Stephen Harper is Delusional

Hey Hunter: I'm the only one going GONZO on political chickenshit these days.
I'm not paid a penny. The Media in this country is not behind the 8-Ball enough.
I'm beating Stephen Harper like a rat in a wastebasket....
Your Legacy is fuelling me like a freight train.

3 fresh Scandals:

- Tory MP Eve Adams has been billing taxpayers for trips to the salon, shoppers drug mart toiletries, getting her hair and nails done, even the TIPS she gave these hairdressers were billed to the taxpayers. FOR YEARS.

-The Tories (specifically Treasury Goof Tony Clement) have ordered GOLD business cards. John Baird & co. have been flashing their business cards
which have the Canada Coat of Arms embossed in gold, when it is strictly forbidden. The Coat of Arms BY LAW has to be black on any Federal stationary. Clement and crummy crew thought so highly of themselves that they ordered the fancy cards, just like Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
When the news was leaked, Clement quickly issued a press release, saying the cards were "ordered in error".

- Nobody in the Canadian delegation to Africa for Mandela's funeral gave a speech. Not even Mulroney, who figures prominently in Mandela's life.

Do I have Sour Grapes?
Nope.
I have pure, unvarnished RAGE for Harper and his patheticness.

If my political posts here are too much for some people, I understand.
But I do not apologize for it. What I am saying and posting about Canada's government needs to be said.
It needs to be highlighted.

Canada is virtually unrecognizable now, and it was all done in 6 short years by Mr. Harper and his gang of fiscal rapists.
I don't know how they can sleep at night with a clean conscience.
Where can you buy the balls they walk around with? Wal-Mart?
I need a pair of those. (or Maybe I don't....what do you think? :)

Financially, I make a tiny fraction of what they do, and I hold them to account better than Opposition MP's!
Can I get a grant?
HEY MICHAEL MOORE!
Can you cut me a check? You love Canadians....
I'd put that money to use in a way that no one has ever seen......

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's brother Doug was recently seen handing out $20 bills to The Ford brothers' supporters.
No Joke.
He was spotted this week with a big STACK of twenties, handing them out to whomever he wished.

Hey Santa Doug: How low can you go?
You are literally scraping the rust off the bottom of the bucket, you are so Low.
Pack it in, Puffy.
Because come next election, POOF! You and your disgraced Bro are gone!

A disgrace indeed.

Doug Ford is defending himself, saying he isn't running in the next election, so what's the fuss over dishing out twenty-dollar bills?
Oh Dougie, you rich clown....

The fact that it takes EONS in Canada to get any type of Justice on anything means that Rob Ford might not be charged for a while.
He offered $5,000 and a car to the drug dealing thugs in exchange for the cellphone video of him smoking crack.
It was on the wiretaps.
So Toronto Police have to get their duckies lined up in a row before we see any bribery or corruption charges come down.
I understand it takes time. But Lord do I ever know they need to be shown the door. To a jail cell.

Rob and Doug need a few things drilled into their fat heads:

1. Being Mayor is a Massive Responsibility for a city like Toronto.
2. Doing drugs or associating with drug dealers/gang members as mayor is not cool no matter what hick town or remote village you are from.
3. Bullying those who point out the truth is just bad form. Can you ever take the high road? Nope. Low road only for the Fords.
They know nothing else.

The good news is that Rob Ford has virtually no power as Mayor.
He's been stripped of his powers.
But sadly not of his retardation.

Doug Ford seems to think he's his brother's press secretary too.
He recently said "I'll tell you what I hear on the street. People are sick of the Media. The media are nothing but Stalinist. You ever heard of PRAVDA JOURNALISM? That's what the media has engaged in against us! PRAVDA JOURNALISM!" (paraphrase)

I laughed very hard at that.
VERY HARD. (and still do).
Yep, I work for Josef Stalin in spirit, Doug.
You sad, sad, delusional man. Get some help.
Maybe look to those paragons of virtue some more: FOX NEWS.
The Fords have appeared on Fox News more times than any other political figures in Canadian history.
That is their TRUE HOME.
Pretty bankrupt if you need a lifeline from FOX NEWS! LOL

Poor Stephen Harper and Skeletor. They can never catch a break:

http://blogs.ottawacitizen.com/2013/...hotos-website/

Have a good chuckle at this:

http://thingsharperdoestoseemhuman.tumblr.com/

Another shameful, disgusting, horrifyingly sick Tory scandal:

Industry Minister (and Fat, Ten-Ton Land Monster) James Moore showed Canadians what he's really all about this week when he said poor starving children in Canada aren't his or his government's responsibility. It is absolutely stunning:

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12...dont-think-so/

Yep, James (TEN-TON LAND MONSTER) Moore gets the Ebenezer Scrooge award this year.
What a fucking callous, cold, FUCKTARD.


The rest of his quote was this: "ARE THERE NO PRISONS? NO WORKHOUSES?"

Let's re-cap Harper's 2013, shall we?


- His Chief-of-Staff secretly paid off a sitting legislator from his own bank account. It was so secret, he didn't even tell his boss. The Prime Minister wasn't even allowed to know about the treachery. His Chief-of-Staff resigned (or was "dismissed", depending on who you believe) and Nigel Wright publicly stated that he "has complete confidence that I did not break any laws".

We'll see if bribery is Legal if you are in a Conservative Majority government.

The Senator who benefitted from laying massive fraud on Canadians hasn't paid back a dime of that money he was given as a "gift".
We'll see if he gets charged or goes to jail. Don't hold your breath: I've actually heard Tory supporters say that all this scandal will do is make sure that "rules" for housing claims are double-checked from now on.
Pam Wallin, Pat Brazeau, The Duff, Mac Harb, Noel Kinsella, should be sent to prison as far as I'm concerned.
Nigel Wright and Stephen Harper (and Woodcock, Irving Gerstein, et al), should be charged with TREASON.
But we know that won't stick....silly Johann...Treason?! hahahahhahahhha!

-Royal Bank of Canada fired legions of Canadians from their jobs and replaced them with workers from India.
ALL BECAUSE OF LEGISLATION THAT HARPER PASSED.
Jobs went overseas because of Harper's legislation. And he's all about JOBS?

OMG. This list is gonna be long.

I should just give up now....

I saw Nigel Wright in the flesh last week.
He was wearing a Vandoos t-shirt and volunteering at the Ottawa Mission.
Hey Nigel: why were you wearing the Regimental t-shirt of an Infantry Regiment you never served in?
A friend give it to you?
I should let you know that serving members of certain regiments do not take kindly to civilians wearing their gear.

If it was my (former) Regiment (PPCLI) I would've torn a strip off you right on the fucking street.

Some sweet reading here:

www2.macleans.ca/2013/12/20/stephen-harper-no/

BRILLIANT (imagined, IN HIS OWN WORDS!) conversation with Canada's delusional Prime Sinister.
Thank you Andrew Coyne.
You nailed it.

http://o.canada.com/news/the-prime-m...-andrew-coyne/

A scandal while the scandal was going on:

Mike Duffy claimed an additional $23,000 while the Senate scandal was unfolding.
What the fuck are you doing for Canadians to rack up another $23,000 in expenses Mike?
I know you just had heart surgery, so I guess you figured you'd take 'em for what you can until the Reaper comes calling.
Right?

MIKE DUFFY IS THE POSTER CHILD FOR TORY FUCKERY.

Green party Leader Elizabeth May nailed what the government of Canada is these days, "A Dictatorship punctuated by elections".
She also said quite correctly that if Canadians do not make Democracy the priority for the next election then we will never have it.
AMEN, Elizabeth!
The Greens are a tiny party, but they are a party of raw truth. I love Elizabeth May's outlook, her performance in Parliament, and she also said that the only part of her day that she doesn't like is Question Period. She says she dreads it and that the atmosphere is absolutely toxic.
So true. I've witnessed it in the flesh, in person in the public galleries. Tories never answer anything- they joke that it's not called "Answer Period".

Conservatives' contempt for parliament is bald and in-your-face. They don't even hide it. I guess Canadians love 'em for it....
There are rumours that Harper is secretly manouevering to drop a few election "helpers" for his party, so my eyes are peeled at every moment.
I am on his ass. He thinks he's indestructible, pure Teflon.
I hope Canadians punish him and his party Royally in the next election. His Oily Fuckery must end.

I also read that NDP Leader Thomas Mulcair must "show some warmth" in order to get Canadians on his side.
Um, pardon my bluntness but he doesn't have to show any warmth. Harper didn't for eons.
Was Jean Chretien warm and fuzzy? Nope.
Mulcair only has to show LEADERSHIP, which he has been doing since DAY 1 as Official Opposition Leader.
He understands his job perfectly. Harper doesn't and never did.
Harper is using the government as a tool to *corruptly* make all his buddies richer. Period. Full Stop.

If you don't see or recognize it by now then maybe you should consider suicide.

Nice article:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/is-a...ture-1.2480564

The 2015 Canadian Federal election is gonna creep up on us lightning fast, and the tongues are wagging already.

Everybody is saying Harper is weighing his chances of winning the next election, and that he probably thinks he's got it locked up, due to the huge amount of coffers he has and the fact that the Liberal and NDP Leaders have never run a National campaign before.

Well, let's let them think that.
Let's let them think they've got it "locked up". Harper is in for a very rude awakening, Methinks.
Banking on Canadians being ignorant of his crimes worked in the last election, but it won't work in the next one.
Even if Canadians never read a word of my tasty political thread here, Harper's reputation is in the slimy, oily, tarsand MUD right now.
The Senate scandal has such a rotten stench to Canadians that I don't think they will forgive Harper for appointing such financial rapists to the Upper Chamber. No way. If Canadians hand Harper another victory, then corruption and lying and severe contempt for Parliament will be accepted as proper behavior by our elected officials, and will have the public's full endorsement to continue under this "singing clown" Jackass PM.

That's the truth of the matter. Scandals will be voted back into the PMO. They will have the FULL BLESSING of the public.
And then we'll be in a world of shit. Then our country will be so fucked and beyond redemption that no new party or leader will be able to reverse the effects (JUST LIKE THE USA RIGHT NOW!) Who knew? HARPER KNEW. He learned from the Best of the Best:
George W. Bush.

A Vote for Harper is a vote for Dubya. (in absentia!)
We are following the USA LOCKSTEP down the drain.
Look Around. Wake Up. Get Real.
And get your head out of your ass.
The Future is Murder.

Hey Harper:

Start thinking about THE SAMSON OPTION.
Now.

LOL

Here's an interesting (and very important) link:

Harper was a quitter before, and he may quit in 2014.
Tory Brass has gotten into his ear. The Heat is just too much to have Steve as "The Face" of the Conservative party.
Having Harper resign would be the Best Political Decision the Tories ever made. They might even hang onto Power by doing that.
But it won't matter in the long run. We need a new Government, not just a new man in the PMO.

http://www.straight.com/news/560681/...ll-resign-2014

The link I posted yesterday (directly above this one) has a comments section that has very switched-on Canadians expressing their thoughts on Harper resigning. It also has ignorant Tory supporters who obviously have not been paying attention to the man and his style of government.

If you want more context than I have given, then please read those comments.
Most of those posters know what they are talking about.
Canadians are NOT ignorant of politics, despite appearances.

Yes, I can see the comment-writers are pretty well informed about Canadian politics. Americans are uniquely stupid about their own politics, it would seem, and prone to mouthing the formulas fed them by idealogues.

Yes, I was actually amazed to read how on-the-money these posters on Harper's resignation were.
Almost all of them have rock-solid accuracy with what they point out.

Given what I know about Harper, it is equally possible that he will resign to save face against losing HUGE against the son of his sworn enemy Pierre Trudeau, OR he will fight to the death, gambling that he can beat the newly minted Liberal Leader.

It sucks to say that the NDP are being overlooked as a new government. It really irritates me.
The Liberals grooming Justin Trudeau was the best decision they ever made. Whether or not he can win the PMO on the first ballot he's on will be interesting to see. I won't complain if he wins, but I will be choked that the NDP were dismissed without cause.
Canadians will make sure Harper pays for what he's done.
Voting a Trudeau back into the PMO will be a proper bitchslap to the Tories, (Harper specifically), a bitchslap that will fucking STING.

We pride ourselves on being "better", and we will look like complete idiots if Harper wins again. We won't live it down.

But for you, will Justin Trudeau as new PM be good? The son of Pierre, former PM? Dynasties aren't a democratic institution.

Here's the rub with Justin Trudeau:

He has no policies. He has not put forward any "vision" for the country. He has no economic plan or policies, no "agenda" is apparent.
The 2015 election is creeping up very fast and no one knows what Trudeau stands for besides legalizing pot.
The Liberals lost their power due to serious scandal- the sponsorship scandal. But they were sound financial managers for the Nation.
They returned surpluses under PM Paul Martin (who was Finance Minister prior to being in the PMO).

Harper got in there and turned that mighty ship around and sank it off the coast of China.

Trudeau is likable, charming and seems like a great father and all around solid MAN.
He could turn out to be better than his old man as Prime Minister but we have no idea how that can or will happen.
We know very little about Justin or his vision for Canada's future. This is a gigantic problem. This isn't a "learn-on-the-job" gig here.
He knows how big the stakes are.

NDP Leader Tom Mulcair is far better suited to be Prime Minister at this juncture. He looks Prime Ministerial more and more, each and every day.
He stands tall in the House of Commons, he shows Leadership at every moment. Trudeau doesn't. He just flashes his beautiful smile and says things we kinda want to hear. But there is no juice there. No backbone that I can see and get behind. None.
He may show it at some point, but when?
It's Crunch Time.
It was only very recently that he was chosen to Lead the Liberals, after Bob Rae was obviously going out to pasture.
What kind of campaign will Trudeau run?
NO ONE KNOWS.
We know how the Tories will operate: smear, deflect, deny, lie, puff themselves up as fiscal Kings, etc. etc. etc.
We know how the NDP will operate: DON'T LET THEM TELL YOU IT CAN'T BE DONE!!!

We miss you Jack Layton.
We're gonna pull out a Win for you, Dear Sir.

So you'll be signing up for a blank slate. A pig in a poke. That was how it was with Obama. But they never do what they say they'll do anyway.

Yep. Total Blank Slate.

Our political talent pool is Mighty Thin. It is very frustrating.
At least Neil Young is on my side.
He visited the tarsands in Alberta, and he held a press conference yesterday, saying the tarsands is like the Atomic Bomb exploding at Hiroshima, and that Harper and his government are PURE HYPOCRITES.
Thank you for your voice Neil!
You add legitimacy to We in the anti-Harper crowd.

Neil Young is a mighty force.

The Prime Minister's Office responded to Neil. And he responded in turn:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/neil...ands-1.2494950

I've been doing my own research on Harper and his crimes, and I have uncovered some amazing things.
Saturday night I found out that Laureen "SKELETOR" Harper went to Disco Teka, a downtown Ottawa watering hole run by Russian Jews, and she was there with one security man and NO STEPHEN, who is in Israel right now as I speak.

A good friend on the "inside" told me that Disco Teka is run by Israeli Commandos, so what the fuck is going on here?
My inside buddy told me that Israel is run by Russian Jews, and that Laureen is just a goon for her hubby.
Can the RCMP investigate this? Or is everybody BOUGHT OFF here in Canada?

I also found out where Nigel Wright got his Vandoos t-shirt: the Irving Rivers surplus store in the Byward Market.
Isn't that right, Nigel?
Do you want to know the date you bought it? I can tell you that too, along with what else you bought there.

Not bad intelligence for a SINGLE MAN, huh?
I'm worth my weight in precious gems Bitch.
All Canadians should be on high alert now: the Conservative party of Canada does not run the country.

The Ottawa Citizen had a very topical article about Steve Harper and his stance on Israel recently- they even had a photo of Harper with his daddy and two brothers from the 60's attached to it.
Apparently Harper's oily Papa drilled it into his boys that Israel is the centre of the known universe, a tack that Steve maintains today with a vengeance.
(And what a FUGLY kid Harper was!!!! LOL GIGANTIC EARS! Massive frown! Living with Pop must not have been a picnic, eh Steve? LOL

For the record, I am not anti-Semitic. I want to know what the fuck is so awesome about Israel that we need to suck its' dick for eternity?
I mean, doesn't the USA have more nukes than them? Why all the kissy-kissy-assy-assy?
It's a legit question.
Anyone have an answer?

Sarah Palin is amazed and beyond overjoyed that Stephen Harper was the first world leader to address the Israeli Parliament on Monday.

Wow! Sarah Palin! I guess you'll take what you can get, eh Tea Party Steve?
What a gong-show.
Israel runs Canada. There is no doubt anymore. I thought Harper sold us down the river to China.
Nope.
Not quite.

More scandal: Liberal Senator Mac Harb and Conservative Senator Patrick Brazeau have both been charged with breach of trust and fraud.
Both were kicked out of the Senate (along with Tories Mike Duffy and Pam Wallin) and I'm sure Mike & Pam will be charged soon as well.
Liberal Leader Justin Trudeau showed some balls this week when he announced that ALL LIBERAL SENATORS ARE FIRED.
He did what Harper didn't have the cajones to do: fire fleecers and frauds outright.
You sit as an *unelected* Liberal Senator?
You are fucking FIRED. You now sit as an independent senator.
This is a good omen- it sends a message that Trudeau will make the buck stop with him if he is PM, unlike Harper, who will pad the wallet of anyone, even if you fleece the taxpayers (You Hear Me, Peter Mackay? Bev Oda? Jim Flaherty? Eve Adams? Rob Anders?).

Such action as expulsion of corrupt senators from the party is a radical step that would never occur in the US; it shows that in Canadian politics there are still some rigorous moral standards.

I was quite amazed that Trudeau fired all Liberal Senators. Pundits are calling it a "gambit" and it is clearly not a gambit.
Harper does gambit. Not Trudeau.
Trudeau is getting bolder- he's sensing his immediate Victory over Harper and he's taking decisive action.
Good.
I want to see him with a flame under his arse. Let's ratchet up the political heat on Herr Harper, let's Bic-Light those tiny Tory balls of his.

"JUST WATCH ME" was Pierre Trudeau's tagline. Will it be his son's too?

I was watching my DVD set of The Henry Rollins Show recently and I noticed how dead-bang-on correct Bill Maher was on his show.
Bill was a guest, and he illustrated the dynamic between "Liberal" and "Conservative".
He said Conservatives do not run up the debt (HARPER does)
Conservatives are not into Nation-Building (HARPER isn't)
Conservatives are all about "Who's on my Team?" (HARPER)----- did you know the drummer in his "BAND" *snicker* is a pedophile who was just charged with sexual assault against girls under 14? I'm not making it up- his drummer is a kiddie-diddler! SHOCKING!)

Not to mention that to Tories, Loyalty trumps all other concerns- you do not lose Loyalty from your team or you are finished as a politician.
We've seen a plethora of evidence of that one....
I do not understand why Canadians stand behind this criminal fuckhead. Why don't they get their heads out of their asses?
It's simply astonishing that this man has supporters, of any type. He's a Total Disgrace and always will be.
It will be Glorious to see the NDP steal the election from under the noses of Trudeau and Herr Harper.
It will be simply GLORIOUS.

STEVE STEVE STEVE....

You're losing control of your "message" in a hurry, chachi.
This info has been "leaked"????
You think you can win the 2015 election with your shill of a wife doing "videos"??
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE "THE SKELETOR SERIES"?
No one.
Not a single fucking Canadian. (or anyone else on this planet)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/02...n_4763760.html


And the fact that Harper is using Nigel Wright's current lawyer as THE TORY SHILL is beyond reprehensible.
Someone PLEASE bitchslap Steve for me.

DRIVE and DISRUPT and DISUNITY. Those are his 3 BIG codewords for the 2015 election.

Ask yourself why the fuck would you ever vote for this sack of slimy shit.

I urge Canadians who might be reading this thread to take a gander at the comments section of that link I posted above this post.
Canadians know how much Harper sucks.
I just hope they show up at the polls next year.
VOTE, YOU BASTARDS!

:)

Many say under Harper Canada has become a petrol (or petroleum or petrodollars) state.