Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

One saving grace while we have to endure this horrific Conservative majority government is that the NDP is so united and strong as the Official Opposition.

People mock the NDP, but the joke is on them.
They say the NDP has never held power. Exactly.
That's why they are the best party to vote for.

We know all about how Liberal scandals can get out of control.
And we are living through the largest stream of scandals this country has ever witnessed with Tories.
It's so fucking sad too- the Cons promised so much and delivered ZERO.
They were going to eliminate the waste and the incompetence in Ottawa. Instead, they embodied it like no other.
Rex Murphy said the Liberals and Conservatives are pretty much identical in the way they run government.
The only difference is the Liberals balanced the books.
A friend of mine said last week: "Socialists in government? The Conservatives are the biggest socialists Canada has ever known!!!"

So anyone who wants to bark at the moon that the NDP are socialists and have never held power, I would suggest that they think about the real fear they have:

That an NDP government would not only have ZERO scandals but would be the best government a country like Canada could have- because it would include ALL Canadians. EVERYONE WOULD BE LOOKED AFTER.

The Liberals and Conservatives think that they are the only 2 parties Canada has on offer.
No one can choose any other party, they seem to think. Blue and Red is the only option boys and girls!
FUCK THAT NOISE.
The NDP will LEAD, they will balance the books, they will have no ideology except lifting Canada to it's greatest heights.
And that idea rubs Tories and Grits the wrong way.
Any NDP scandals will not come from policies they have.
They are incredible managers, and I hope Canadians watch how they perform an all-out Blitzkrieg on Harper and his cabinet of liars and thieves.
It will be systematic, unrelenting, and will end with a ROUT of Harper and his assholes in the 2015 election.

YOU CAN WRITE IT DOWN.

[Johann]

Politics in Canada is one giant gong show.
Time to express some more "observations".

Conservative MP Bev Oda (remember Oda? Who misled Parliament and wasn't fired?) has bestowed another whopper of a Tory scandal on us unsuspecting Canadians. Last year she went to a conference on poor people in London England. The hotel she was booked into (in the same building as the conference) wasn't swanky enough for her. She demanded to be upgraded to the Savoy- 2 KM away- the ritziest hotel in London!
Her breakfast included a $16 glass of orange juice, her 3-day stay was billed to us, the taxpayers, and she demanded a limosine to take her 2 KM BACK to the hotel where the conference was being held. EVERY DAY SHE WAS THERE- the driver & limo cost over $3000!
Yesterday she was caught red-handed in the House of Commons and she agreed to pay some of the costs back, a little over a thousand bucks. Damage control or what? Why won't she be fired?
How does it look when you are the Minister of "helping poor people" and you live like a fucking QUEEN on the taxpayers dime?!??!?!!?
These Conservatives are so fucking embarrassing it's beyond comprehension.
Hypocrites down the line.
Paid a gigantic salary and it's still not enough for these thieves and cowards.

I will never be moving back to Alberta again either. After last night's provincial election, that province is fucked.
Another Tory majority!
Wow. I thought the people were smart. Scuttlebutt was they were ready to boot the liars. I guess not.
41 years of the same bullshit, I guess you are indoctrinated, institutionalized to that kind of Reich.
So be it. Yee Hah. Pass me some ribs and flapjacks! Accepting the lesser of two evils is STILL PICKING EVIL.
Amen. Praise Jesus.

I love how the NDP came out guns a-blazing yesterday in the House of Commons.
My Man Charlie Angus levelling truth bazookas and ICBM's at oblivious Conservatives.
Dean del Mastro still standing up and repeating the same old visionless talking points, Peter van Loan looking like the shark he is, flipping any Tory criticism into an opportunity to bring up Liberal scandals from a decade ago, it was the same old dysfunctional House of Commons shit.

It's a total gong show, the House, and I am certainly not afraid to announce it loud and clear.

I'd like to say that even though I hate the Conservative party and everything it stands for, if they ran government like they said they were going to I'd shut my big trap. But they don't. They have taken their cue from the Liberals, which is absolutely shocking, because we were all led to believe that Harper hated the Liberal party, nay, wanted to destroy it with his dying breath! How is it that when he finally got into the PMO he started to become a socialist? That he started to embrace Liberal ways of doing things, when he was always saying he'll never do it the way Paul Martin did it? Are Conservative supporters aware that Harper has eliminated the "Conservative" part of his agenda altogether?
The party needs to be re-named. It needs to be called something else.
Because Bubba, it's sure as fucking hell not Conservative in any way.
Isn't it ironic that the LIBERAL party killed the debt and was running surplusses when Harper took over and then the CONSERVATIVE party racks up the biggest deficit in our Nation's history? You can't call yourself conservative when you do that.
You call yourself the EXTREMELY LIBERAL party, or the "We-don't-give-a-fiscal-flying-fuck-Party", not the Conservative party, because that name is a patent lie in your case.
It holds no truth. Just like your soul.

We are being raped by clownshoes.
And nobody seems to care. Everybody is blissfully oblivious or willfully turning a blind eye.
I didn't know that Cowardice was so prevalent in Canada.
I learn more and more about my "people" everyday...

[Johann]

Adam Carroll was at a Parliamentary Ethics Committee yesterday, for what, who the fuck knows.
He was behind the Vikileaks30 Twitter account that published Public Safety Minister Vic Toews divorce proceedings on Twitter.
Toews himself made his divorce proceedings public. Why? Who knows. Have you or would you ever do that?
And it was an ugly divorce. Toews is quite the scammer. It was revealed that Vic loves the fact that he can claim per diems on the taxpayer dime- he said "NO RECIEPTS! IT'S GREAT!"- every year he pocketed an additional $10,000+ with his "NO RECEIPT" blisses.
So corruption and bilking is quite common with Tories.
Adam Carroll responded to Dean del Mastro's ridiculous lines of questioning at one point by saying "You are talking about ETHICS? We have Vic Toews admitting that he loves no receipt per diems- he took full advantage of that. You can only guess how many other Tory MP's submit claims or ding the unsuspecting public ROUTINELY".

If Bev Oda is telling us to pay for her $16 OJ every morning, then you can bet your sweet righteous anger that these fuckers have been fleecing us to a tune that we can't even HEAR.

The Conservative scandals are like tsunamis right now. So they had to distract the public with this meeting.
Carroll did nothing illegal. And he was fired anyway. What is the point of having him testify before a Committee when he's not even federally employed anymore and the issue is deader than dead. Easy: The Tories are shitting Robo-Call bricks.
They know the clock is ticking on their total destruction, so it's sheer damage control until the bottom falls out.
And they are GIANT hypocrites, I must remind you. John Baird breathed fire and brimstone over having a staffer testify before a committee 2 years ago, and here they are, demanding that another party do it- and got it. But it was something to behold, boy.

Adam Carroll held his ground like a motherfucker. He told Canadians that they should fight Tories all the way on Bill C-30, the bill that Toews wanted to pass to spy on all Canadians on the internet without a warrant. He had the gall to say in the House: "Either you are with us or you are with the Child-Pornographers!!"
Right.
Thanks for that, Dubya.

Dean del Mastro is gonna look like the biggest jackass EVER in the House of Commons when we get the truth on the Robo-Call scandal- and we're still getting clues on how big and bad it is: Elections Canada has just begun looking into Harper's office we learned yesterday from Charlie Angus.
It has finally reached the PMO.

AT the Ethics Committee yesterday, Dean del Mastro tried to paint a picture of Carroll being paid or promised something to take the fall for the Twitter account, that Bob Rae himself was behind the scandal. Carroll flipped it on Dean, saying "To use your own words Mr. del Mastro: BASELESS SMEARS. or, B.S!"
Why the fuck would the interim leader open a Twitter account to mock Vic Toews?
If he did, he would open one to mock Harper, not a small fish like Vic Toews- and Bob would be smart enough NOT to use a House of Commons IP address, like Carroll did, which got him caught. So to suggest that Bob Rae was behind this is ludicrous.
Bob broke the source for fucks sakes! IN THE HOUSE! And apologized directly to Mr. Toews!
HE TOOK FULL RESPONSIBILITY ANYWAY!

Holy Fuck the Conservatives need to wake up and smell their own scandals- they smell far FAR worse than the wisps you get from across the aisle!

LOWER THAT BOOM.

[Johann]

GERRY RITZ and JIM FLAHERTY are the biggest jet-setters in the Harper cabinet.

It was just revealed that these two "Accomplishers of Nothing" each rack up almost a quarter of a million dollars a year in hospitality bills that they hand to us, the taxpayers.

What have they done with their time? What have they accomplished for our country?
ZILCH.

Where is our bang for our buck? And it is OUR BUCK.
You're spending OUR money, you rich clowns. And you didn't ask our permission.
All you do is shrug and say "company perk!"
Speaking of company, Harper let a Freudian slip happen yesterday during Question Period:
He first said "our COMPANY" before catching himself and saying "our government"- I howled so hard and long at my TV screen...it was PRICELESS. He also refused to answer questions in QP. He let Peter van fat fuck Loan spin the shit that day, as he does most days. Suck that PM POLE van Loan! It's tasty and oily, isn't it?
You earn your pay, doggie!

Bob Rae tried to get Harper to answer a single question and Steve refused. He just sat in his Commons seat like the smug prick he is, letting all his minions take up the heat.

I hope Canadians are watching this gong show. I really do. But my Spidey-Senses tell me they don't.

American Idol is on...OMG Bieber said something!...my head is up my ass...I'm an oblivious pawn...OMG Did you see what J.Lo was wearing?...
Like, do we have a President or like, a CEO for a Leader? I'm confused...let's go buy some shoes...OMG Ryan Seacrest is sooo friggin' HOT!..
How do you spell Twiter? Is it won T or too Tees?
OMG this double down is sooo good...I love being in the mall with so many other teenagers who think they rule the school...it's so...OMG, like Hollywood, am I right! Hashtag woop woop! Sexy and I know it! Text me!

*ralphs violently into a hat*

The hammer is coming down on Tories. The scandals just keep on flowing. I got 6 new scandals to write about but I just don't have the juice today. Not because they aren't further confirmations of incompetence and utter lack of leadership from the Conservative Company, but because I'm a little tired this A.M.
One day to rest and I'll come back tomorrow with a screed that adds even more weight to this thread.
(which is starting to buckle under it's own weight).

This thread was started to make note of how Delusional Harper is.
By the time I'm done, it could be a book.
All I know is that my radar is working extremely well and these Tories are going to be buried under their own hubris and criminal activity.

As Mick sang: Tiiiiiiiiiiiime is on my side.
YES IT IS.

[Johann]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzcWwmwChVE

[Johann]

We learned yesterday in the House of Commons that the Conservatives have just been served their first search warrants by the RCMP over the Robo-Call scandal. Hope they find those shredded documents! Word to the Mutha!

It was BEAUTIFUL to see Dean del "Hypocrite" Mastro's head almost pop off when it was revealed.
He still kept repeating that the Con-Men are NOT under investigation. The Official Opposition just laughed hard and read off the ridings that have been issued voter call list demands and scripts from the Conservative War Room.

Conservatives and their deaf, dumb and blind supporters are gonna be eating some serious crow.
You thought you could get away with it, didn't you?
The Conservative party will be made an example of for all time.
They are about to feel the full blunt-force trauma of what happens if you try to de-fraud the Canadian public when they put 100% trust in you.
I thought Cons knew it already- the Liberals WERE that party, now it's the Tories. How much do they suck balls?
As much as a lawyer climbing into a Cormorant from his fishing lodge, that's how much.

What a spectacular flame-out.
What amazing flourishes of incompetence and sheer contempt. It will do you in everytime...
You want to act like a King of the World with zilch to back it up except greed and ignorance?
Then you can start a show with Kevin O'Leary, not think you are fit to Lead a Nation as Awesome as Canada.
You can live in a fantasy capitalist world with Kevvy. We don't want you.
We want Leaders that we can point to and say THAT'S MY Prime Minister!
THAT'S MY government!
We want giant surplusses so we can lift every single citizen up and be the envy of the world.
To say we live in the most democratic Nation on earth, with the best of everything: health care, quality of living, city infrastructures, the whole gamut. And we can have it. We can do it. we have the will. We just don't have the Leadership. We have clownshoes.

But no worries.
The noose is tightening faster and quicker than you can say:
"Bill the taxpayers for my $16 glass of orange juice. Let them eat cake. I'm a member of parliament in a corrupt majority. FUCK 'EM".

This is the most beautiful political implosion the world has ever seen.

And when it's all over I want a Pulitzer for this thread. LOL

Maybe Chris can put in a good word...:)

[Johann]

6 brand-new spankin' Tory scandals:

1. Industry Minister Christian Paradis is being investigated AGAIN by the Ethics Commissioner. How does he not get fired? EASY:
He's one of only two Quebec MP's in Harper's cabinet. Without him, no Quebec whatsoever for little Stevie...

2. The Tories claimed extraordinary credit for lowering emissions when it was Liberal Ontario's coal production reduction which is what did it. The Tories took full credit. Ontario alone is responsible for lowering those emissions. Tories never mention that.

3. Peter MacKay & his lover Bev Oda are still on the payroll. I know this isn't new. I'm just flaming turnip angry that it's still true.

4. They said they would never open the abortion debate. Then they opened it yesterday. Liars down the fucking line. Pure theatre.

5. The Auditor general testified again before a committee this week, confirming for all to know that the Conservatives knew the full cost estimate of $25 Billion for the F-35 in 2008. They fed us lies for breakfast lunch and dinner on that one. Never mentioned a peep before, during or after the election.

6. The PMO has been served more search warrants and a top official in Harper's cabinet has been implicated in the Robo-Call fraud scheme. It went all the way to the top.


BY CHRISTMAS HARPER'S GANG IS GONZO.

Thanks for the help in writing this thread, Hunter.
I miss you Man.

[Johann]

I don't really consider myself an actual journalist because I'm not paid, but I feel I'm pretty damn close.
I've broken a lot of this stuff by my lonesome, before most media.

IT IS A GOOD IDEA TO BE CONSCIOUS.
You'll never lack for the big picture...

[Johann]

Yesterday in Question Period Harper rose to give Canadians a History lesson.
He said that the NDP didn't support World War II, that they voted against fighting Hitler.

WHOPPER OF THE YEAR nominee. Hands down.

The NDP didn't exist until 1961.
Harper thinks Canadians don't know the truth or can't google what he says in 10 seconds time.
I can't wait to see that fucking CLOWN in handcuffs and in the back of a fuckin' cruiser.

BOOK HIM, DAN-O.

[Johann]

Julian Fantino and Andrew Prescott's names have been leaked as connected to this scandal, among others. Look it up! READ IT BEYOTCH!.
Matt Meier, CEO of RackNINE is also mentioned in the warrant- RackNINE was the intermediary- not the culprit.
RMG is also mentioned. The search warrants are online now for everyone to see: Bell cellphone records, Rogers law enforcement records, it's all coming down HARD.
I LOVE IT.


Julian Fantino was a Police Commissioner at one time.
Maybe he's like Sterling Hayden in a Classic Francis Coppola film from 1972?

Just asking.

[Johann]

I went to Parliament Hill yesterday to see the gong show in person.

What did my wondering eyes see?
John Baird, in a New York Rangers hockey jersey, in PARLIAMENT. And this man was born in Ottawa boy and girls.
Wow. Foreign Affairs Minister. Wow. New York Rangers fan. Just wow.
He made a bet with Hilary Clinton. Lost the bet. He bet on the Senators.
Senators are a good team, but I will level some criticism today at the team. Sens fans have to face facts. Ottawa is a Cup contender, but with rich assholes like Jason Spezza not taking it seriously, we're never gonna win.
And as long as that fucking perp Harper keeps sitting at the games, you are CURSED.
His mere presence in the arena means the Sens have to lose. The karma is so black..
One night Spezza lights up the ice, playing like he's the greatest player since Gretzky. The next night it's like he's not even on the ice or even in the fucking building. Sorry, I know everybody loves Spezza, but face it. He didn't even TAKE A SHOT for how many fucking games?
How much were you paid Jason?

How much?

This is the best hockey I've seen in a while, the Spezza notwithstanding. Real grinding hockey, with passion. I love it.
Daniel Alfredsson is a Great Captain. Love that guy. I've seen him jogging around Ottawa- his brother is an Ottawa police officer- just a great spokes model and team captain. That goal he scored in that last game- FUCKING AWESOME. Just a Howitzer from the blue line that sailed through every Ranger jersey on the ice and intothe back of the net. Boo Yah Keshah. That's how you score. On target and with gunship power.
Come back another year, Alfie. And tell the coach to trade Spezza. We're not getting our money's worth with that guy. He can survive on his watch endorsements and such.

OK, back to Parliament. Security was tight- I set off both metal detectors due to the steel toe boots I wear. I got the full cavity search. (just kidding). But they searched me well and good. Took my coat, told me to not touch the railing when I leaned over to look into the House of Commons. Respect the House.
John Baird was there, being very animated while talking to fellow MP's. Then he stands up after an NDP member gave great speech about seniors poverty in this country, talking about those ridiculous and creepy Tory ads about elder abuse. They ARE the elder abuse. How do they allow it to exist for one more day in Canada? Is this the stone age? The Tories want it to be. Baird stood up and said he was listening when I watched him for about 15 minutes gab to the Whip. I laughed out loud.
Cutting OAS and raising the retirement age to 67 from 65. Wow. Does your base agree with that, Harper?
Are they rich as fuck so as to never need OAS to supplement their retirement income?
May I remind Canadians that Harper announced he was cutting OAS in DAVOS SWITZERLAND.
AFTER THE ELECTION.

Don't EVER let him dupe you again.
The Conservative party is no more.
I guess they really believed in the Mayan 2012 world ending-thingy-ma-bob.

[Johann]

John Baird:

New York Rangers fan for Life!

[Johann]

I smiled when I first entered the public galleries because the first person I saw in the House was my MP, Nycole Turmel, listening to her fellow NDP colleague give his speech.
She's a treasure for this Nation.
There were hardly any MP's in Parliament, most of them leave on Thursday's if they live in far away ridings. It's mainly the locals on Fridays, and Question Period was done in the morning- Great to see Dean del Mastro flipping his Jew-fro wig over the search warrants. He denies any exist.
Keep dancin' that dance, Dino!
Hustle Hustle Hustle...

The debate was on abortion yesterday, and it was pure Tory base-pandering. Harper said he'll vote against his own backbencher who put forward this motion, so you know this is pure politics, and pure theatrics.
No one in his cabinet gets to wipe his nose without Harper's approval.
No Canadian believes otherwise.
He swore up and down he would never open the abortion debate and then he did, like a chess move.
Burn in hell Bitch.
The Prime Minister of Control Freakiness let a BACKBENCHER create a debate out of thin air on something you said you would never touch?
Whew!
You're a work of Art Steve.

And these Tories sure do think they are swanky swanky SWANKY.
Guess what else I witnessed in the public galleries? A Tory MP, an old hag of a woman- never seen her before in my life. Dirt blonde wig- deep creases in her face- she called a Parliamentary Page over to her seat. The young girl nodded, and left. She came back minutes later with a glass of water with LIME SLICES in it!!!!!!!
I was like, IS THAT WHAT PAGES DO? bring lime water? Holy fuck.
This is a classy place. LOL

[Johann]

Song from the NDP to the Conservatives:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6voexxqFM5w

[Johann]

I just got back from Parliament Hill.
I witnessed another gong show Question Period, where the Conservatives stood up and gave no answers, every single time.
They had their scripts, and they were not allowed to deviate from them.

Peter van fat fuck Loan just laughed and snickered and pointed at each MP he wanted to stand up and spin the shit for questions. Harper wasn't there. He was probably talking to his lawyers on how he can un-screw what he has wrought by illegally Robo-Calling Canadians and stealing the last election. That's my best guess, anyway.

I witnessed Peter van Loan yawn three fucking times, and I saw 4 other Conservative MP's yawn.
Are you bored in your job, fuckfaces??
We can fire you if you like.
You stay sober and on the ball in the House of Commons, you sacks of shit!
And don't put your feet up like you're in the dugout in a baseball game, PETER MACKAY.
I saw you do it for the entire time you sat in your seat, NOT RISING to say anything about your fuck-ups.
Why were you texting on your Blackberry the whole time?
Yes, I'm the guy who locked eyes with you up in the galleries. You saw me glaring at you, burning a hole through your empty head!
I also glowered at Jim Flaherty, who was also laughing and cackling like he was at a craps table in a casino.
Tony Clement seemed unnerved by me- he kept looking up at my angry mug staring down at him- all MP's can clearly see the people in the galleries- we are close to the action. I put bolted eyes on these ridiculous Tories for the entire session- never blinking. (Being a former soldier, I know how to put my eyes on a bulkhead and not move 'em).

Peter van Loan also ran his fingers through his hair, picked his nose, and chewed his fingernails- is this proper behavior in our House?
Tom Lukiwsky also picked his nose (quickly) and bit his nails a lot- isn't biting your nails a sign one is nervous?

I can't accurately call the game unless I'm close to it, so I made a deal with myself to go to the public galleries more.
Watching it on CPAC is good, but you don't get to see the WIDESCREEN picture, like Peter van Loan pointing at which MP he wants to stand up and lie, pages bringing rich Tories glasses of lime water, or the mocking gestures that all Tories make towards their fellow MP's across the aisle- which is despicable.

Stay tuned to this thread. It will end with gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh.