Things I learned from this turkey *spoilers, probably*:
-Jedi like to point their fingers in a two-pronged fashion in order to look cool.
-Sith like to hiss like cats.
-If the Sith hadn't noticed, Force Lightning doesn't seem to ever do them much good.
-The Star Wars Universe officially harbors the "death due to loss of will to live" prospect.
-War!
-Clones are still stupid.
-Obi-Wan is senile, as in the original trilogy he doesn't recognize C-3PO or R2-D2.
-Battle Droids are the new Looney Tunes.
I didn't even mention the dialogue. At least it was unintentionally hilarious. Not my Star Wars.
"So I'm a heel, so what of it?"
--Renaldo the Heel, from Crimewave
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