Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

Stephen Harper's capacity to lie far exceeds Nixon's.
His pinnochio nose cannot grow any longer. It's surpassed our fine shores and is now poking Spain in the arse.
And he's in Regina Saskatchewan today! He's more than halfway to Victoria B.C! That's one long nose!


He just announced a tax break to middle class families.
But it doesn't take effect for five years.
And that's not all!
The Deficit has to be gone.
We call that in honesty land A JUNK BOND.
This fucker has the nerve to throw us junk bonds on day 4 of the election campaign!
Where was that tax break six days ago? In your budget? Hell no it wasn't!
Maybe if you had put that tax break into the budget, Mr. Harper, then maybe we would not be in an election right now.
Maybe Jack Layton would've accepted that tax break as proof of you doing SOMETHING for families.
But no, here we are, back to the polls!
YOU WANTED THIS ELECTION!
I guess that's what all those attack ads we've seen against the Liberals for MONTHS BEFORE THE ELECTION were for!
Is it possible? That you were getting that negative smearing well underway before those unsuspecting citizens are hit with an election????
Yessir, I got your fucking number. And I'm gonna blast away.

Last night in Edmonton Alberta, Mr. Harper had one of the men he put in his senate (after losing an election no less!) who is under investigation by the RCMP for election fraud showing up to the rally! Campaigning on the public nickel for Harper!
Yes.
take a minute and read that again.
Jack Layton demanded that Mr. Harper tell Canadians that no Conservative senator under investigation by the RCMP (for election fraud no less) will campaign on his behalf with taxpayer money.
Harper was asked about it today in Regina and what did he say in response?:
"He was volunteering. And he's not volunteering anymore".

Huh?
Wha?

Say it again??

Jesus H. Christ get rid of this fraudster!!!!!!!
Enough is Enough!!!!!!

Harper just offered us junk bonds, (and 6 days too late to avoid an election) and what did the Liberals unveil today?

$4000 for every single Canadian for education.
And it's New Money.
You go to school, 4 grand in your bank account to help.
No 5 year wait.
New Money.
You don't go to school, you don't get the money.
It's nothing but a win-win.
Now, some textbook programs and other programs may be scrapped to implement it (at a cost of a billion a year, which the Liberals are guaranteeing EVERY YEAR, in EVERY BUDGET, FOR EVERY SINGLE CITIZEN).

That's a glorious contrast to the fucking junk bonds Harper handed to A SEGMENT of the population 6 fucking days LATE.
Junk Bonds that don't take effect until YOU take a number.
Which you MAY, Possibly, Hopefully, [Perhaps], NO GUARANTEES, redeem in 5 years.
And it's only for the middle class by the way. Harper only cares about certain TARGET GROUPS. Remember that. Never forget that. Those groups are key.

Canadians aren't stupid.

[Johann]

Honesty and Integrity trumps the economy Mr. Harper.
Being in the interests of Canadians WITH HONESTY AND INTEGRITY trumps "staying the course" on economic recovery.
Because you undermine that recovery when you lie and cheat and steal!
"Stay The Course" has been your mantra for a long time now.
Where have I heard that phrase before? WHERE OH WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT BEFORE?

I agree with you that the economy is on the public's mind. It is a priority.
But if you put the question to them on the street "Which is more important? An honest, truthful, government? Or the economy?"
What do you think their answer would be?

You, Mr. Harper run your office like a Republican President, and treat Parliament like it's an affront to your White House.
We aren't Yankees.
We never aim to be like the United States. We stand on our own two hockey skates.
We have DEMOCRACY here, where opposition parties work on behalf of ALL CANADIANS, not just your rich buddies and dashboard madonna sycophants.

The winds of change are blowing hard today, Mr. Harper, and all this bullshit you've been pulling will bite you really hard in the ass on May 2nd.
This year, Mr. Harper, you and your clowns put on Quebec Nordiques jerseys and promised Quebec the moon. Then your budget came out and the truth was finally revealed:
Quebec gets ZERO. Nothing. No money, no arena for their NHL bid, nothing but a middle finger.
But the Calgary Stampede gets millions to celebrate an anniversary?
What city are you from, Mr. harper? Oh Yeah: CALGARY. Thanks for showing us such sweet contempt, Dear Sir.

Don't mind us at the polls.
We're just gonna demand (with our only way of standing up to you: with a vote cast) a new government that is inclusive, open, LEADING and actually COOL.
YES.
COOL! Hip to the future. Hip to lifting this nation up instead of ripping it apart one corporate tax break at at time!

[Johann]

A message for Stephen Harper, who refuses to debate Jack Layton. Today Harper announced he wants a one-on-one debate with Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff.
That's because Jack Layton will shred him on a stage in a Live debate.
Jack will annihilate him with Hard Questions that Harper will squirm to answer.
(not "Squirmish", as The Daily Show so hilariously showed us. That Sarah Palin...what a cad!...)
Harper wants to debate Iggy one-on-one. It's a purely political manouever.
It tells the electorate that there are only two choices for Prime Minister. (and it reveals that Harper knows that Ignatieff propped him up on over 100 votes..)
More contempt from Harper! WHO KNEW?!
Jack Layton is running for Prime Minister. He's the only one who will truly defeat the Conservatives across the country, riding after riding.
Watch cpac my fellow Canadians!
watch each Leader speak on the campaign trail and run what they say through your truth machine.
What you'll find is that all three opposition Leaders say Harper is a LIAR. A false-promises idiot who sneers at everyone in his orbit.
Gilles Duceppe, believe it or not, is astonishingly honest for a politician.
With every sentence he's uttered so far in this campaign I've nodded my head in agreement or shouted "HELL FUCKIN' YEAH!" at my TV when he says something.
Beware the Bloc backlash, HARPER. It's gonna sink it's fangs into your oily hide.....

Here's a message for that unlovable liar and sideshow, Stephen Harper, from Chuck D. of Public Enemy:

PEACE AND LOVE ON THIS PLANET.
Ain't that how God planned it?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=73F3S5uNe9s


Yes, I might as well say, that while many people would not want who they are voting for to be made public, I totally respect that and would never knock that. Especially so early in an election campaign for Prime Minister of Canada.
However I can tell you (as is my choice) that I will be voting for the New Democrats.

The dealbreaker for me was the Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff propping up the Harper regime for so long and for that horrendous vote to extend the Afghan mission. DEALBREAKER, MIKE.

I have had zero reason to believe that Jack Layton has ever lied to me, you, or any Canadian. He wouldn't have lasted so damn long on the Hill if he didn't have integrity and the total trust of many in the House of Commons.
I want to see that debate between Jack and Steve so damn bad you can't sweet Holy Hamburgers believe it.
Jack will shred the former Prime Minister on his record and his lies and his outrageous regime's destruction.

Harper wanted to de-regulate the banks.
Remember that?
Had he suceeded, we would have suffered a worse fate than the U.S. during the economic crisis.
Harper likes to frequently remind us/beat us over the head with this notion that he was the one who led us through the recession so well.
Well I hate to burst his ego and his balloon, but the economy did well despite his government, not because of it.
Canadians are plucky. Handy. Hands-on.
Harper isn't. Harper doesn't. Harper only dictates his orders.
Jack Layton has the debating chops to make mincemeat out of this liar and false-promises warlord.
I hope Canadians are paying attention...

Notice I didn't say "Warlock".. just a joke...:)

[Johann]

Where are we at, 11 days into the election?

Well my man Jack Layton just keeps looking better and better by the day.
He's been levelled questions about how his platform has been the same for the last 4 elections, with no NDP headway.
And how does the Esteemed Mr. Layton answer such questions?
By saying that Canadians want some consistency from Leaders, which we certainly haven't gotten from either the Liberals or the Conservatives in the last 7 years. We've been handed anything BUT consistency in the last 7 years.
The NDP has never wavered and never lied about their agenda.

Mr. Layton asks Canadians every day on the campaign trail: Who do you trust to follow through on campaign promises?

Stephen Harper's Regime (I am loathe to call it a party) has reneged on almost every single promise they've ever made.
Harper says one thing to your face and then does the complete opposite when your back is turned.
And people still love this jackass!
How does Harper do it??
Does he hypnotize people? through the television screen?
I'm mystified here. How do otherwise smart people vote for this shithead?
A man who lies to you everytime he opens his yap?
Seriously: run everything he says through a truth machine. You'll find that the machine will spit and sputter after about 30 seconds.

He keeps hammering this point about a coalition. (with Ignatieff as Leader of this so-called coalition).
Why would Harper even give a shit if he's so sure he's going to win a Majority government?
hmm?
Answer me that one.

I'll tell you why.
It's because Harper is not sure he's going to win a majority. In fact, he's scared shitless he'll lose a minority for minority to the Liberals.
So his best shot is to RAM this idea of a coalition down the Canadian peoples' throats.
Because if he does not win a majority, you can bet your hard-paid-tax-dollars that the opposition parties will defeat a Harper minority.
And the reason is so plainly obvious: THEY HAVE NO CONFIDENCE in the Harper government.
Does everybody understand this? Does everybody KNOW this?
It does not matter if "Joe Voter" understands this or not.
If Harper is elected again, he faces THREE OPPONENTS WHO HAVE NO CONFIDENCE IN HIM.
"Joe Voter" can cast his vote for the fuckin' Easter Bunny- it will not matter if Harper wins again.

He's on his way out, and it's becoming increasingly clear that Harper won't leave unless he's shoved out, really HARD.
He won't go unless he's in handcuffs and foaming at the mouth, such is his lust for power & priviledge.
Harper HATES our political system.
Dubya's quote of "a dictatorship would be easier" is the exact same item on Harper's mind.
Exact same mindset.
Carbon copies.

To see Harper everyday on cpac lying through his teeth is enraging for me.
Even more enraging is hearing people CLAPPING at his lies and bullshit at these rallies. Close-minded, un-informed douchebags who lap up his every word. UGH. Revolting!
Wish I had a time machine to show everyone how desolate and bleak the Canadian landscape will be with more horrifying years of Harper's Regime.
If I could, I'd yell into the face every supporter of Harper's: WAKE THE FUCK UP!

And I'd like to remind voters that the Harper you see on your TV screens IS NOT the real Stephen Harper.
Trust me.
I watch him a lot more than you do.
And I know when someone is acting or not- I've seen some 10,000 films in my lifetime.
I know an actor when I see one. And the mannerisms, the speeches of Harper are from the Lee Strasberg school of "stay simple, stay low-key".
He does not want his mouth to get him into the hot water it got him into the last election.
But today on cpac I watched him flub his message on a question about that guy in his camp (Bruce Carson) who is under investigation by the RCMP for election fraud.
Harper says that he did not know the background of this guy or he would not have hired him.
This is an outright lie.
In order to get even NEAR the prime ministers office you need a security clearance from the privy council.
Stephen Harper is not a guy who would not know who he's hiring or even MEETING WITH on a daily basis.
Harper is a guy who needs a lot of cover in order to get up to his shenanigans.
He would never, EVER, allow a minion into his assinine circle without knowing a WHOLE LOT about that individual.
So SOLE RESPONSIBILITY rests with Harper on this evil gaffe.
(Especially 5 years into power- sorry Steve- I'm holding you accountable. I realize that no one else does on this planet. I do my best . ;)
So what was the flub?
Instead of replying "I wouldn't have HIRED this individual",
Harper first said "I wouldn't have FIRED this individual", correcting himself immediately after he said it.
Freudian slip all the way!
He fired Carson! after he made the boss look like a Fuckhead!
Hey Carson! I hate your guts and don't give a shit what the hell you do, but I'd sue that "sacrosanct" shithead for all he's worth!
He's only in it for the politics! You found out first-hand, didn't ya?
Something like that would make me the most jaded politico in the Milky Way Galaxy!
But maybe these assholes have no soul. Maybe I give them too much credit...

[Johann]

I have to call out the Canadian media and all three opposition parties (including the NDP, the party who has my vote!).

None of them are holding the Conservative party to account for why their government fell.
That's why we're in a election right now, that's why we're being bothered with this fucking election!
I think it's about time someone drove that point home.
I think it's about time to amp up and ramp up that "untrustworthy Harper" line.
We have 5 years of broken promises and outright lies. A laundry list, actually. (Anyone who wants a list, let me know- I'll send it to you or type it out here. And it's quite long, CHACHI. The damage that Harper has caused on just the shit he COULD IMPLEMENT, not "MIGHT DO" is staggering).
Harper's record is abysmal. The worst of any Prime Minister in Canada's history. Flip-Flops galore, outright lies, mis-leading provinces, no action to improve health care, child care or seniors' well being- quite the contrary- Harper's regime took $1500-2000 out of every seniors' bank account every month in every year he's been in power. FACT. His cuts to programs and freezing of all kinds of funds has reduced a lot of people to buying food with credit cards. FACT. Maybe you don't see it in your neighborhood, but I see it in mine.

The CBC is accused of being Liberal-biased. But I don't see it. If they were, they'd drive it into our heads every night why the Harper government fell. And they'd be biased AND telling the truth at the same time! Wow!
The Sun newspaper chain? NOW THEY are biased. But not toward the Libs. It's quite the opposite.
The Ottawa Sun puts out full front-page ads with bogus poll numbers saying the public doesn't believe Iggy and his denial of a Coalition (17%! Ha Ha- Who cares, SUN MEDIA?) Their letters mailbag is loaded with pro-Harper shitheads who haven't followed events on the Hill in 5 years pontificating about what is wrong with Ottawa and it's NEVER Harper- coincidence? I think not.

I still haven't heard Stephen Harper answer the question about his government being in contempt of parliament.
Not one reporter has asked him about it in 11 days of campaigning.
I'd dog him every day: Why should Canadians trust you when Parliament doesn't?
I'd ask him Why won't you admit your huge mistakes? Why do you feel the need to lie and coverup when you said your party was all about accountability?
Duh.
BECAUSE HIS PARTY ISN'T ABOUT ACCOUNTABILITY, you silly man!
Because Harper says one thing and does another, you silly monkey!
Silly Silly man...tsk tsk...why try to be noble? It's pointless.

[Johann]

Stephen Harper kicked two women out of his stump yesterday.
Kicked out because (during the security screening) the Conservatives checked out their Facebook profiles and saw that they were friends with Michael Ignatieff.

That was all it took to get the boot.
Is that Democratic? To check out people's facebook friends before letting 'em in to see their potential Leader speak?
Harper was asked about it this morning and what was his response?
It was the same response he gives to all reporters who call him out on being an un-Canadian shithead: Nothing.
He refused to answer directly.
All he said was "We've been drawing big crowds to our rallies".
Yeah? And? THAT'S your answer? You've been drawing big crowds?
What about this isssue you were just asked about?!?!?
Kicking out 2 women from your rally who had Ignatieff as a facebook friend!?!?
No comment, Fuckhead?
Just dodge the issue? Accountability is not a word in your vocabulary, Mr. Harper.
How arrogant of you to use that word as a campaign platform 5 years ago.
You've devolved into a Shuck and Jive Man, Steve. And the people see right through it.

On the other side of the tracks, where truth and integrity reign supreme, Jack Layton announced that he would make the Canada Pension Plan a 50% guaranteed income supplement to Seniors, as opposed to the 25% it's at right now.
Young voters may not care about that now, but believe you me, when you approach that retirement age you'll be damn glad that the CPP was topped for you and yours. You'll be thanking the NDP for thinking of you way back in 2011.

I watched cpac this morning with an extra large coffee (my daily ritual during this election) and a caller phoned in to ask point blank why this election was happening. He was under the impression that it was because the Harper government fell on a vote of non-confidence because the government was in contempt of parliament. (SMART MAN). The moderator replied that the blame is shared for this election.
100% correct.
Let me break it on down:

The budget that Harper's conswineatives put to the House could have been voted for by all parties and accepted for Canada. It wasn't. The numbers didn't add up. They were fudged.

WHY wasn't it good enough?

a) no costs or even ESTIMATES (that were decent) for Harper's prisons or F-35 jets. The opposition gave Harper TONS of time to provide good solid numbers. 4 months of time. Only when FORCED by the Speaker of the House to provide all info did we get a "Data Dump"- a bunch of binders that provided NO INFO that helped in the decision to vote for these huge ticket items. So the only proper course of action was to find the Harper government in contempt. Originally Harper said it was "executive secrets" that was the reason for not providing all relevant info/costs.
Then everybody realized that there is no such thing as "Executive Secrets" in Canadian politics.
They told us that the F-35 was the best jet we can buy. Problem is it's the only jet they looked at. WHAT ASSHOLES!
Then the price went from 9 billion to 35 billion to I don't know what number they picked out of the sky for it now.
AND THERE WAS NO BIDDING ON IT!
They just told us "THIS IS OUR JET. SIGN HERE, CANADA".
Fuck that noise. Shit like this is why we're in an election.
We need to vote out liars and deceivers. PRONTO.

b). as I mentioned before, Harper's pathetic budget had nothing in it for Seniors, child care or daycare or hardworking Canadians.
It was beyond appalling, that budget. I sat in on the debate in the House of Commons Live, and I can tell you that I wanted to throw down rotten oranges at the Conservative side of the Commons. I truly do not know who they represent.
Can someone give me a one-sentence explanation of who the Conservatives represent?
Please? Just one sentence that I can understand.
Because all that was in the budget were tax breaks for oil companies, insurance companies and fucking BANKS.
Since when do those groups take precedent over the Canadian working taxpayer?
Since when??????????

Yes, the NDP could have staved off an election by supporting the budget.
But if you were Jack Layton, meeting with Harper personally to make sure these items are in the budget and then get flipped off after propping up his government in the past,
IS THERE ANY WONDER WE'RE BACK AT THE POLLS?
We're back to vote because Harper didn't tell Parliament the truth.

As long as Harper keeps up his campaign of lies and inhumanity we just might see a Liberal minority once again.

The irony is so sweet too: Harper is running his campaign EXACTLY like Pierre Trudeau did in 1980.
Every single move Harper makes, he makes with what Trudeau had in mind to win a majority in 1980.
And Trudeau's son Justin is in the Liberal party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How sweet it is!!!

The *glaring* difference between Harper and Pierre Trudeau is that Trudeau knew he could win a majority. Harper ain't so sure. He knows his lies can come back to haunt him . BADLY.
He's a nervous Nelly on the campaign trail- look how he snaps and barks and evades questions when confronted with major flaws in his character.
He squirms and wrestles with unleashing his inner asshole every time.

Stay tuned.

[Johann]

I have a "special edition" issue of Maclean's magazine that is all about Stephen Harper and his M.O.
The issue is called "What you don't know about Stephen Harper"
I wish I could hand out every copy to every Canadian.

What does it say about him in it?
It says that he was "this close" to giving up power when Stephane Dion was heading a coalition to defeat Harper's minority a couple years ago.
The article has insiders who were in the room with Harper saying that he said "Let them take power. It will fall apart. It will never work for Dion. We can pick up the pieces in the next election, come out stronger than ever".
Harper's top aide said "I'm not so sure- they could make this thing work. Your position as party leader could be compromised"
Harper wasn't so sure.
But we know what he did, don't we? He plowed ahead into an election and won another minority.
Harper has learned to USE elections to his advantage. He's even learned when to have one when he wants!
Like Right Now, for instance!

Have we ever seen attack ads like the ones Harper concocted for months leading up to the election?
I mean, he really SMEARED Ignatieff! Those ads stick in peoples' minds. They stick in mine! and I know it's all lies!
How diabolical is that?
Just imagine the ingrained impression it creates in a voter who doesn't follow politics!
The very folks who Harper wants as his minions. He all but guarantees those oblivious voters will check "conservative" at the polls.
It enrages me. It's total political tactics- no substance behind it.

But I guess it makes the political arena a wee bit more exciting than if we had no attack ads, right?
I mean, politics is fucking BORING, Mang.