American Idol
Brand-new thread on American Idol, my favorite meaningless show on earth!
In a surprising turn of events, Kris Allen beat Adam (flaming and glammy) Lambert to win the title for this year's American Idol.
It's a completely meaningless show, but I'm addicted to it's offensive elements. I love to hate the shows' guts.
Simon decided to unleash his inner flaming gay man too last night, with his chest-baring gauche shirt showing. I guess he was so excited about Adam winning that he just had to go the full Lambert...I bet he regretted it when Kris was announced winner.
I thought it was a foregone conclusion that Adam was the winner- 4 weeks ago I predicted that. So it is surprising (and nice for Kris) that he was eventually upstaged by the American voters. There was a sharp and stinging backlash for flamboyant and creepy Adam that completely stole his thunder this week. I'm sure he felt confident that he was going to win the competition.
Kara's vomit-inducing praise of Adam (YOU ARE A ROCK GOD!) was probably the saddest thing I've ever seen on TV.
He ain't no fucking rock God.
He ain't even rock.
He's the road show of Rent, an understudy for Eddie Munster sings Elton.
The backlash came from the fans of two other excellent contestants, who both had great shots at winning the whole thing. Danny and Alison's fans just threw their lot in with Kris, because they knew that Adam's fans were whupping them every week. That upped the millions of peeps voting for Kris, which pushed him ahead. (Kinda like how Barack Obama's fundraising pushed him ahead of everybody). Those votes that Adam didn't get did him in.
He had a massive following and they are all over the net today, whining and sobbing about how his well-deserved defeat is unjustified. Why so sad, Lambertians? He'll get a record deal.
You'll be able to buy his CD of screeching soon enough.
Don't worry, there will be lots of room on that shelf next to your Clay Aiken and Billy Ray Cyrus CD's.
Adam's CD is on the way Lambertians!
Don't fret!
Don't get your crumpets in a knot.
He'll be bestowing his Emo-Glam jams on you soon enough.
Last edited by Johann; 05-21-2009 at 10:15 AM.
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