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    I just found a hilarious new website, called THE BLOGGING TORIES, and the "items" they write on there are unbelievable.

    Things like "Canadians didn't just vote for a Conservative majority, they voted for a Conservative SUPER-MAJORITY!"

    Come again?
    Put down that glass of instant idiot and listen carefully:

    The majority that Harper eked out was because of this alphabet list:

    A. Canadians hate elections
    B. Canadians don't follow politics
    C. Canadians don't care if their leaders are liars- (they've accepted it as the norm)
    D. FEAR
    E. 42% of the population didn't vote
    F. Our political "talent pool" is mighty mighty thin
    G. Harper smeared all parties for months leading up to the election with his sickening attack ads- it worked
    H. The Conservatives raised more money than anybody else- that will guarantee you a victory no matter who you are

    There you go.
    That's why we have a Harper majority. In plain, easy to understand alphabet points! Your puny minds can be at ease.
    And it sure as shit ain't a SUPER majority. Gotta stop drinking that instant idiot juice, Tories.
    Because someone like me will set you straight.
    I don't like willful ignorance at all.
    I wanna smash the culprits who practice it with EXTREME predjudice.
    I just might join their forums, direct them to this brilliant and tasty thread I have going here.
    Remind them that Jack Layton got over 60 new seats as opposed to Harper's 24.
    Jack pretty much TRIPLED the victory. Yet he's only the Official Opposition?
    We can change that error within 4 years, I'm quite certain.

    :P
    Last edited by Johann; 08-12-2011 at 10:27 AM.
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    I love reading the "comments" on the news that Harper threw a tantrum and locked himself in a Foreign Minister's bathroom.

    Someone said "the lefties are all over this like a fat kid on a smartie.."
    Damn skippy.
    Harper served it up HOT! And FRESH.

    Some other comments on this bizarro story (which sooooo enhances Canada's international reputation):

    "He pro-rogued LUNCH! That's an ASSHOLE!"

    "What is it with Harper and bathrooms? What does he do in there?"

    "Don't worry about it- he's always had serious constipation"

    "Steve's been known to dwell a lot on AMERICAN STANDARDS"

    "Has the PMO EVER confirmed a report?"

    "It takes a long time for "TOUCH OF GREY" to work. Leave Harper alone!"

    "Who let him OUT?"

    "You can dress him up but you can't take him out. EVER."

    "Another Harper musical number! Bowel movement in C Flat"

    "someone should see if this guy Harper can win a right-wing majority! Ha Ha...wait a frickin' minute...."

    "this is called "Stalling"

    "Harper and the economy. In the same place".

    "Harper said upon emerging: LET'S BE CLEAR: I was not throwing a tantrum. I was fixing my makeup for the cameras"

    "Otto von Bismarck said "Never believe a rumour until it's officially denied"
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    Another fresh scandal:

    A widow whose husband died from exposure to asbestos has been threatened by the Conservative party of Canada.
    The Mayor of Sarnia Ontario has blasted the Tories, and said that the threatening e-mail the Conservatives sent to her was "absolutely SHAMEFUL".
    Mayor Mike Bradley wrote a scathing letter to the Conservatives, in reaction to the "cease and desist" order given to the woman (Michaela Keyserlingk) for using the trademarked Conservative logo in her anti-asbestos campaign.

    In case you didn't know, Canada is the only western country that still exports deadly asbestos.
    Her husband Robert died in 2009, and she made a banner denouncing the Conservative governments' unwavering support of the asbestos-mining industry, to get the word out.

    Mayor Bradley wrote to the Conservatives:

    "Your actions on the asbestos issue...with threatening a widow whose husband died of exposure to asbestos are absolutely SHAMEFUL. I invite you to come to Sarnia Lambton and see the devastating impact asbestos has had on countless lives of the people of this community and why it is morally wrong to support and promote the export of asbestos."

    Harper has been an ADAMANT supporter/defender of the asbestos industry.

    I'm reminded of a stinging rebuke given to the Conservatives during the Canada Post debacle from an NDP MP:

    The arrogance and ignorance of adopting a "We are a majority government and we'll do whatever we want" is here in full force.
    If you are priviledged enough to be given that honor by the Canadian voter, then you have to have humility. You Do.
    It's almost like the Ultimate Duty, and the people who have that duty had better not have contempt.
    They'd better not lack humility.
    Last edited by Johann; 09-26-2011 at 11:22 AM.
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    Jack Layton passed away this morning.
    One of the darkest days in Canadian History.
    I haven't shed tears a lot in my life, but I cried today.
    We've lost a Great Man.
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    Stephen Harper is such a soulless cocksucker that the only thing he could say about Jack's passing was that he fought cancer with everything he had.
    No shit, Sherlock?
    You don't even have it in you to say that you respected him?
    At the very least?
    Holy Fuck.
    Is it because you didn't respect him?
    Maybe?

    I listen to what people DON'T say just as much as what they do.
    And Harper is thinly veiling his celebration at having a major political opponent out of his way.
    Trust me.
    I know how Harper thinks.
    He's a soulless freak who needs to be put down like a dog.
    God took the wrong politician.
    He got a memo from Bev Oda- it said Harper is a cancer, but she changed it to Layton HAS cancer.
    God took it literally.

    You OWE US, LORD........
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    SUN MEDIA is an absolute disgrace too.
    Today's "tribute" to Jack Layton was so backhanded and fucking smug I can't believe it.

    Their "letter from the editor", if you can call it that, because the fucking thing never has a fucking name attached to it, says that the NDP will never recover. They will never move forward on anything with any verve, because the Leader is dead.

    Jack's body isn't even cold and these fuckers have the unbelievable balls and gall to be partisan.
    PARTISAN THE DAY AFTER ONE OUR BEST STATESMEN DIES!
    Have no fear, Sun News.
    I'm gonna remember this when Harper unexpectedly dies from bad karma coming home.
    I'll smear his worthless name mere SECONDS after I hear the news.
    Because our major media outlets up here are setting the finest example to me.

    I'll repeat what Nycole Turmel said the day she was named interim NDP Leader:
    "I'm on a Solid Foundation"
    You hear that?
    SOLID FOUNDATION.
    The NDP will unseat these oblivious and smug zealots in 4 years.
    Just watch.
    The Ottawa Sun will be eating it's words. They'll be eating that fuckin' Crow stone cold. TRUST ME.

    The finance minister Jim Flaherty was all over the media last week, "EASING" economic fears for Canadians.
    He doesn't "EASE" jack shit sweet fuck-all for me.
    He was fired, a long time ago. But he keeps showing up. Showing up and smirking, and feeding us tons of steaming horseshit about what Canada will do, pray-tell there's any more economic stife in the world.
    And Lord knows, that doesn't look POSSIBLE, does it?

    Holy Fuck are we in rough shape Mang.

    We've been on the receiving end of shitty shit-tastic news and situations in Canadian politics for eternity.
    I WANT A RAY OF HOPE.
    From someone with some sense.

    help.
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    Canadian Jewish Congress.

    Do those three words mean anything to Stephen Harper?
    I'm insanely curious.
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    Calgary Sun writer Dave Naylor is a spineless, cowardly, disgraceful sack of shit.
    And so is CHRISTIE BLACHFORD, THE CUNT OF CUNTS.

    Both of them need to be neutered and have their kneecaps broken.

    The "writing" they both spewed about Jack Layton (merely 24 hours after his death) is nothing short of breathtakingly horrible.
    Here in Canada we have writers who are so American, so partisan, so divisive, so embracing of American-style politics- remember you two clowns:
    Harper learned A HELLUVA LOT FROM DUBYA.
    You didn't have to become American pundits, but you did. With a fucking VENGEANCE.

    Christie in particular is experiencing the immediate backlash from social media. It's awesome that people are not putting up with her hate speech.
    Conservatives might construe that this thread of mine here is hate. Hate for Harper.
    Yessir it is. It's justified.
    Blachford's and Naylor's piss-poor potshots have no weight.
    My posts here are strong enough to be brought to court!
    And built on exponentially! Indeed, I'm doing so right now, as we speak!
    Theirs is pathetic, juvenile and profoundly negative.

    Our Nation is grieving, while the American/Conservative party of Canada celebrate and denigrate.
    The conservatives and their lapdogs in the media are showing not only contempt and pettiness, but also their FLAGSHIP trait:
    Ignorance & Arrogance.

    Should we be surprised?
    They have no Honor.
    And never did.
    I'm not gonna post what Blachford and Naylor said about Jack.
    It's too evil and too sickening to taint my thread here.
    Just know that they are not human.
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    I've been following Libby Davies on Facebook for the past hour (I met her here in Ottawa- she's smart and eloquent and a politician who CARES) and her posts on the casket arriving in the Hall of Honour are moving.
    She says it's very solemn right now.

    But the tribute to Jack on the Parliament lawn is lovely.
    Orange candles burning, cases of Orange Crush soda (a symbol of Jack's massive election win), bountiful flowers and hand-made tributes.
    It's hard to believe he's gone.

    He'll get a State Funeral in Toronto.
    Harper couldn't refuse that- if he did, he'd be the coldest motherfucker on planet earth, and the people would've demanded it from that lying scumbag regardless.
    Jack deserves nothing less. Had cancer not taken him, he would've eventually been our Prime Minister.
    His wife Olivia is still an NDP MP, so you'd better believe that things on the Hill will get REAL serious.
    It amazes me how much the media up here underestimate the NDP.
    It really does.

    Even citizens- I got into an argument with a guy standing in line at Starbucks when I laughed at him saying Harper is the smartest man to ever be in Canadian politics. He angrily snapped at me: "What, do you think the Liberals should be running this country?", thinking I'm an un-informed loser.
    I fired back: No. The Liberals don't exist. Didn't you follow the election? The NDP should be running this country. Because they care about this country. He shot back "Socialism will never work in this country, Buddy"
    I said: It already does, BUDDY. Our health care system is pure socialism. And I don't think you'd want it to disappear. Would you?
    He said "Fuck You".

    I didn't reply. I just got my coffee and left. It's good enough just knowing that he knew I wasn't the guy he thought I was. Sometimes that's all I need. Because arguments with others can escalate or descend into stupid bullshit that one doesn't really need. A headache that you could've avoided with better choice of words or tone of voice...
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    I'm going to a favorite hang-out of Jack's tonight: Brixton Pub.
    Lift a pint or two and have his favorite meal.
    Seems like a good way to honor him today.
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    Great day yesterday.

    I saluted Jack Layton's casket when I finally got up to it. It was a long wait on Parliament Hill to see him, but time didn't matter.
    He suffered a lot of pain towards the end, and it's nothing for me to stand a few hours to say goodbye.
    He stood for hours with a bum hip for the televised debates and never once complained about his illness.
    That's a MAN.
    I haven't given a military salute to any man since I left the Army in 1996.
    3000+ people filed past, and another 3000 will probably do so today. Jack's wife Olivia was very gracious.
    He goes back to Toronto for a State funeral tomorrow.

    They say that Stephen Harper and his wife were here to pay their respects, but I never saw them.
    In fact, I've NEVER seen Harper or his wife in person in Ottawa. EVER.
    I've seen Jack on the street several times. I've been in the Ottawa area for almost a year now and I've never seen Harper in the flesh.
    I guess I'll have to go to the public galleries more often.
    I should, just to beef up this thread.
    I think I could be more informative than I have been. It's worth my time to follow politics. It's important.
    I've never cared about the future of this country more than I do now.
    And I've never been more excited about how the NDP will move forward.
    We got resolve, Boy.

    Underestimate away, all you media and Conservative clowns.
    Because Instant Karma's gonna get you.
    Gonna smack you right in the face.
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    A high-school friend of Christie Blachford's wrote to the National Post saying that she always had to be at the centre of attention.

    So that explains her arrogance.

    She's a self-centered cunt and always was.
    It's not her fault.
    She was born that way, like Lady Goofball.
    Her whiny suckitude is a public spectacle, not Layton's funeral.
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    Harper would be lucky to have three people file past his coffin, if he died.
    And two of them would probably try to flip it over, and kick the corpse that would fall out.
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    Over 7000 people filed past Jack Layton's casket in 48 hours.
    He touched a lot of people.
    His legacy looms large.
    And the chalk tributes at Nathan Philips square in Toronto are so awesome it's unreal (I saw a photo montage on FB).

    How many chalk "tributes" would Harper ever get in T.O.?
    Not a one, Buster.
    If he did, it would be like bathroom stall grafitti or written by people who don't actually know what he's all about.
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    Another point about Harper being persona non-grata in Ottawa:

    I was at the Remembrance Day service last year here in Ottawa, and Harper was not there.
    He was in Korea. For what, who the fuck knows.

    If there is ONE DAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR when the Prime Minister of Canada should be in Ottawa it's November 11th.
    I don't care if the tags are being taken off the nukes by Kim Jong-Il- you stand at fucking attention at the War Memorial all fucking day if you have to. Especially if you are a "War Prime Minister" like Harper. You send our young men to bite the dust in Afghanistan for nothing? Then the least you can do is show up on fucking Remembrance Day. Asshole.

    He had his fuckhead minion John Baird there in his place.
    Could you imagine John Baird as PM?
    Holy fuck Kill Me Now.
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