I think I led you astray....
I'm afraid I was encouraging you to lose your sense of tolerence. It's true, Rex Reed's remark adds nothing to our discussion, but to call it "rude and tasteless" is a waste of breath on my part and overlooks the fact that it has a very real purpose in its own admittedly not very serious or polite context. Some critics may sound like they've lost patience with their work, but they may just be in search of quotable quotes and not averse to digging low to find them. A newspaper critic has got to grab the reader and he isn't going to keep him if he can't entertain. The Baltimore Sun critic Michael Sragow, who used to have the premier critic's spot out here and who does carefully crafted revival thumbnails for The New Yorker, is brutal sometimes in his writing for the Baltimore paper:
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Cinderella Man wants to be Seabiscuit on two legs, but lacks the guts and smarts and heart.
and he delivers this on "War of the Worlds":
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Forget what Tom Cruise does outside his movies: What he does inside his movies is more than enough to wreck them. He hides booby traps of self-absorption within a bundle of energy.
These are opening grabbers. He's not a subtle writer and sometimes he loses track of his point, but these pungent lines lead on to some valid observations. As for Rex Reed, I couldn't access the rest of his Bellocchio piece but he has always traded on bitch-slap cattyness. People read Reed for zinger put-downs like these openers of a review of "Bewitched":
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Ron Howard’s rich, rewarding, critically embraced and artistically sound Cinderella Man, the best film of 2005 up to now, has turned into a box-office bummer, while Mr. and Mrs. Smith, a stupid, brain-dead movie for morons, has raked in the loot like a carnival barker promising free porno slides. . . .Garbage is everywhere, especially in the summer, and each week dumps more. Last week, we got the bloated, pretentious and incomprehensible Batman Begins. This week, we get another labored rehash of another lousy TV sitcom. Frankly, in my opinion, the public is getting what it deserves.
In a saner time, I wouldn’t be caught dead trapped in a theater seat staring at a piece of junk like Bewitched. But hey, this one’s got the names of people I respect and admire plastered all over it like pit stops on vaudeville trunks. When pros like Nicole Kidman, Shirley MacLaine and Michael Caine show up in a movie written and directed by somebody as savvy and lucid as Nora Ephron, attention must be paid. And then Bewitched crawls its way across the screen like road kill on its last gasp, and you begin to wonder why Hollywood has such a low suicide rate . . .
Bewitched was popular boob-tube escapism back in the days of Sputnik and Francis the Talking Mule. The only thing about that old ossified sitcom that doesn’t endanger the I.Q. is the enchanting way Elizabeth Montgomery caused havoc in the neighborhood just by twitching her nose. Nicole Kidman does the same thing, but after the first three twitches, the effect wears thin. Three thousand times more, and you’re checking the battery on your Timex.
After the suave earnestness of Denby or the British wit of Lane in The New Yorker, the spicy rhythms of Rex Reed in the New York Observer feel like very much a guilty pleasure; one could enjoy slumming a bit in its pink pages. No need to assume Mr. Reed has lost enthusism for his work or for the movies. And this is not a sign of battle fatigue: he's always talked like this. If anything, he's just better at it. Reed's put-down of Buongiorno, notte may add nothing to our discussion of it, but it has its place on the pages New Yorkers wrap their dead fish in. Frankly, I couldn't stop quoting that. The man's a real entertainer. Let's not be too judgmental.