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    You don't have to lick my ass, just fuck me. -...

    You don't have to lick my ass, just fuck me.

    - Femme Fatale
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    I only have two words to say:

    POOTIE TANG
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    Don't make me get Uma on your ass.

    Don't make me get Uma on your ass.
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    "Canadian," that is.

    "Canadian," that is.
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    wah psssh! whu psshah ---> kung fu noise from...

    wah psssh! whu psshah ---> kung fu noise from drop kicking your face

    You haven't read many of my posts if you think I haven't given a huge sense of my taste.

    It's true, I haven't read many...
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    I'm just saying, all these people fronting on my...

    I'm just saying, all these people fronting on my ratings, snarking about this one or that, but at least I put myself out there and gave a huge, if generalized sense of my taste - both in WHAT I saw...
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    You saw all those, in the theater, LAST YEAR? ...

    You saw all those, in the theater, LAST YEAR?

    Post that list.

    Anyone can come up with their four star list...
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    First thing first, to everybody who's responded...

    First thing first, to everybody who's responded to my list: The star rankings are for purely personal reasons, a form of journal keeping. I do not believe that Robert Beaver's masterful HEDGE THEATER...
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    "Cinematic quality" is inseperable from politics...

    "Cinematic quality" is inseperable from politics and morality.
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    "The Shaggy D.A." is my great childhood horror.

    "The Shaggy D.A." is my great childhood horror.
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    Marooned in Iraq I don't think it's a bad...

    Marooned in Iraq

    I don't think it's a bad movie perse, it just bored me. What can I say?

    Stevie

    This one creeped me out. The filmmaker implicates himself in the exploitation of the subject,...
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    Charlie�s Angels Full Throttle *** Cinema as...

    Charlie�s Angels Full Throttle ***

    Cinema as pure remix. Tarantino remixes grindhouse and people think it's genius. McG remixes TV culture and people front. Diaz in white fur riding a fucking...
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    Posting MORE? What, 200+ films with ranking isn't...

    Posting MORE? What, 200+ films with ranking isn't enough? Jeez, friggin Canadians!

    I don't drink, actually, but would accept a hot chocolate, carrot juice, or fizzy water type beverage.

    Days of...
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    Where are you seeing these films? New York...

    Where are you seeing these films?

    New York City, mostly. La Jetee and Sans Soleil are making rounds at rep theaters right now.

    You have a degree of cinematic taste,

    My "degree" scorches you...
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    Master List

    Movies I saw this year in the theater, ranked one to four stars:

    Ikiru **
    Days of Heaven ****
    Lost in La Mancha **1/2
    The Son ***1/2
    Blind Spot: Hitlers Secretary ***
    Spirited...
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    If only.

    Well, I saw the movie yesterday, and although the man-love is not so exciting, "Daredevil" is so bad it's like the "Showgirls" of superhero movies. Which is pretty gay.
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    Overlord Eli Demaskinos gobbles on blood-jello...

    Overlord Eli Demaskinos gobbles on blood-jello and relaxes in a blood-jacuzzi, Eurotrash vampires snort blood-cocaine, the Bloodpack straps on like a Benetton ad from hell, and someone actually...
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    Blade 2 was one of the years BEST films.

    Blade 2 was one of the years BEST films.
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    WORST films of the year

    How about everybody's least favorite films of the year?

    My pix:

    13 Conversations About One Thing
    Sunshine State
    Notorious CHO
    Men In Black 2
    Reign of Fire
    Signs
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    THE HOURS is emo porn. Ed Harris reminded me...

    THE HOURS is emo porn.

    Ed Harris reminded me of Brundle Fly.
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    I practically look like Gollum at this point.

    I practically look like Gollum at this point.
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    Speaking of rating movies seen this...

    Speaking of rating movies seen this year...Confessions of a dangerous cinephile:

    Kiss Me Deadly ****
    Cold Water ***
    Goodbye South, Goodbye ****
    Last Orders *1/2
    What Time is it...
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    I love Almodovar, but this one is hideously...

    I love Almodovar, but this one is hideously misogynistic - and those dances are whack! Everyone was bamboozled on this one.
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    2002 was hot as fuck: 1. Russian Ark 2. The...

    2002 was hot as fuck:

    1. Russian Ark
    2. The Fast Runner
    3. In Praise of Love
    4. Far From Heaven
    5. Time Out
    6. Millennium Mambo
    7. I'm Going Home / The Uncertainty Principle
    8. Spirited Away
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