Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

I just found a hilarious new website, called THE BLOGGING TORIES, and the "items" they write on there are unbelievable.

Things like "Canadians didn't just vote for a Conservative majority, they voted for a Conservative SUPER-MAJORITY!"

Come again?
Put down that glass of instant idiot and listen carefully:

The majority that Harper eked out was because of this alphabet list:

A. Canadians hate elections
B. Canadians don't follow politics
C. Canadians don't care if their leaders are liars- (they've accepted it as the norm)
D. FEAR
E. 42% of the population didn't vote
F. Our political "talent pool" is mighty mighty thin
G. Harper smeared all parties for months leading up to the election with his sickening attack ads- it worked
H. The Conservatives raised more money than anybody else- that will guarantee you a victory no matter who you are

There you go.
That's why we have a Harper majority. In plain, easy to understand alphabet points! Your puny minds can be at ease.
And it sure as shit ain't a SUPER majority. Gotta stop drinking that instant idiot juice, Tories.
Because someone like me will set you straight.
I don't like willful ignorance at all.
I wanna smash the culprits who practice it with EXTREME predjudice.
I just might join their forums, direct them to this brilliant and tasty thread I have going here.
Remind them that Jack Layton got over 60 new seats as opposed to Harper's 24.
Jack pretty much TRIPLED the victory. Yet he's only the Official Opposition?
We can change that error within 4 years, I'm quite certain.

:P