Stephen Harper is Delusional

It's fun reading the articles on why John Baird is resigning so suddenly. For me, I've been calling for Baird's resignation for Eons. He's a buffoon, a freeloader, an embarrassment. A bull in a china shop. A piece of work.

Opposition MP's have praised Baird more than Harper in his departure! It's very bizarre.

Here's a quote from a St. Mary's University student from the Ottawa Citizen:

Lord- Harper's Government is falling apart. Flaherty was the only person who gave us any confidence in Finance and he is gone and missed. Listen to Oliver- he hasn't got a clue. Old Peter MacKay-remember him. Joy riding in SAR helicopters. Then when they were needed-the crash with 17 people drowned or a call out for a 14 year old boy, he either refused to provide the helicopters or they were in NS for training? Idiot. Then there was transportation. Trains allowed to operate with only one engineer?? 47 people dead. And another crash up north. What Minister was that? This is a government that has to go. No talent. Nothing to offer since the oil money dried up. Time For A New Team.

If you're wondering what Dean del Mastro's been up to, he wants a mistrial for being found guilty of election fraud:

http://www.thestar.com/opinion/comme...t-mallick.html

Someone posted on a news site about Baird:

That guy was the pride of the Harper Fleet?!?! LOL Every picture of him looks like he's one chromosome away from downs syndrome. I think he got out before he was thrown out because he wanted to be PM someday, but he probably jumped ship purely for the money. Baird's a typical Harris Tory who saw his window and jumped.


I couldn't agree more. It's beautiful to see Harper's supporters being dumbstruck with his resignation. Face it, Clowns. Harper is a fucking disgrace and always was. You can't polish that turd anymore. He's a criminal and a fraud and he has no leadership abilities and never did. Wake the fuck up on Harper. What planet are you on to think he's anything but a fucking criminal fraud?

Here's a very interesting link, which should not surprise anyone who knows Harper and pals are living breathing lobbyists, not politicians: (it's from 2012, and I was unaware of a lot mentioned)

http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/pmo-...ties-1.1193101

More on John Baird's resignation:

Last summer Harper asked all of his cabinet ministers if they will be running in the next election. Those who said no were replaced instantly. Baird has caught the country and Stephen Harper off-guard with this. I can only imagine the rage Harper has over this. I've read that Baird and Harper have had shouting matches over Baird's use of government aircraft, and that he recently demanded more exclusive use of private jets and Harper told him no. So this is all rather curious to me.

Remember Tim Hudak Steve? He slit his own throat. He wouldn't listen. And you don't listen either.
Your fate is sealed. It's gonna be fun watching the rats bail from your ship Steve. Who's next? Peter MacKay? Well, STEP RIGHT UP, Cormorant Pete! Harper is letting all the little Tories twist in the wind. Are they intelligent enough to Mutiny? Nope.
They're afraid of their Fuhrer.
Glory is coming to Parliament Hill in 2015.


Here's a brilliant assessment of John Baird's departure. Simply Brilliant:

http://www.ipolitics.ca/2015/02/05/g...y-is-forgiven/

Because I feel Stephen Harper is going to call a snap election soon, I have to say something about each current Federal political party Leader.

1. Harper. Nothing needs to be said, is there? Just from me alone there is 760+ items posted that relate to how Delusional he is/was/will always be. Let's move on to the other Men, Justin and Tom.

2. Mulcair. He became Leader after Jack Layton's passing, and he has done a truly amazing job as Official Opposition Leader. He has held Harper's feet to the fire in a way that makes me proud to be a Canadian. He has systematically taken Harper apart in Question Period for years. Mulcair has been more Prime Ministerial in the House of Commons than both Harper and Trudeau. I will vote NDP forever, that's how much I liked Jack Layton. I'll vote for him until I die. The NDP as a party has been pretty much scandal-free. Name a scandal by any NDP caucus member. One crossed the floor to the Liberals. Wow. Some scandal. These pages I've spent a lot of time on here are only a handful of Harper's scandals. Tom Mulcair is qualified to take over as Prime Minister.His party is full of young, smart, keen and energetic MP's. The main, serious problem with the situation is the NDP have never held power, never formed a government. No one wants to give them a shot. We saw it in Ontario last year and we'll see it again this year, whenever Harper gets off his duff.

3. Trudeau. He will be our next Prime Minister. The Liberal party is well-known in Canada. So is Trudeau's name. The writing is on the wall for his victory. The cloak is off the Conservative party, and they are nothing but a cover for corrupt business hacks. The Tories are helping the Koch brothers buy the U.S. election, they are the largest landowners of the Alberta tarsands. 1.1 million acres! That ain't no accident. Harper is selling Canada by the pound, and I'd like to pound him in the face, with a swift smash of an anvil. I'm not a violent guy, but I do have violent thoughts toward Stevie Harper. His ilk need to be exorcised.
Trudeau will win, whenever Steve decides to end his charade of a government. Trudeau is experienced, he's likable, he beat the shit out of "Braz Knuckles" Patrick Brazeau- watch the fight on youtube. It's awesome. Ezra Levant gets his mind blown.
The "Pugilist From Papineau" will be a GREAT PM. All these fuckfaces who don't like Trudeau will find themselves eating crow. Justin is very intelligent, and he knows the Canada that should be governed, and it looks nothing like Harperland. We've been in a Nazi Tory Nightmare since 2006, and it's time to wake up Steve! Soviet troops are outside your Zionist bunker! John Josef Goebbels Baird is gone...What will you do now, with only your wife Skeletor at your side?

Oh, yeah. I go there. Hunter Thompson lets out a whoop whenever I do.

OK, so maybe there are NDP scandals....:) I've got my game face on for this election, Hombres. ha ha
I'm not going to say them here. If they were serious enough, I would. But they can work thru their woes with ease.

And more bizarre curveballs from the Tories: Eve Adams has jumped ship. She has crossed the floor to Justin Trudeau's Liberals.
This is amazing. I wish more MP's would cross the floor. That is when you see the gears of real politics in motion. Take her aboard, Justin. But you and me and most switched-on Canadians know about Miss Eve Adams & Dimitri Soudas. It took her THIS LONG to cross the floor? Justin! Don't let those bedroom eyes of hers seduce you! LOL She could be up to some nefarious mischief, here. Beware, that is all. She could turn out to be the smartest MP in the House. She is today. She left before Peter MacKay did! Coolness!

Harper shuffled his cabinet, but who cares, right? As one guy said on a news site: Stirring sewage is fine, just remember that it's sewage.

To all Conservatives who've been lurking here: This is what Stephen Harper said Canada is:

"A Failed Northern European WelFare State"
Read it again. A thousand times. The Prime Minister of Canada said we are a failed northen euro welfare state.
Then I guess you are the Chief Recipient, Steve. LOL

WOW.
Hey Tory supporters: You gonna vote Conservative again? You must be a special kind of stupid.

Our new Foreign Affairs Minister doesn't speak French. This is a requirement for such a HUGE position in the government.
BUT HARPER DOESN'T CARE. He doesn't care that this Nation is Bi-Lingual.


You're Fired Steve. Didn't you get the memo?

A lot of people are sounding off about Eve Adams joining the Liberals, and I happen to believe it's an ingenius move on Trudeau's part. Here's why:

Just think about what this means. Eve was told she would not be able to run as a Tory in the next Federal election. She is full of rage at this. She wants revenge on Harper for being a big meanie to her. What better revenge than to cross the floor? Her hubby Dimitri Soudas has devastating information about the inner workings of the Conservative machine. The big kerrfluffle is "What a risk to the Liberals! What a liability!", and I say, not so fast...

There is almost no risk here. And that's why Trudeau took her on with a smile. There is no risk because she will have to win the nomination in Eglington-Lawrence ( my old riding when I lived in TO)- she will have to beat Joe Oliver to earn her place at the Liberal table. I'm sure this was agreed upon before Eve & Justin held their press conference. WHAT AN ADDITION TO THE LIBERAL WAR ROOM! This a major coup. Eve isn't a liability to Justin- she all but guarantees him Victory, and if she loses, she loses. If she wins, she's in a new government, and switched parties just in the nick of time. Pretty smart. But she's also got a history of serious gaffes, so serious she isn't qualified to be an MP. But Stephen Harper has thrown out the rulebook, hasn't he?

IT'S ON.

Conservative MP's should do a gut-check after what's happened this week.

It's been proven that the PMO can ruthlessly throw an MP overboard, even if you are a "shining star" like John Baird. All the PMO cares about is keeping their fat asses in the PMO.
They are not interested in "earning" the right to serve Canada. They feel like they own Canada, they feel like King Shits of Turd Island. Nothing can touch 'em, nothing can stop 'em. Yeah? Well you fuckers are gonna be faced with a reckoning this year that'll slap you so fucking hard it will be absolutely beautiful.

Harper and all of his cronies are psychotic. And they will pay the biggest political price you've ever seen in Canadian political history. Everybody has been fucked over by Harper's non-leadership. EVERYBODY. And the Tories have taken their "power" for granted for so long that I can't wait to read the fallout pieces that will be written after this election.

I will look like a tea-leave reader when those days arrive. You're Fucked Harper.
You should've called a Leadership Convention when you had the chance. I love that you're facing the onslaught of losing key front-bench ministers, MP's crossing the floor, and a public who has nothing but coiled rage to aim at you and your patheticness.

I can't wait to see you handed your walking papers. I'm giddy in anticipation of your snap election. CALL IT NOW FUCKHEAD! LOL
Trudeau handing you a massive defeat will be POETRY. Sheer Fuckin' Poetry.

Stephen Harper's Director of Communications has quit. That's how many now in 8 years?
Here's the thing with these "Directors of Communications" that Harper employs: to lie on Harper's level, it can get a bit much after a while. The longest one of these guys lasts is a year workin' for Harper.

Harper doesn't talk to the media. He doesn't talk to Canadians. About Anything. It's been that way forever. He does not take questions from anyone unless it's on his terms. He might get caught in a lie that will politically kill him. So he has these "directors of communications" spin the message for him. And they quit about a year after being appointed. And guess who the new one is for Steve? A guy who's from the head office of Canadian Tire. Wow. You just can't make it up.

Justin Trudeau speaks to anyone who wants to talk to him, about any issue. That's the Prime Minister I want. Not a secretive, slimy, deflecting asswipe who needs sychophants to speak for him at all times. If the message gets muddled, then Harper blames his Director of Comms. It's never his fault. Another one bails from the sinking ship that is S.S. Harper. Keep 'em comin- the charade is almost over....April is the month to watch. All of these well-placed announcements lately by Harper's Cons gives us the heads-up that a snap election will be called before the Mike Duffy trial. You're finished Steve. There's no way to avoid the Canadian Voter now.

Canada has lost its first soldier in the fight against ISIS, and he was shot by the Kurds! Friendly fire...

WTF is going on here? We are getting conflicting reports on what exactly happened, and Harper's government has no clue what to tell the Canadian public. They are telling Canadians that no one is on the front lines, yet WE ARE. Not only that, but the Kurds are saying it was the Canadians fault, because they would not listen to challenges to their position. And when the Canucks finally responded to the Kurds defending their position the Canadians responded in ARABIC! The Kurds said it confused them, and they opened fire. A Canadian Sgt is dead, and the government is already trying to cover it up.

This is just like Vietnam. And we don't belong there. Call your election now, HARPER. I'm sick of your lies and obfuscations.

Disgraced Conservative Senator Pamela Wallin truly had her face slammed into the taxpayer trough.
The RCMP have released 79 pages of their investigation into Harper's dear appointee and her expense claims.
She claimed everything from meals with former lovers to board meetings with her private companies, WITH ZERO OVERSIGHT.
To Pam & Braz & Mac Harb & Mike Duffy (all Harper appointees to the Senate save Harb) this was a free-for-all smorgasborg at the taxpayer trough. There has been no explanation from anyone in the Senate Management as to how or why this occured with no one knowing. My Man Charlie Angus was on CFRA radio today asking why these un-hirable/un-firable clowns were not being held to account by the Senate itself. Canadian Senators are not elected. They are not accountable to the public or the Voter, and there is no oversight on what they can claim for expenses. Wallin and Duffy really and truly slammed their fat faces into the taxpayer trough. All politicians do it, but these two really slammed their craniums into that trough! It's beyond disguting, and further proof of Harper's gang running totally amok.

Many more scandals from these shithead Tories: They are accusing the opposition parties of "siding with the terrorists". SOUND FAMILIAR? Shades of Dumbya Bush...
Justin Trudeau gave a speech yesterday at a University were he laid it out how Harper is marginalizing and attacking Muslims (Impossible! because Obama is a Muslim, and he's his best Serpent friend! Right? They are hand-in-hand with maintaining Babylon! Nimrod Lives!) LOL

What a fucking gong-show this all is. Enjoy that Lake of Fire, Boys!
Do whatcha gotta do to maintain the LIE.
I'll be here to expose you until the people wake up.

Stephen Harper is pissing me off large. (As if he wasn't before!)
Today in the House of Commons this zionist warmonger is offering his extension of the Iraq mission, extending it and expanding it into Syria, all the while telling Canadians that we are not on the front lines in any way. Right-O.

This fight against ISIS/ISIL is not Canada's fight. Harper made it our fight, because he wants to see Israel destroyed, as per Biblical prophesy, while doing a bait-and-switch on the people. Make no mistake, the Illuminati and their ilk are advancing the worship of Satan here, while making it seem like they are "fighting" 'Ol Lucifer. I've finally got all the pieces to the puzzle.

What does the Bible prophesize? That Israel is destroyed by all of the surrounding countries to it. Jesus cannot come back until Israel is destroyed. Correct? They are making Biblical prophesy come true. They are playing God, [while pointing to him] as their Saviour. It's quite amazing, actually. The people are being brainwashed and mind-controlled here. ISIS is not the likes of Stalin or Hitler. And if the pro-war right wants to say they ARE, then they also have to say that History is repeating itself and nobody learned a fucking thing.


Enjoy your coffee. Think hard about what I've written. I did.

So yeah, Stephen Harper is basically using war (and breaking International Law) to get himself re-elected.
Anybody who votes for this idiotic warmonger will go straight to hell for worshipping Satan through him.
I'm not mincing words and I'm not a Bible-thumping Jesus-freak. But I do know what is going on here.
Brainwashing. On a massive scale.

The U.S. Congress recently voted to give Vladimir Pudding a hell of a lot of weapons. Obama has not handed them over to Vlad yet. It's all up to Muslim Barack, to give the weapons to Putin.
Putin has been buying oil from ISIS/ISIL, who have hijacked oil fields in Iraq. This "war" is a quagmire, and it hasn't even begun yet! Nimrod & Semiramis were the Lords of Babylon once upon a time weren't they? Where was the Tower of Babel (Tower of Confusion)?
Right beside the Tigris and Euphrates! Go Figure...that ain't no coincidence.

I've noticed Harper gets really fired up these days in Question Period, because Mulcair and the NDP have got him dead to rights: You go into Syria, you are aligning yourself with Asad, which is the same thing as aligning with ISIS, as you need his permission to enter Syrian airspace. Harper is breaking International Law and aligning himself with a barbarian. Par for the course for a Satanist who never declares he is one. When was the last time you sipped some cider under some redwoods in Bohemian Grove, Steve?

I got your number. And I'm enjoying watching you go down in flames.

Everybody in the province of Ontario is whining about the Liberal government and what a disaster they are. And I agree.
Kathleen Wynne is an opportunist, and she is advancing the horrors begun by Dalton "Asshat" McGuinty.
But the Liberal majority in Ontario exists for only one reason: to eliminate Harper this year.
Once Harper's gone we can talk about a new government for the province of Ontario.

The bigger, more urgent problem is the Federal Conservative party, led by FuckHead Stphen Harper and the disasters they have wrought on Canada at large. It doesn't surprise me that he would drop Canada into a war. Not at all, not when he needs to get elected again badly. And not when knowing that he learned everything he knows from George W. Bush.

Call your election. Now. End it.

Today is Day 1 of the Mike Duffy trial here in Ottawa.
This is gonna be juicy...

This is the only time (probably) we will see in a public forum exactly how Stephen Harper does business.
How he deals with "political problems". Harper favours his party base over fairness and justice. That much is obvious. Harper will do anything it takes to maintain whatever warped support he has. This trial will expose the inner workings of his shady and secretive PMO. And not a moment too soon. He hasn't called his election yet, nor has Duffy died. My gambits to pre-empt both have worked here. Readers should know that I plant seeds, and I wait to see which ones grow fruit and which ones die...I can wait for the election in the fall, but I still think Harper will call it this summer, when voting isn't on youth's minds.
The only ones in Canada who vote Conservative are oblivious senior citizens and members of the oil industry. No one else.
And a Big Sweep is fuckin' comin'!

Commentators are saying that this Duffy trial is old news, that no new revelations will come out.
Um, excuse me? The only "revelation" in this whole sick scandal is that a sitting legislator was SECRETLY paid off by the Prime Minister's Chief-of-Staff!!!What other "bombshell" do you fucking need? Jesus Christ, these Tory supporters haven't got a clue how serious this is. They whine about how "It's ONLY 90 thousand dollars! No taxpayer money was spent! Nigel Wright's political was ended over it! Case-closed!"

Um, again-excuse me? Nigel Wright was acting on orders from Harper, and both of these criminals should be charged and on trial.
They should be fighting for their freedom to be on the streets in my opinion.
If this happened in the private sector everybody involved would be facing some serious shit. I will be following this trial to the bitter end- all 41 days of it. Some say that Duffy's trial may not be resolved until the fall- around the time of the election. We'll see. I want the Conservative party brought to it's knees over this, just like the Gomery Inquiry brought the Liberals to their knees...The Irony is Amazing....The Sponsorship Scandal wasn't just one thing, one crime- it was a series of little things that added up to the destruction of the party and Paul Martin's Leadership. And that's what I'm predicting will happen to Harper.
Couldn't happen to a better FuckHead.
Word.

Stay tuned.

Three days into the Mike Duffy trial- what have we learned?

That Canadian Senators have free trips to New York City and Washington, they can let their children fly on their account, they have expense accounts which start out at $150,000 (for "research")plus $20,000 for office supplies and other incidentals. That is on top of their base salary of $155,000 a year. Oh yeah, and don't forget that there are no set defined "rules" for claiming expenses, so Mike Duffy took that as "I can expense anything under the sun!" Everything from a trip to watch his daughter perform in a play (he did, for $8,000!) to a trip to Peterborough with (OF ALL PEOPLE!) Dean del Mastro!!!! to Buy a Puppy! He sent the bill to the taxpayers!
There are probably a million other hidden expenses that Duffy took advantage of, but will we ever know the full depth of Conservative party greed and that sick ENTITLED ARROGANT mantra "I am entitled to my entitlements! I am a Senator!" that all Tory Senators have adopted.
One particular female Tory Senator had the astonishing gall to be upset that her expense claims are being audited- "They are asking me about a breakfast I claimed! Do they expect me to eat cold camembert cheese and broken crackers?!?!?!"- no word of a lie. That came out of the sewer mouth of one of Harper's appointees to the upper chamber. If that doesn't make your stomach turn what the fuck will?

This shit is astonishing. Duffy's lawyer Don Bayne entered a photo into evidence (blown up to poster size) of Stephen Harper with Mike, signed by Harper thus: TO DUFF: A GREAT JOURNALIST AND MY BEST, MOST HARD-WORKING APPOINTMENT TO THE SENATE!!!
Harper is gonna try to turn this into a case for Senate reform, which he has tried to do forever. And he's trying to do it with a guy who shilled for him- now all Duffy's good for is being thrown under the bus! How fucking political is Harper? You need some kind of other-worldly miracle invention to actually try to measure how fucking political this scumbag is. He will try to turn anything into a political football that can be picked up by his fucked up team and run it in for some cheap points.

He said in B.C. when asked about Duffy: "I don't know about these things. I will not be testifying."

Let me translate that for you: "I don't get held to account. Ever. I might be testifying if Duffy has enough ammo. I may get supeoneod, but I can and will ignore it. I am King Steve. And you are not. I dare you to vote me out. God Bless Israel! Erm.... I mean, Canada!

Stephen Harper is wallowing in nothingness.

He offers the country of Canada no leadership, yet serious right-wingers think he is offering the best Leadership anyone could hope for. I'd like to seal them off and gas them. They have no clue what Harper's done, in secret. I heard that Harper is actually a military arms dealer, but no one knows about it. I've heard that he is funnelling weapons to people that would make your hair curl, all the while syaing he's here for Canada, that he's got Canada's back...

It's horrifying to contemplate that the Prime Minister of Canada is a gunrunner.
But it's also in the realm of absolute possibility.
How do we find out about all the tentacles that Harper has outstretched in the name of Zionism and Satanism?
I want to know.

Week 2 of the Mike Duffy trial, and Duffy's lawyer has already got the trial behind schedule.

We have learned that Canadian Senators have no boss, no oversight. None. Zip. Zilch. They can spend willy-nilly, and when Duffy found out in his first year (2009) that his budget wasn't completely spent, he concocted and doctored documents and contracts to his friends to give them the money, instead of the cash going back to the treasury. He has done that every year up until he was busted for fraud.
I don't see how Duffy will walk away from some of these charges. Most might be dropped, but a few will stick like tar. John Baird and Pierre Polievere's tar baby Mike will hang like dem low-hangin' fruits, just like his puppy-buying friend Dean Del Mastro.
I can't wait to hear what Nigel Wright says on the stand, as well as Duffy. Both are gonna testify, and Nigel is scheduled to appear at the end of the trial. Why I have no clue. All I know is that I want the Tories to crumble over this bullshit. The faster the better. They are morally bankrupt and sheer criminals who have gotten away with murder.

Speaking of John Baird....our former foreign affairs minister has landed a new job! Guess who hired his doofus ass?
Barrick Gold.
Amazing that he was hired by Barrick Gold. I guess you gotta have the inside track on that precious metal, don't you Johnny????
Many countries around the world are demanding gold for payment. Better to get your gay ass in there to save your bacon when the satanic squeeze gets too tight, right? Right-Right. Righty-Right.

Fuck all Conservatives. My hatred for them can't be calculated. They are Un-Canadian and In-Human, while claiming to be anything but.
Get out of my government and get out of my country. You belong in the corrupt U.S.- you've demonstrated that Canada stands for greed, corruption, ignorance and hatred.

You fucking suck, Tories! That is all.

Week 2 is over in the Mike Duffy trial, and more info on Duffy's spending habits have been made public. The guy was on the make for fleecing taxpayers long before he ever became a Senator. And by the way, Duffy was willing to be a Senator for any sitting Prime Minister. Jean Chretien said that everytime Duffy saw him in Parliament he would yell out: Mr. Prime Minister! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!. Talk about shameless....

Ezra Levant, the dorky and full of himself blowhard from the Sun News network (which is actually defunct now) testified today, because he wrote speeches for Duffy, and Duffy paid him with his Senators' "slush fund". The first alarming thing about this is that Levant wrote speeches for Duffy. Isn't Duffy a "journalist"? Isn't he a fucking writer of some type? Why the fuck would he hire a tabloid mouthpiece like Ezra Levant? Easy. He wanted his friends to benefit. Levant didn't have to write a single speech- it proves he's got no issue with taking a little money on the partisan side.
Duffy's also charged his workouts to the taxpayers (HAHAHAHA!! Duffy- working out!! Imagine that! He's a fuckin' 400-pound land monster!). He hired a personal trainer, and upon meeting, Duffy told him "Let's change this to "Consulting" for billing purposes"- meaning the bill would go to the taxpayers under the banner "Consulting"- and because there is no oversight in the Upper Chamber, that is exactly what was expensed. What a fleecing scumbag. What a shameless fat fuck.
Duffy also billed the taxpayers for "makeup and hair" he had done side-by-side with his best buddy Steve Harper- again, hilarious, because Duffy has no hair, and the makeup would have to be applied with a trowel. The makeup artist testified that she thought she was paid for both the PM and Duffy, and that she was paid with Conservative party funds. Nope. Duffy said "Fuck the taxpayers! I'm the Duff!"

The trial grinds on. It's gonna be ugly. Duffy's lawyer is good, I have to admit it. He knows what he's doing, and he may be the hero of the whole sordid mess. You know why? Because he wants to bring Harper down just as much as I do. Even tho he's defending fat pond scum, he's an ally to me. I will savour every day he grills Nigel Wright. I even plan on attending court on those days. I want to see it in person. I'll be sure to keep you updated.

In other news, The PM of India is being stroked and shown around the country by Harper today, and yesterday Steve was in B.C. at a Sikh temple, sporting a fucking blue do-rag/turban! He and the Indian PM looked like a couple of Tandoori Bikers!

It's So Retarded you just have to laugh.

Some more trash that keeps piling up from Mike Duffy:
He billed the taxpayers for photos he had made up of his kids, and he sent some to Barbara Bush. ?! Huh? WTF? Come again?
He thought that because there were no rules on Senate spending, he could spend like a drunkin' Duff. His main defence is "No one told me what I was doing was wrong! No one told me! No one told me! No. One. Told. ME!

Come on, Mike. You're the Duff! Nuthin' gets by you. Nuthin' slips by your shady and shifty on-the-make radar!
You knew the rules. And you flouted them, just like your buddy Steve does all day long.
You were like a kid in the candy store, you couldn't believe your luck_ A Senator! After all those years of whoring! All those years of lobbying anyone within earshot! It was finally here! I, THE DUFF, earned my Senate seat! And I will dine on the taxpayer nickel until the treasury calls "UNCLE!!!"

This trail should bring about either the abolition of the Senate or a whole new body to oversee it. The scheme right now is on the "Honor System". But we know there is no honor among thieves. They are only out for their own worthless selves.
Bring the hammer down, Judge!

Joe Oliver has delivered his budget finally, (about 5 months too late) and there is nothing in it for Canadians.
Nothing. Zilch. Zero.
Harper's government exists in a Twilight Zone, and it caters to only 1% of the population- the Super-Rich.
Canada has truly become it's brother's keeper. The U.S. (and George W. Bush) influenced Harper and Canadians to such an extent that they just could not resist becoming the 52nd State, after Iraq.

Bring on The Dancing Nukes.

What a week in Canadian politics. The province of Alberta ended a 42+ year dynasty of Conservative rule.
Jim Prentice will forever be known now as the Tory who couldn't get elected in Alberta. It's astonishing.
Many many tongues are wagging, and mine is no exception. This is an amazing HISTORIC win for the NDP.
Yes, the NEW DEMOCRATS have a MAJORITY in the province that I swore would never vote for anyone but corrupt Tories.
The new Premier is Rachel Notley, a smart cookie who by all accounts put on a flawless campaign to defeat the PC party.
I haven't followed Alberta politics much- but I know that the previous Premier Alison Redford felt she was Queen of Alberta, and ran roughshod over the people, even demanding that a penthouse be built for her (at taxpayers expense) on the top of the Alberta Legislature! (VERY Semiramis, Alison....you stupid cunt. Glad you vanished and were banished).

Jim Prentice by all accounts is a soulless animal who blamed the people of Alberta for the province's woes. "Look in the mirror" was what he told the public. That sealed his doom. The PC's were a little too comfortable in their 42-year Tyranny, and the people decided to "Throw The Bums Out".
Prentice looks like a rich ranch-hand for George W. Bush to me. He sounded like an out-of-touch corrupt clown, and that fact seems to be proven correct with this election.
I am amazed and proud of Alberta's voters. They did what Ontarians didn't have the balls to do- get rid of a seriously corrupt dynasty that was/is dragging the province's reputation through the mud.


This has gotta rattle Harper. Alberta is the most conservative conclave on planet Earth. And they went left, HARD LEFT! Giving the NDP a MAJORITY!. Some sore Tory losers are bipping that it means nothing, that it's just a slap to the PC's, who will get their act together after this and come back roaring. HA HA. I just howl at that. You got 4 years to come "roaring", and by that time, the NDP stigma of being a socialist fringe party will be obliterated.
What poetry it would be to have Tom Mulcair unseat Harper. Nobody was thinking about that 3 days ago. Now it is in the realm of "definite possibility". The NDP caucus sang "4 STRONG WINDS" to the Nation, while Cormorant Peter MacKay said the Tory caucus meeting was "like a morgue". Canadian politics just got a hell of a lot more interesting.

Memo to Stephen Harper: PACK YOUR SHIT, GOOF. Get the fuck out of the PMO. NOW. YOU'RE FINISHED.

I turn 40 in a few days, and it feels like the milestone it is. And it doesn't hurt that Harper is mortally doomed. ;)

Canada now has only one province with a Tory government. Pretty soon they will be as extinct as the dodo bird.
With the brutally crushing defeat that Alberta handed Conservatives, one thing is certain: the electorate are Volatile, Pissed-Off, and are tired of being taken for granted by the incumbents. The message should be loud and clear to Conservatives: "You don't stand for anything except greed and arrogance. That shit will not fly in Canada in the 21st Century. You try and make that shit fly, and the people will eventually send you to Lower Sulphuric Hell, where you can choke on it".

I may seem over-the-top in my hatred of Harper, but trust me it's REAL. I have a serious hate-on for him, and I said it before: I would rip his throat out with my bare hands if there were no laws against murder. That's how much I can't stand that Tory Turd. He exemplifies everything that is foul and corrupt about politics, and he somehow duped people into believing he was a Leader of some type. I could see through him in 2004, and I said it right here on FilmLeaf (check the archives!): "If Stephen Harper became Prime Minister we would be no different from George W. Bush"...(paraphrase-something like that).
And what have we got? BUSH-LEAGUE Tory Rule, which is about to get thrown out on it's fucked-up Repubican't Ass!

I hope you learned the lesson, Canada. Pay attention to who you elect to the PMO. It could be the difference between Canuck Glory or The Third Reich. I want to thank Ian Capstick for his very astute observation about politics in light of the Alberta rout of Conservatives: "Anyone who tries to look into a crystal ball in politics may actually be looking at a magic 8-Ball"

Amen Ian. I know exactly of what you speak.

Pierre Polievere is the slimiest, most sickening MP in the House of Commons. How so?
Well guess what this Tar Baby did.
He made little "movies" in Parliament, on a SUNDAY, using BOTH taxpayers money and public servants! His little films were to promote Harper's new tax breaks for families (an election carrot he's dangled in front of Voters with his 5-months too late budget).

It's stunning. Polievere was ripped a new one in Question Period last week, and he said "I Make No Apologies for telling families about the new tax break". Um, hey Dipshit: telling them is one thing. Telling them by using their own money to promote your stupid election win tactics is beyond the pale, Pal. You're fucking Fired. That smirk he has while making the movies too- yes, Pierre even STARS in these fucking movies. It's fuckin' unreal, Mang.

Front page on the Ottawa Citizen today is Harper's attendance record in the House of Commons. It's abysmal. He's been absent 90% of 2015, and his attendance record has completely dried up since 2013, when the Senate Expense Scandal erupted. Tom Mulcair pointed it out last week: "We hardly ever see the Prime Minister in the House. We're starting to forget what he looks like".
The Citizen also points out the amazing fact that Harper's been M.I.A a helluva lot more than Jean Chretien was in his final year in office. It proves Harper doesn't belong in the House of Common Canadians. He belongs on the curb, with his thick brick budgets piled up around him to keep him warm at night. You don't want to particpate in Democracy Steve, then you can hit the pavement. Pronto. Paco.

Check this out: American 8th graders think Canada lives in a Dictatorship. And they are right! Bravo Kids! Smarter than Conservatives!

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/ca...a-dictatorship

I hope Canadians are paying attention to something that Stephen Harper has tried to slip past us unsuspecting Canadians: He has re-written the law. He has buried new legislation in his huge brick of an omnibus budget that erases accountability to the RCMP for shredding documents relating to the long-gun registry.

This is Orwellian, and must be stopped immediately. Harper said that the RCMP were merely respecting the wishes of Parliament.
Um, no they weren't Steve.
They were doing YOUR wishes, not the wishes of Canadians, which is that the Rule of Law is always respected.
Access-to Information requests have been fucked with over this re-writing of the law Harper does. (And he does it by BURYING it in a budget! Fuck I want him in handcuffs!)

You're fucking Fired, Shithead. How many times do I have to say it? Pack your shit and GET OUT.

Believe it or not, I have left out all kinds of extra scandals that Harper has gotten away with. For example, that he has spent more taxpayers money on his own schemes and bullshit ideas than any other government in history. His "Ecomomic Action Plan" is Exhibit A.
That bogus "plan" has done absolutely zero for anybody. Harper has spent millions and millions of TAXPAYERS DOLLARS on a "plan". No execution, just "a plan". Jobs and Growth was the line, wasn't it? From those Robot Tories? "Jobs and Growth"? For whom Asshat? Auditors? Did you know that the Senate Expense Scandal is about to blow up in our faces? The audit on the Senate has cost taxpayers $21 Million!
And 10 more Senators are about to face scrutiny from the RCMP. 10 more! We already had 5 ironclad Upper Chamber fleecers be shown the door! Now we got a clubhouse of thieves! They treated the Senate as a fuckin' Club Med, by early reports....

My God, how embarrassing is all this shit? Look at all I've typed in 4 years about this government...How Long, Oh Lord? How Long?
When will the Batshit Insanity end?

The walls are closing in a little tighter around King Steve.
"Cormorant" Peter MacKay has announced he will not be running in the next Federal election.
Hmm.
Do tell why, Pete.
Is it because of your pension? I think so. If you run in the next election and lose, you can't claim your cash until you're 65.
(and that's your own government's scheme/fault! LOL). If you bail now, you get your $100,000 a year kitty when you are 55.
Yeah, you're just another goof Tory rat bailing the shitty ship S.S. Harper.

So guess what we get to witness, my fellow Canadians?

We get to witness Harper, all by his lonesome, try to win an election based on his "record". If you need help for the debates Steve, feel free to use my posts. I know you love to flip-flop, if it's politically needed. I'm here for you. Canadians are Nice people.
:)
This 2015 federal Canadian election will be one for the record books. When will the writ drop?

All Conservative supporters should read this succinct assessment of "Cormorant" Peter MacKay's "tenure" by Gar Pardy:

His role came into sharp national focus when in 2003 he agreed to merge the historical Progressive Conservative party of Canada into a new Conservative party; with that the word "progressive" became a one of opprobrium. Like most of the prime minister's ministers over the past 9 years, Mr. MacKay was a Potemkin placeholder- a facade to meet legal requirements but bereft of any individualized initiative that might condition the future for the benefit of Candaians.

The most significant maneuver in the life of the Prime Minister was moving from Ontario to Alberta, and his understanding of matters military consisted of removing his tie. Mr. MacKay as Minister of Defence added even less understanding of military affairs and his six years as minister witnessed the extraordinary growth in Canadian casualties in Afghanistan. 134 of the 155 deaths in Afghanistan occured during the 6 years MacKay was Minister. There was little appreciation by either the Prime Minister or MacKay for the urgent need for action as Canadian soldiers died.

Mr. MacKay has been minister in three of the four most important areas of government. There is nothing in those 9 years that historians will identify as unique to his tenures and in fact there is much to find fault with. Like the vast majority of ministers in the PM's government, they had the title but in reality were fluffy clouds adrift over the Canadian landscape occasionally producing shadows, BUT NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE.


Amen Gar Pardy. Laser-sharp. Deadly-Accurate.


Hey Tories: do you need any more proof that Harper is a sun-fucked Onion?

Don't worry, I haven't been slacking off on Mike Duffy's trial. I'm saving up for a big post soon about what this fat clown has done.
Michael den Tandt is a good writer who's covering the trial and he mentioned something great: "You'd have to be a P.E.I. Potato to believe that Duffy didn't know what he was getting away with". Amen Michael. I also loved your article "What exactly has Harper accomplished?" Great stuff.

Harper has been whooping it up in Germany at the G7, laughing like the Alberta corn-pone Herr Helmet Head he is.
130+ days to election day, and Harper is acting like everything's all good in the hood! I told you he deserves an Oscar for best political actor ever...

The Audit on the Senate is finished, and it's findings will be released to the masses to see this afternoon. Senior Senate Management are implicated, and the guilty goofs are saying they "will pay back the money". Really? With your own funds? Where's Nigel?
Is he gonna pick up the tab? Dip into his Bay street kitty and help out more Tory Senators? Fuck, what a disgrace this whole mess is.



Off topic: ADAM SANDLER! I want to know why there hasn't been a sequel to ZOHAN? I think the fans want to see another wicked flick with the Zohan. I mean, I'm living up to my end of the deal. I bring down Prime Ministers with my fingertips. LOL
I blast them with my ten-ton Tommy-Gun and Liquid Grenades! C'mon Adam! Kick out the Jams with The Zohan!
Do you need help writing it? I'm here. "LET the Boy Shave his Grandmother's BEARD!!!"

I learned recently that Barrick Gold (the company that John Baird got hired by) represents a gold mine in Pakistan, and it is owned by the Queen. (Queen Elizabeth).
Are our Canadian political party Leaders aware of what the British Empire is doing in Ukraine? Canadians should remember that when John Baird was Foreign Affairs Minister he gave the impression that Canadians supported the fascist mobs. FACT.

Bono of rock band U2 is here in Ottawa today to watch Question Period and talk to Harper about issues he cares about.
Harper will meet with Bono and Justin Bieber but he refused to meet Cinema Goddess Brigitte Bardot?
What a douchebag. I guess he thinks Bono can help him win the election, just like it worked in 2011 with his resounding endorsement of Nickelback. Yee-Hah.


Tom Mulcair has sworn his allegiance to the Queen by being sworn into the Privy Council, like Trudeau, so we're still under Jesuit-Freak-Power-Rule no matter what Prime Minister we have. But the reason I still Vote and still care and still write about it is because front-of-house must be Tidy. Wouldn't you agree? And Harper has muddied up the fuckin' Maple Leaf front porch somethin' Fierce.
I know all of the tentacles this neo-Nazi movements have out there, and nobody gave me the heads up. Which means no one will give YOU, dear reader, the heads-up either. Glad to be of service. When the shit hits the fan, we can watch it knowing it was gonna happen. All thanks to Albert Pike. :)

You Don't Mess With the Johann....
LOL

Correction: It was David Reevely who wrote "You'd have to be a P.E.I. Potato to believe that Duffy didn't know what he was getting away with". Apologies to David. He's also a great writer covering the Duffy trial. I got him and Michael den Tandt mixed up there...den Tandt DID write "What exactly has Harper accomplished?"

In more Batshit Insane Tory News, another Conservative Senator appointed by Stephen Harper has created a gigantic scandal. Pentacostal Pastor (!) Don Meredith has been having a sexual relationship with a 16-year old girl. She confirmed it this week. Meredith is in his fifties!
It seems like every single Harper appointee to the Senate is a Supreme piece of shit. How many of his appointments are complete bags of hammers?? Jesus fucking Christ ABOLISH THE FUCKING SENATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Do Canadians know that the Senate consists solely of Harper's goons? There are no NDP Senators whatsoever. None. And Justin Trudeau fired all of the Liberal Senators. So it's all Harper's Boys in there. I hope his idiot supporters are fuckin' Proud.
Do you fuckfaces remember that Harper campaigned on Senate reform? That was one of his big planks! And since the Supreme Court ruling he gave up on it! Good job Steve. You fucking Idiot. Get the fuck out of public life immediately, HelmetHead.

Harper has no credibility and never did. He's a liar, a sham, a complete and utter failure as a Leader. Tom Mulcair is poised to take the PMO quite easily in about 90 days. Trudeau is not ready. I can say it now. The scandals from Harper never fucking end. He can't do a single thing right. I wonder when Conservatives will wake the fuck up and realize that Harper needs to be behind bars?

And I have to comment of the U.S. federal election that's ramping up:

So the choices are Hilary Clinton, Jeb Bush or Donald Trump.
That's like choosing between "Lethal injection", "Waterboarding until death" or "Death by bad hair".
Wowza.
Why not have Bruce Jenner run? or Rush Limbaugh? or how about Gertie, the crippled mule?

MIKE DUFFY. The "But That's Not All!!!" Doofus....

What can we say about his trial, now in it's 8th week? Well, the main part is over, and we won't see any more witnesses until August, when our slimy Bay street friend Nigel Wright shows up to explain his role in the fucking mess. I will be there to see it. I promise you. I will attend the courtroom to see what this goof has to say for himself.

The Duffster was never eligible to be a Senator from P.E.I. He lives in Ottawa, and has for about 40 years. He had a cottage in Cavendish P.E.I., sold to him by a one Clifford Dollar (what a name for a friend of the Duff's), and Ol' Cliff testified at the trial. He kindly let us know that Duffy never went there in the winter, it has no water, the well was contaminated and it was snowbound in the winter- the laneway it's on was never plowed in winter. Oh yeah and it had no foundation. Duffy claimed this shack as his "Primary Residence" in order to claim outrageous living expenses.

Funerals that Duffy billed the taxpayers for attending:
1.He gave a eulogy for a friend of his mother. Bill: $1400
2. He gave a scripture reading for some guy he barely knew. Bill: $1700 (billed as "Senate Business")
3. This one he just sat on his Duff, for a friend's death. He just attended, nothing else. Bill: $3500
(He got more and more brazen with his expense claims, upping the champagne bill every time)

Duff and his wife Heather billed the taxpayers for a trip to Vancouver to attend the Saanich Fair, which he actually never attended (!) He just hung out with the kids, buying them steak dinners it seems, because he billed the taxpayers $8,200!!! To fly business-class with his wife and hang out with the kin. Wow. What the fuck did you buy and eat while there to rack up an 8 Grand bill Mike?
David Reevely had a great article titled "Duffy's defences range from plausible to preposterous", where he wrote: "Did Duffy do it? Yes, of course he did. And he wrote it down, with very detailed calendars and logs of all activities". Duffy's diaries have been entered as evidence, and there is everything from his bowel movements to whether or not he should take a nap.
Reevely is disgusted with covering the trial (as I would be and am, actually) and he said quite rightly: "The insults to the observer's intelligence have begun to add up. Judge Charles Vallaincourt will presumably be able to compartmentalize..."

Conservative supporters are bitching that the audit on the Senate was outrageous: spending $21 million to find only one million in fraudulent claims. And I say Fuck You. I don't put a price on Justice. If it cost $75 Million I would still say it was worth it. Because since the Senate expense scandal broke, all of these slimy fuckfaces have been checking their swing. They have not spent nary an errant penny, for fear of sitting exactly where Duffy is now. OVERSIGHT is needed on all government clowns, that's just a fucking reality, and we haven't had it in Canada for Eons. The "TALK" about accountability is fucking OVER! It's time for serious accountability if you want to restore faith in this completely broken system that Harper has presided over these last ten years. It has festered under him. It has eroded under him. And I want him six feet under the ground, with an EXXON FLAG marking his Tomb.

Another one bites the dust. Industry Minister James "Ten-Ton Land Monster" Moore has announced he will not be running in this election. Just like "Cormorant" Pete MacKay, he's gotta save his pension. So all of Harper's key front bench ministers are GONZO.
The only ones left are "G20 Gazebo-gate USHER" Tony Clement, Diane "Dirty Doily" Finley, "Dippy Dairy Queen" Lisa Raitt and Pierre "Tar Baby" Poilievere.
They are LOYAL, Boy!
They will sacrifice their pensions to stand by Harper. God Bless 'Em. LOL
James Moore wanted to be PM someday too...he had no choice to pack it in. His political future depended on it!
He said it was to spend time with his child, who has special needs, just like Cormorant Pete. But switched-on political followers know exactly why he's leaving: it's because he knows Harper is doomed and he must protect his golden parachute.


There's also a massive scandal created by Harper that I haven't commented on yet but now is the perfect time, as a massive debate is happening today about it. Harper and Pierre Polivere have decided to commission a "Memorial to the Victims of Communism", and nobody is against it. But what we ARE against is it's design, it's size, and it's proposed LOCATION: on the front lawn of the Supreme Court. No one was consulted. No one was asked for their input. The mayor of Ottawa has spoken out on it, saying it will be a "blight" on downtown Ottawa. And it is. You should see the design of this fucking thing. It's 5 times the size of any other communism memorial in the world (bigger than the one in Washington D.C.), and it is larger than the National War Memorial- which is sheer treason to me. Veterans groups have been protesting huge about it. And placing it on the lawn of the Supreme Court has very political overtones: the Supreme Court has ruled against Harper every single time he tried to pass an unconstitutional law (and I am so very grateful and proud of that). He is giving the Supreme Court the middle finger here. It's as plain as the nose on my face. And by extension he's giving the middle finger to military veterans of all stripes, the city of Ottawa, and the middle finger to society in general. Pierre the Tar Baby says the design of the memorial is right, the location is right, and none of it is open for debate. It is the most ungodly looking monument too- "ribbons" of jagged concrete, blocking the view of the Supreme Court building- towering 15-30 feet in the air, with a big promenade of paved concrete so people can stroll around it, gawking at gaudy awfulness. I predict no one will visit that memorial, except on opening day. It is ugly as Fuck. It's the last thing Harper can do to fuck with Ottawa and the Supreme Court. He is more desperate than Bruce Jenner was to be a woman.

Here's a website I endorse:

www.harpoon2015.ca

Dean del Mastro did a perp walk last week. Harpers' former parliamentary secretary (and Ethics Attack Dog) got sentenced to 1 month in jail, 4 months house arrest, over a year probation, and a $10,000 fine for election fraud. I'd say that fits. That's a good sentence for what he pulled. The Judge said that not only was Dean willing to commit fraud, but he was prepared to lie extensively about it. He's barred from running for Federal politics for 5 years. That low-hangin' fruit is absolutely shameless. He was led away in foot shackles and handcuffs, and only spent one night in jail, posting $5000 bail the next day. He's arrogant and shameless enough to mount a "comeback" to politics in 5 years, so be on the lookout for the "greatest Guido redemption story to ever come out of Peterborough" in 2020...Not a peep from Harper on his Boy Dean del Mastro. And Dean refuses to say that Harper told him to cheat. Ain't corrupt politicians awesome?


The New Democrats are riding a very high and beautiful wave. (Thanks Hunter ;)
Tom Mulcair seems like he will become Prime Minister for awhile. That office is His For The Taking. Barring WWIII, Mulcair will be Prime Minister.
I celebrated Canada Day after the rain came down hard (a lighting storm came in something fierce). The fireworks were great as always. The only downer was Stephen Harper. He was there to give another insincere speech to Canadians that meant nothing of consequence. His wife Skeletor was there too, to lend evil support to her sham hubby. (Who will be doing a perp walk himself once Tom Mulcair discovers what he's dropped in the new PM's lap...)