Another (fat) One Bites The Dust (TWO, actually....)
Finance Minister Jim THE FLEECER Flaherty has resigned from Harper's cabinet in disgrace.
One of the fattest cats in the Harper cabinet is gonzo. And not a moment too soon- for him or me.
For reasons that are kinda mysterious, Flaherty has jumped the corrupt Tory ship. (or Has he? DUN DUN DUN!)
Tories are scrambling to fill a large seat on the front bench, and the idea that "MegaDoofus" Joe Oliver is filling in for Flaherty is mighty hilarious.
Flaherty probably can't take the heat anymore. His skin disease and rash is probably getting wildly out of control. I don't blame him.
Harper is giving the poor fuck Hives.
Might as well bail now, Eh FLEECER?. The Tory Titanic hit the iceberg long ago, and all the lifeboats are gone.
And in other AwesomeSauce news, Alberta Tory Premier Alison Redford has resigned in disgrace too.
That fucking psychopath of a woman was a Holy Terror to her co-workers and raped the taxpayers in a huge way.
She billed the taxpayers $45,000 to fly first-class to Nelson Mandela's funeral, flew her daughter and her friends around the country first-class and billed the taxpayers every single time- dinging them so hard that they gave 'Old Alison' a Full-Blown fuckin' MUTINY! LOL
She was a textbook example of a Tory Run Riot, a full-blown psycho Dictator, who would throw embarrassing and violent tantrums in the Alberta Legislature. Tory brass met with her last week, and yesterday she was given the heave-fucking HO.
I'm so glad Tories run the show in this fucking country.
Aren't You?
Sucker.