Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

The Hon. Nycole Turmel has been named interim Leader of the NDP and I'm so glad.

I know exactly why Jack Layton has recommended her so early in her political career.
I watched the "Midnight Hour" debates in the Commons on the Canada Post fuckery, and she stood out as a brilliant researcher and truth-levelling Machine- YES, SHE LAYED TOTAL WASTE to the Conservatives whenever she rose to deliver a well-prepared rubuke/refute.
She dazzled me with her intelligence and rational debating chops.
And she'd do it with a "you know I'm right" wink when she sat down.
Sure she's new, but damn, she's perfect to lead the party.
She could be Prime Minister before long.
Her IQ's higher than Harper's. That's IRONCLAD.
Harper didn't even show up to the Commons for any of those debates. He let his minions fend for themselves on it.
During the day, he was at a Barbecue! LOL Yes, look it up- he went to dinner at a BBQ- it's public record.
At night, he just went to bed on silk sheets. No sex- he's Conservative.
Then he rammed the bill home. Repression will do that to ya...

The NDP will be our government soon and you won't have to hear me report these atrocities anymore.
You and me both will pop some champagne on that day.
:)

[Johann]

Stephen Harper had quite a week. He talked about democracy (but only in reference to other countries- he doesn't know what it means in Canada), he announced that Nycole Turmel is public enemy number one, smearing her in the process, and said that the Conservatives will perform a "hat trick" with the Ontario provincial election.

He just might.
Only because Dalton McGuinty is a totally out-to-lunch politican. He could be a Conservative...I always thought he was, the way he "governs".
Harper has the unbelievable arrogance to suggest that an overwhelming number of Canadians are Conservative- and that the country is always going to be Conservative.

That's quite a fuckin' crystal ball he's got there.

Nycole Turmel has been ripped DAILY on her "separatist" ties to the Bloc Quebecois.
Funny, considering the Bloc doesn't even exist anymore.
Did these assholes follow the election on May 2nd?
Apparently not.
They were too busy sucking Harper's toes to see any political sea change beyond Harper's *narrow* majority.

The Bloc were obliterated, so any talk of separatists rests with those peeps in Quebec.
Last time we checked, Turmel is a NEW DEMOCRAT. Interim Leader, at that.
I guess these idiots can't see the huge difference between the Bloc and the NDP.
Time to educate.
The NDP is FOR ALL CANADIANS.
the Conservatives? I'm not sure who they're for, but you'd be safe in saying it's big business, privatization and certain target groups.
The Liberals? They don't exist either, as far as I can tell. No weight in that party to speak of. It will take eons for that party to rise from the ashes.
The Greens are for the environment first and foremost. But they are also FOR ALL CANADIANS.

The Ottawa Sun had a letter to their editor from some clown who demanded to know who this Nycole Turmel is, as she doesn't speak English very well, and to him that was a total disgrace.

Hey dickhead:

You ever hear Harper speak French?
Ask any francophone what they think of Harper's "FRENCH".
They'll read you the Louis Riel Act on that.
Most francos want to crawl under a ROCK when they hear Harper mangle the french language.
Chretien's English wasn't the best either.
What a lame letter the Sun chose to run.
And the reply they gave the guy?
Total chest-thumping.

[Johann]

Here's a beautiful (and dead-bang on) letter from Mandie Aaron of Cite Saint-Luc, Quebec, to the editor of the Ottawa Citizen, today, Aug. 5, 2011:


"Prime Minister Stephen Harper is "disappointed' by the ties NDP interim leader Nycole Turmel has to the Bloc Quebecois and Quebec solidaire party.

Christie Blachford, Don Macpherson and a growing chorus of pundits are also calling her ties and loyaties into question.
While I, too, think the regency of those past ties is questionable, I do not think that those ties call her loyalty, or that of the NDP, into question.
Once again, Harper and certain pundits are fomenting FEAR rather than fact.

Does no one remember that Harper was president of the National Citizens Coalition and said that "it's past time the feds scrapped the Canada Health Act," though he now says he supports it?
That the group lobbied against public health care and immigration?
That climate change didn't exist?
That he was a strong supporter of making Alberta, much the same way Quebec has, a more autonomous and separate province?

Harper has strongly criticized other parties for attacking the Conservative Party of Canada when he was the leader.
Specifically, he said that "the strategy- sometimes subtle, but sometimes blatant- was to pull up every prejudice about the West and every myth about Alberta that could be dredged."

It seems to me that this is the very thing that is being done in this situation.

If Harper and the media are saying that Turmel is unsuitable for her position due to her former affiliations, does this logic not then extend to the prime minister as well?"





Me, Johann: Bless you, Ms. Aaron! Bless you. You nailed it.
Let them eat it, fucking hypocrites...

[Johann]

Yes, all of Canada's newspapers seem to be going bonkers over Nycole Turmel being chosen as interim leader of the NDP.
So many writers and columnists getting their panties in a knot over a whole lot of nothing.

You question Turmel's "loyalty" to Canada?
What about Harper's?
He wanted Alberta to be it's own Lord.
What's good for the goose isn't good for the gander?
WTF are you two-faced cowards carping about when you say that Turmel is a traitor?
Is it so strange to your puny minds that someone born in Quebec is in SOLIDARITY with it?!?!
It's her home province, DOUCHEBAGS!
If Harper can wallow in Western Canada propaganda, ALL THE WAY TO PARLIAMENT HILL to boot, then why can't anyone else? Jerk?
Your game can be played, but anyone else? they are public enemy number one?
WHAT COWARDS.

As Turmel said the day she was selected:

I'M ON A SOLID FOUNDATION.

Amen Madame.
Let's shame these fearmongers into realizing who the next Government will be.
"Unrelenting NDP Surge" will be on their lips once again, driving them even further batshit nuts.
I love it.

[Johann]

Harper won't comment on the U.S. getting a credit downgrade, saying "It's not my place to comment"
Not your place?
The United States affects us, you moron.
We're joined at the hip, at least on trade.
Who supports this clown? Really?
Anyone who thinks Harper is great is a really dumb shithead.

"He's out there operating without any constraints..."

I love how he flew to Brazil a day ago on Conservative 1, his private jet with the word CONSERVATIVE emblazoned on the fuselage.
Let the Brazilians know your colors Steve!
Firm handshakes!
Bikini waxes!
and for the love of GOD try to do something with that mop on your head. Get a buzzcut. And a soul. I'd like you a bit if you did.
I noticed Harper's hair is much WHITER after the last election.
I wonder what would have caused that blanching?

Sorry, am I nitpicking?

It's allowed.

Because I read an article by some Conservative-supporting writer who said that the people of Canada love Jack Layton but not his politics, in response to his recent health problem. The arrogance and evil of that statement makes me want to kill the writer.
If you can get away with that shit (in a National Paper!) I can get away with ANYTHING.

[Johann]

When he was in Brazil, Harper locked himself in a federal minister's bathroom and would not come out. Why?
Simply because he wanted speeches and toasts to happen BEFORE lunch, not after, as was on the itinerary.
He also got snippy because he wasn't allowed to talk to journalists at a certain location.
See how much of a control freak this shithead is?

Can you believe it? Locking yourself in a bathroom to get your way? Apparently he wouldn't come out for fifteen minutes, shouting from behind the door!
The PMO's office denies it, but officials in Brazil who witnessed his tantrum swear by it.

Remember when he was absent for a G20 group photo because he was in the bathroom taking a shit? He missed the photo!
I know, what a total disgrace, right?
I'm not making this up.
Harper's bathroom meltdown has been reported in major newspapers around the world, and online at the Washington Post and other news sites.

How much more embarrasing can this turd blossom be?

[Johann]

I just found a hilarious new website, called THE BLOGGING TORIES, and the "items" they write on there are unbelievable.

Things like "Canadians didn't just vote for a Conservative majority, they voted for a Conservative SUPER-MAJORITY!"

Come again?
Put down that glass of instant idiot and listen carefully:

The majority that Harper eked out was because of this alphabet list:

A. Canadians hate elections
B. Canadians don't follow politics
C. Canadians don't care if their leaders are liars- (they've accepted it as the norm)
D. FEAR
E. 42% of the population didn't vote
F. Our political "talent pool" is mighty mighty thin
G. Harper smeared all parties for months leading up to the election with his sickening attack ads- it worked
H. The Conservatives raised more money than anybody else- that will guarantee you a victory no matter who you are

There you go.
That's why we have a Harper majority. In plain, easy to understand alphabet points! Your puny minds can be at ease.
And it sure as shit ain't a SUPER majority. Gotta stop drinking that instant idiot juice, Tories.
Because someone like me will set you straight.
I don't like willful ignorance at all.
I wanna smash the culprits who practice it with EXTREME predjudice.
I just might join their forums, direct them to this brilliant and tasty thread I have going here.
Remind them that Jack Layton got over 60 new seats as opposed to Harper's 24.
Jack pretty much TRIPLED the victory. Yet he's only the Official Opposition?
We can change that error within 4 years, I'm quite certain.

:P

[Johann]

Canadian Jewish Congress.

Do those three words mean anything to Stephen Harper?
I'm insanely curious.