened to see the NDP MP who replaced Jack Layton in his riding of Toronto-Danforth be smeared on his very first day in Parliament.
Then he rose on a point of order to school the Conservatives on the rules of the House, which he held up in his hand, the shining new book he recieved at his swearing-in ceremony.
He stated that the memory of Jack Layton is smeared, because Jack fought for more civility in the House, and the Members should not flip a statement by a Member immediately into a personal attack. The Conservatives have been ignoring the Rules for so long that they did it to a brand-newly minted MP who studied the Rules.
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Liberal MP Justin Trudeau beat the shit out of Conservative Senator Patrick Brazeau over the weekend.
They boxed in a charity boxing match, "THE THRILLA ON THE HILLA!" and the deal was the loser had to wear a hockey jersey with their opponent's political party colors.
No one gave Trudeau a chance in hell.
3 to 1 odds he'd get creamed. Brazeau was a "street fighter", with a black belt. How could Trudeau possibly win?
Well win he did, bitches.
He had more gas in his tank and used his fucking head to knock out Brazeau.
I'm very happy for Justin.
He knocked out a Conservative trash-talking punk who thought he was tougher.
Wear those Liberal colors and logo with PRIDE, Patrick!
Feel that sting!
Trudeau originally wanted Peter MacKay in the ring, but MacKay refused. He chickened out.
His game is rugby, not a man's game like BOXING. LOL
DEFENCE minister, heh!
Go fishing and call a Cormorant, Pete!
It's what you do best, pussy.
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The Auditor General released his scathing report on the F-35 procurement today.
He rips the Canadian military and the Harper government ten new assholes.
Harper will probably say "We accept the findings and we will correct the mistakes. My bad".
What should happen is he is removed from office forcibly and held in a holding cell until we find out the exact extent of his criminal activities. Don't allow him to fuck up one more thing.
How is it that we can have a perpetual shitstorm of scandals and yet no one faces punishment?
EASY:
THIS IS A BANANA REPUBLIC.
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Harper's resignation has been demanded.
But we know he won't leave unless he's in handcuffs.
The F-35 fighter jet procurement process was rigged and hijacked from the start.
Harper said in the House of Commons yesterday that no contract has been signed.
But one has. They are in deep for this jet. They have already spent $300 million of taxpayers money on it, so for them to say that this jet may not be the one we get is total, complete BULLSHIT.
Harper deliberately lied to Parliament- the Auditor General said as much. He's too polite to say "Lie", but that's exactly what Harper did.
The election we had last year was triggered by the government refusing to hand over information on the procurement process.
The government refused to do it, shucking and jiving, and then the government FELL on a non-confidence vote, triggering the election.
(Which horrifically REWARDED Harper for lying).
The Auditor General just proved that the Opposition was right, and that the government misled Parliament, nay flat-out LIED to the public.
Costs spiralled up and up and up and the Tories didn't say a peep.
Peter MacKay is the worst Minister Canada has ever had. He was always chirping about this plane in press conferences and how it was the only "FIFTH-GENERATION" plane that we could get. The AG said that the term "fifth generation" is bogus- it's just an industry term that means nothing- it's a sales pitch.
Because Harper has a majority, the Opposition cannot have a non-confidence vote. They would be defeated.
If Harper was given a MINORITY government again, another election would be trigggered.
But Canadians hate elections and they don't follow politics, so we're stuck with assholes and corporate criminals, with no one to hold thier feet to the fire.
I gotta say it: Canadians have gotta wake the fuck up.
Do we want to be labelled a third world country like we were in 1993?
Do we want to be ridiculed as a banana republic because our government hates people who don't make the kind of money they do?
Seems to be the case.
Every single Canadian has a litany of reasons to fucking DESPISE the Harper government.
The budget we just were handed was written by a board of directors at an oil company.
Misleading Parliament is as serious an offence a government can commit.
And Harper has done it every single day he's been in office.
Why do Canadians let him do it?
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Harper stood up in the House last year and told Canadians point-blank that the F-35 would never cost more than $15 Billion to procure.
He told us that while KNOWING FULL WELL that it would actually cost $25 Billion. (at the TIME- right now we don't know how fucking much each plane will actually cost).
Governments in other countries have fallen for less.
I learned last night that Holland killed it's government over something far far less serious.
How can we let this kind of catastrophic mis-management go on anymore?
This isn't his fucking money.
It's the TAXPAYERS MONEY.
And he thinks he can just do whatever he likes with the public purse.
What do you do with a FuckFace like that?
YOU KILL HIM.
YOU ELIMINATE HIS PRESENCE.
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Yes indeed, we would be on another election ride to the tune of $300 million if Harper didn't have a majority.
Deja Vu all over again.
How big of dupes are the Canadian people?
Pretty damn big.
Anybody wanna call me out on it?
Anybody wanna discuss this Fifth Reich Banana "Republican" Tory party?
I'm ready to sharpen my claws on any Conservative supporter who wants to DEBATE.
Sign up to our forums and allow me to school you.
I'm ready for anyone. Political scientists, loudmouths, Harper puppets- ANYONE.
I'll mow you down with cold hard facts, not like the make-believe ones Kevin O'Leary wrote about.
I'm talking about ON THE RECORD shit here. From the mouth of the horse.
So if you want to debate me, then bring it straight from the horses mouth. Bring your sources. Because mine are all documented well.
My eye hasn't been off this Slime Minister since he stole last years election like Bernie Madoff.
Conservatives don't have the discipline to keep an eye on anything except their bottom line or rich pals.
They can't focus on anything except fear and money.
WE'RE GONNA OBLITERATE THAT FUCKERY.
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Harper's defence to this catastrophic F-35 boondoggle is "I was misled".
Really?
The Grand Poobah of Control, the "Lord of Everything in his Control Freaky UNIVERSE" was misled??????
You don't get misled, Harper. You know every single step you take and make.
You are the one who does the misleading.
You don't get misled. You make that VERY clear to us often, don't you?
So thanks for giving the Canadian people yet ANOTHER whopper.
HARPER CANNOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANYTHING.
How many times do I have to fucking say it?
How many times do I have to whack you with a tire iron before you get it?
THIS MAN IS A CRIMINAL.
And you pay him well for it.
He smirks at us.
He dares us to challenge him. And when we do, he shucks and jives.
Where is he showing us his "vigorous refutations?"
Where is his denial of the charges against him?
Where are Canadians?
They should be demanding this oilman's empty head on a silver PLATTER!
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Defence Minister Peter MacKay refuses to resign over this catastrophe.
(He won't get anymore free seafood dinners and Grey Cup trips and ritzy hotel rooms on the public nickel if he goes!)
And Harper won't fire him either- he will never fire anyone again. Even if a Tory MP raped a donkey on the Commons floor, with all Tories clapping and cheering him on.
It would weaken his majority, you see.
I said I'll never hold back on this fuckhead we have for a PM.
Until he's in a jail cell, I will hammer him like there's no tomorrow.
I hope Canadians are watching CPAC every day.
I hope they are watching how this government lies and misleads ad infinitum.
Draw your own conclusions. Don't take my word for it.
Canada used to be a LEADER, as Nycole Turmel said in Parliament once upon a time.
Now we're a low-rent banana republic with a government that couldn't be dreamed up by a political novelist.
THE TORIES ARE IDIOTS.
They prove it every single fucking day.
TEN BILLION DOLLAR$ off your cost estimate isn't being misled, Harper.
You knew the cost! 21 MONTHS AGO!
You lied straight to our faces.
I know Canadians think all politicians are liars, but we don't have to take it anymore.
We have an obligation to restore integrity to our Parliament. It's OURS. WE elect these assholes.
(But actually we don't anymore- ELECTION FRAUD is pervasive with Conservatives).
Because if we don't hold these goofs to account, we have no right to complain about one single thing in this country.
If you don't care, if you couldn't care less, fine.
Fuck off and die. I don't acknowledge you as a Canadian if that's the case.
You probably don't vote or pay taxes anyway, so you're just an occupant of precious Canuck space.
Don't waste my time with your oblivious garbage.
I hate ignorance and no accountability in Government.
If you are demanding me to pay taxes and to contribute in this society, then I demand you not lie to me or feed me bullshit while you laugh all the way to the fucking bank. (Which you try to de-regulate so you can feel like a Tiny Master of Today, of which Kevin O'Leary is the prime example)
I'm so sick and tired of capitalists and greedheads and soulless animals who think they are the BOMB.
You ain't.
You're a sack of shit with dead-wrong priorities.
And God will show you how you lived your life.
Hope that movie is a hit for ya.
LOL
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I've been watching CPAC non-stop since this insane boondoggle was bestowed on the Canadian people, and I've noticed some tics about the Tories:
1. They repeat the exact same talking points with no elaboration.
Even when an Opposition MP asks the question a SECOND TIME (wasting valuable questions in Question Period)- they repeat the exact same thing they said previously, like a FUCKING ROBOT. How is that transparent? That's nothing but a WALL! It's enraging!
2. Harper speaks so softly and quietly that the microphones do not pick up his voice. I'm yelling at my TV screen:
"SPEAK UP DUMMY!"
3. A litany of Conservative MP's act bizarrely in their Commons seats: slouching, twirling the earpiece in their hands, and when they stand up to obfuscate they use wild hand gestures to distract from the words that come out of their yaps. And when they aren't using wild hand gestures they have their hands in their fucking pockets! I see Peter Mackay do it all the time, like he's on a golf course, talking about the last hole he shot.
He also puts his feet up on the Commons seat bench- like a baseball player in the dugout. For a guy with a Defence portfolio, *Snicker* he sure doesn't look like a man with a spine, erect, direct and commanding respect.
He's an absolute disgrace. Why he hasn't been fired is a question for Dr. Know.
4. Tories bring up bogus numbers when attacking members opposite. They also bring up incorrect House vote info- and the public would never know the truth, because we aren't there day in and day out to be there for votes. (or in the know on office number crunching). It's a shameful political trick. They bank on the fact that the public is in the dark, doesn't know jack or shit, so they just sling mud, thinking that's good enough of a reply in the House.
I fly into a rage every time I see them do it.
I can only guess how MP's bite their tongues hard on such howlers of lies.
5. Tory MP's are well-fed. Some ministers should maybe put the fork down on occasion or maybe workout to be in shape.
I'd hate to see Dean del Mastro have a heart attack when he rises to lie sometime. That would be tragic.
6. One thing that absolutely enrages me is when the Tories go "HERE! HERE!" after some douchebag spins some lies. They stroke each others' cocks and rub each others' clits when they know full well it's a sham. I always laugh my head off when they go off shouting "HERE! HERE!" or "Shame! Shame!"
I always shout at my TV: "mutual masturbation is great for an orgy but not for a government, Tories! HERE! HERE!" LOL
You gotta smile....
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Another disgusting reprehensible scandal:
Stephen Harper billed the taxpayers last year to the tune of $45,000 (approximately- the access to info request only released some of the costs he incurred) for a personal trip to New York City to see a Yankees baseball game, a Broadway show and ritzy hotel rooms in Times Square.
I knew he had his hands in our pockets WAY MORE THAN WE EVER KNEW.
And he'll never face any punishment either. Isn't that just great?
The scandals just keep on raining down. They never end.
Parliament was on a 2-week break for Easter. Why the fuck do they need two full weeks off when 12 weeks ago they were off for SIX!?!?!
My heads gonna explode, man.
Everything Harper has done in the last ten years was paid for by the taxpayer. In my opinion he's never had a legit job in his life.
Never earned a single dollar. He's the worst kind of human parasite.
I'm telling you, if we lived in other times, I'd have killed some Tories by now.
The deed would have been done without any remorse.
Harper's arrogance, incompetence and contempt are immeasurable. And he does it with huge smirks.
He has to be removed from office immediately. He should have been barred from federal politics for being found by the Speaker of the House in contempt of Parliament. But we have no laws on the books for that, because we could never conceive that a Prime Minister would ever DARE to be in contempt. It's unprecendented.
Only the Governor General can axe Harper, and the last one we had sucked his dick so hard Harper's peepee really hurt.
The one we have now seems smart, but he also seems to like being teabagged by Harper too.
I know it would look horrible to have a GG remove a PM, but would it look any more horrible than the government we have now?
FUCK NO SATCHMO
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Rex Murphy has flip-flopped on Stephen Harper.
Last week he ripped Harper and Peter MacKay a new asshole, saying that a new way of being a Cabinet Minister has been struck:
Passing Blame DOWNWARDS.
He correctly pointed out that if Harper was the Official Opposition, he would be heaving thunderbolts over the F-35 scandal if the shoe was on the other foot.
But because it's his crew, his team, then it's A-OK, Muchacho!
Harper said they are working to "improve the process" of procuring the aircraft. Rex correctly pointed out that "this IS the process", and it should've been improved to the point of not being able to be improved any further. It should be tighter than a Nun's Holy Hole.
This government will destroy without hesitation 20,000 Canadian lives by slashing jobs to save a buck, but when it comes to spending public money they forget to leave $10 BILLION off the fucking ledger.
That alone should be grounds to remove the Harper Liars faster than you can say Pierre Poutine.
But in our Banana Republic with our politically ignorant populace, Harper gets away with it all.
I can't wait for the boom to be lowered on the Robo-Call scandal.
That's the one that will see Harper removed forcibly. And his party will face monstrous fines and possibly even be stripped of their status as a political party. That day cannot come swiftly enough.
Goddess of NIKE!
Fly swiftly in the name of sane Canadians!
Peter MacKay smeared Liberal MP (and Legendary former Canadian Astronaut) Marc Garneau last week for wondering out loud if MacKay is bright at all, asking "Is he trying to pull a fast one on us or is he not too bright?".
Pete snarkily said something moot, and Garneau hit back with a withering rebuke: HAVE YOU EVER SERVED YOUR COUNTRY?
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In case you didn't know, those thousands of jobs at Aveos and Air Canada were lost due to the Conservatives inaction.
2600 jobs lost.
The Tories move lightning fast to block a strike, but they won't pass legislation that will save those very jobs.
Stunning.
And they are all about jobs and the economy.
RIGHT.
*wretches and vomits violently*
Parliament resumes after a stupid 2-week break,and you can bet your bacon that the Tories will be hammered again today on the F-35 catastrophe. The Cons keep saying that no money has been spent and no contract has been signed- THAT'S A FUCKING LIE.
They have spent a total of $330 MILLION on it so far!
And as for no contract, well now, the 7-point review panel that these Cons have dredged up sends this matter to the F-35 SECRETARIAT!
It's STILL the F-35 file!
Why??????
You've got options open for other possible alternative aircraft assholes?
Then why is the reviewing party called the "F-35 secretariat?"
Why isn't it called the military aircraft procurement committee?
Answer me that.
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I was at Parliament Hill on Friday for 4:20 and it was great.
5000 peeps with heightened consciousness making a strong statement to the government: LEGALIZE IT.
Booze is a million times worse.
Herb keeps me sane.
The speech to kick off the smoke-up was Awesome:
"Here we are in front of Stephen Harper's office. Light your joints and bongs now. There ain't a damn thing he can do about it!"
RCMP officers looked on in stupefied awe as 5000 people lit up in unison. The cloud of smoke was something to behold, Mang.
For those who think 4:20 is meaningless, feel free to have your opinion. You want to knock or ridicule pot smokers, then that's your game.
Myself, I will not have another human being tell me what I can or cannot do within reason. No victim, no crime.
If I have to be satisfied with Bad TV and shitty media at every turn, which I consider to be an affront to my decency, then you can be satisfied that I smoke up and you don't. We're all victims, aren't we? LOL
As soon as it's legal in this country, I become a grower.
Tax the shit out of it. Tax ME to the hilt- I DEMAND it.
This is one time I will LOVE to be taxed.
You got tobacco companies getting tax breaks in this day and age and at the same time we got a government sending growers to prison with mandatory minimums- the judge isn't even allowed to hear the case!!!!!
MANDATORY SENTENCE!!!!- Bang! Slam! Bend over! PERP!
That's fine for a crime with a victim, but NO VICTIM!??!?!
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
I'm telling you, if you destroy my life like that I'll commit a crime that will give me LIFE in prison: I'll find the man who passed the law, the PM, and make sure he can't pass anymore evil laws.
Is that extreme?
No.
It's Sir Isaac Newton: Every action has an equal and opposite REACTION.
