Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

Week 2 of the Mike Duffy trial, and Duffy's lawyer has already got the trial behind schedule.

We have learned that Canadian Senators have no boss, no oversight. None. Zip. Zilch. They can spend willy-nilly, and when Duffy found out in his first year (2009) that his budget wasn't completely spent, he concocted and doctored documents and contracts to his friends to give them the money, instead of the cash going back to the treasury. He has done that every year up until he was busted for fraud.
I don't see how Duffy will walk away from some of these charges. Most might be dropped, but a few will stick like tar. John Baird and Pierre Polievere's tar baby Mike will hang like dem low-hangin' fruits, just like his puppy-buying friend Dean Del Mastro.
I can't wait to hear what Nigel Wright says on the stand, as well as Duffy. Both are gonna testify, and Nigel is scheduled to appear at the end of the trial. Why I have no clue. All I know is that I want the Tories to crumble over this bullshit. The faster the better. They are morally bankrupt and sheer criminals who have gotten away with murder.

Speaking of John Baird....our former foreign affairs minister has landed a new job! Guess who hired his doofus ass?
Barrick Gold.
Amazing that he was hired by Barrick Gold. I guess you gotta have the inside track on that precious metal, don't you Johnny????
Many countries around the world are demanding gold for payment. Better to get your gay ass in there to save your bacon when the satanic squeeze gets too tight, right? Right-Right. Righty-Right.

Fuck all Conservatives. My hatred for them can't be calculated. They are Un-Canadian and In-Human, while claiming to be anything but.
Get out of my government and get out of my country. You belong in the corrupt U.S.- you've demonstrated that Canada stands for greed, corruption, ignorance and hatred.

You fucking suck, Tories! That is all.

[Johann]

Week 2 is over in the Mike Duffy trial, and more info on Duffy's spending habits have been made public. The guy was on the make for fleecing taxpayers long before he ever became a Senator. And by the way, Duffy was willing to be a Senator for any sitting Prime Minister. Jean Chretien said that everytime Duffy saw him in Parliament he would yell out: Mr. Prime Minister! I'm Ready! I'm Ready!. Talk about shameless....

Ezra Levant, the dorky and full of himself blowhard from the Sun News network (which is actually defunct now) testified today, because he wrote speeches for Duffy, and Duffy paid him with his Senators' "slush fund". The first alarming thing about this is that Levant wrote speeches for Duffy. Isn't Duffy a "journalist"? Isn't he a fucking writer of some type? Why the fuck would he hire a tabloid mouthpiece like Ezra Levant? Easy. He wanted his friends to benefit. Levant didn't have to write a single speech- it proves he's got no issue with taking a little money on the partisan side.
Duffy's also charged his workouts to the taxpayers (HAHAHAHA!! Duffy- working out!! Imagine that! He's a fuckin' 400-pound land monster!). He hired a personal trainer, and upon meeting, Duffy told him "Let's change this to "Consulting" for billing purposes"- meaning the bill would go to the taxpayers under the banner "Consulting"- and because there is no oversight in the Upper Chamber, that is exactly what was expensed. What a fleecing scumbag. What a shameless fat fuck.
Duffy also billed the taxpayers for "makeup and hair" he had done side-by-side with his best buddy Steve Harper- again, hilarious, because Duffy has no hair, and the makeup would have to be applied with a trowel. The makeup artist testified that she thought she was paid for both the PM and Duffy, and that she was paid with Conservative party funds. Nope. Duffy said "Fuck the taxpayers! I'm the Duff!"

The trial grinds on. It's gonna be ugly. Duffy's lawyer is good, I have to admit it. He knows what he's doing, and he may be the hero of the whole sordid mess. You know why? Because he wants to bring Harper down just as much as I do. Even tho he's defending fat pond scum, he's an ally to me. I will savour every day he grills Nigel Wright. I even plan on attending court on those days. I want to see it in person. I'll be sure to keep you updated.

In other news, The PM of India is being stroked and shown around the country by Harper today, and yesterday Steve was in B.C. at a Sikh temple, sporting a fucking blue do-rag/turban! He and the Indian PM looked like a couple of Tandoori Bikers!

It's So Retarded you just have to laugh.

[Johann]

Some more trash that keeps piling up from Mike Duffy:
He billed the taxpayers for photos he had made up of his kids, and he sent some to Barbara Bush. ?! Huh? WTF? Come again?
He thought that because there were no rules on Senate spending, he could spend like a drunkin' Duff. His main defence is "No one told me what I was doing was wrong! No one told me! No one told me! No. One. Told. ME!

Come on, Mike. You're the Duff! Nuthin' gets by you. Nuthin' slips by your shady and shifty on-the-make radar!
You knew the rules. And you flouted them, just like your buddy Steve does all day long.
You were like a kid in the candy store, you couldn't believe your luck_ A Senator! After all those years of whoring! All those years of lobbying anyone within earshot! It was finally here! I, THE DUFF, earned my Senate seat! And I will dine on the taxpayer nickel until the treasury calls "UNCLE!!!"

This trail should bring about either the abolition of the Senate or a whole new body to oversee it. The scheme right now is on the "Honor System". But we know there is no honor among thieves. They are only out for their own worthless selves.
Bring the hammer down, Judge!

[Johann]

Joe Oliver has delivered his budget finally, (about 5 months too late) and there is nothing in it for Canadians.
Nothing. Zilch. Zero.
Harper's government exists in a Twilight Zone, and it caters to only 1% of the population- the Super-Rich.
Canada has truly become it's brother's keeper. The U.S. (and George W. Bush) influenced Harper and Canadians to such an extent that they just could not resist becoming the 52nd State, after Iraq.

Bring on The Dancing Nukes.

[Johann]

What a week in Canadian politics. The province of Alberta ended a 42+ year dynasty of Conservative rule.
Jim Prentice will forever be known now as the Tory who couldn't get elected in Alberta. It's astonishing.
Many many tongues are wagging, and mine is no exception. This is an amazing HISTORIC win for the NDP.
Yes, the NEW DEMOCRATS have a MAJORITY in the province that I swore would never vote for anyone but corrupt Tories.
The new Premier is Rachel Notley, a smart cookie who by all accounts put on a flawless campaign to defeat the PC party.
I haven't followed Alberta politics much- but I know that the previous Premier Alison Redford felt she was Queen of Alberta, and ran roughshod over the people, even demanding that a penthouse be built for her (at taxpayers expense) on the top of the Alberta Legislature! (VERY Semiramis, Alison....you stupid cunt. Glad you vanished and were banished).

Jim Prentice by all accounts is a soulless animal who blamed the people of Alberta for the province's woes. "Look in the mirror" was what he told the public. That sealed his doom. The PC's were a little too comfortable in their 42-year Tyranny, and the people decided to "Throw The Bums Out".
Prentice looks like a rich ranch-hand for George W. Bush to me. He sounded like an out-of-touch corrupt clown, and that fact seems to be proven correct with this election.
I am amazed and proud of Alberta's voters. They did what Ontarians didn't have the balls to do- get rid of a seriously corrupt dynasty that was/is dragging the province's reputation through the mud.


This has gotta rattle Harper. Alberta is the most conservative conclave on planet Earth. And they went left, HARD LEFT! Giving the NDP a MAJORITY!. Some sore Tory losers are bipping that it means nothing, that it's just a slap to the PC's, who will get their act together after this and come back roaring. HA HA. I just howl at that. You got 4 years to come "roaring", and by that time, the NDP stigma of being a socialist fringe party will be obliterated.
What poetry it would be to have Tom Mulcair unseat Harper. Nobody was thinking about that 3 days ago. Now it is in the realm of "definite possibility". The NDP caucus sang "4 STRONG WINDS" to the Nation, while Cormorant Peter MacKay said the Tory caucus meeting was "like a morgue". Canadian politics just got a hell of a lot more interesting.

Memo to Stephen Harper: PACK YOUR SHIT, GOOF. Get the fuck out of the PMO. NOW. YOU'RE FINISHED.

[Johann]

I turn 40 in a few days, and it feels like the milestone it is. And it doesn't hurt that Harper is mortally doomed. ;)

Canada now has only one province with a Tory government. Pretty soon they will be as extinct as the dodo bird.
With the brutally crushing defeat that Alberta handed Conservatives, one thing is certain: the electorate are Volatile, Pissed-Off, and are tired of being taken for granted by the incumbents. The message should be loud and clear to Conservatives: "You don't stand for anything except greed and arrogance. That shit will not fly in Canada in the 21st Century. You try and make that shit fly, and the people will eventually send you to Lower Sulphuric Hell, where you can choke on it".

I may seem over-the-top in my hatred of Harper, but trust me it's REAL. I have a serious hate-on for him, and I said it before: I would rip his throat out with my bare hands if there were no laws against murder. That's how much I can't stand that Tory Turd. He exemplifies everything that is foul and corrupt about politics, and he somehow duped people into believing he was a Leader of some type. I could see through him in 2004, and I said it right here on FilmLeaf (check the archives!): "If Stephen Harper became Prime Minister we would be no different from George W. Bush"...(paraphrase-something like that).
And what have we got? BUSH-LEAGUE Tory Rule, which is about to get thrown out on it's fucked-up Repubican't Ass!

I hope you learned the lesson, Canada. Pay attention to who you elect to the PMO. It could be the difference between Canuck Glory or The Third Reich. I want to thank Ian Capstick for his very astute observation about politics in light of the Alberta rout of Conservatives: "Anyone who tries to look into a crystal ball in politics may actually be looking at a magic 8-Ball"

Amen Ian. I know exactly of what you speak.

[Johann]

Pierre Polievere is the slimiest, most sickening MP in the House of Commons. How so?
Well guess what this Tar Baby did.
He made little "movies" in Parliament, on a SUNDAY, using BOTH taxpayers money and public servants! His little films were to promote Harper's new tax breaks for families (an election carrot he's dangled in front of Voters with his 5-months too late budget).

It's stunning. Polievere was ripped a new one in Question Period last week, and he said "I Make No Apologies for telling families about the new tax break". Um, hey Dipshit: telling them is one thing. Telling them by using their own money to promote your stupid election win tactics is beyond the pale, Pal. You're fucking Fired. That smirk he has while making the movies too- yes, Pierre even STARS in these fucking movies. It's fuckin' unreal, Mang.

Front page on the Ottawa Citizen today is Harper's attendance record in the House of Commons. It's abysmal. He's been absent 90% of 2015, and his attendance record has completely dried up since 2013, when the Senate Expense Scandal erupted. Tom Mulcair pointed it out last week: "We hardly ever see the Prime Minister in the House. We're starting to forget what he looks like".
The Citizen also points out the amazing fact that Harper's been M.I.A a helluva lot more than Jean Chretien was in his final year in office. It proves Harper doesn't belong in the House of Common Canadians. He belongs on the curb, with his thick brick budgets piled up around him to keep him warm at night. You don't want to particpate in Democracy Steve, then you can hit the pavement. Pronto. Paco.

[Johann]

Check this out: American 8th graders think Canada lives in a Dictatorship. And they are right! Bravo Kids! Smarter than Conservatives!

http://news.nationalpost.com/news/ca...a-dictatorship

[Johann]

I hope Canadians are paying attention to something that Stephen Harper has tried to slip past us unsuspecting Canadians: He has re-written the law. He has buried new legislation in his huge brick of an omnibus budget that erases accountability to the RCMP for shredding documents relating to the long-gun registry.

This is Orwellian, and must be stopped immediately. Harper said that the RCMP were merely respecting the wishes of Parliament.
Um, no they weren't Steve.
They were doing YOUR wishes, not the wishes of Canadians, which is that the Rule of Law is always respected.
Access-to Information requests have been fucked with over this re-writing of the law Harper does. (And he does it by BURYING it in a budget! Fuck I want him in handcuffs!)

You're fucking Fired, Shithead. How many times do I have to say it? Pack your shit and GET OUT.

[Johann]

Believe it or not, I have left out all kinds of extra scandals that Harper has gotten away with. For example, that he has spent more taxpayers money on his own schemes and bullshit ideas than any other government in history. His "Ecomomic Action Plan" is Exhibit A.
That bogus "plan" has done absolutely zero for anybody. Harper has spent millions and millions of TAXPAYERS DOLLARS on a "plan". No execution, just "a plan". Jobs and Growth was the line, wasn't it? From those Robot Tories? "Jobs and Growth"? For whom Asshat? Auditors? Did you know that the Senate Expense Scandal is about to blow up in our faces? The audit on the Senate has cost taxpayers $21 Million!
And 10 more Senators are about to face scrutiny from the RCMP. 10 more! We already had 5 ironclad Upper Chamber fleecers be shown the door! Now we got a clubhouse of thieves! They treated the Senate as a fuckin' Club Med, by early reports....

My God, how embarrassing is all this shit? Look at all I've typed in 4 years about this government...How Long, Oh Lord? How Long?
When will the Batshit Insanity end?

[Johann]

The walls are closing in a little tighter around King Steve.
"Cormorant" Peter MacKay has announced he will not be running in the next Federal election.
Hmm.
Do tell why, Pete.
Is it because of your pension? I think so. If you run in the next election and lose, you can't claim your cash until you're 65.
(and that's your own government's scheme/fault! LOL). If you bail now, you get your $100,000 a year kitty when you are 55.
Yeah, you're just another goof Tory rat bailing the shitty ship S.S. Harper.

So guess what we get to witness, my fellow Canadians?

We get to witness Harper, all by his lonesome, try to win an election based on his "record". If you need help for the debates Steve, feel free to use my posts. I know you love to flip-flop, if it's politically needed. I'm here for you. Canadians are Nice people.
:)
This 2015 federal Canadian election will be one for the record books. When will the writ drop?

[Johann]

All Conservative supporters should read this succinct assessment of "Cormorant" Peter MacKay's "tenure" by Gar Pardy:

His role came into sharp national focus when in 2003 he agreed to merge the historical Progressive Conservative party of Canada into a new Conservative party; with that the word "progressive" became a one of opprobrium. Like most of the prime minister's ministers over the past 9 years, Mr. MacKay was a Potemkin placeholder- a facade to meet legal requirements but bereft of any individualized initiative that might condition the future for the benefit of Candaians.

The most significant maneuver in the life of the Prime Minister was moving from Ontario to Alberta, and his understanding of matters military consisted of removing his tie. Mr. MacKay as Minister of Defence added even less understanding of military affairs and his six years as minister witnessed the extraordinary growth in Canadian casualties in Afghanistan. 134 of the 155 deaths in Afghanistan occured during the 6 years MacKay was Minister. There was little appreciation by either the Prime Minister or MacKay for the urgent need for action as Canadian soldiers died.

Mr. MacKay has been minister in three of the four most important areas of government. There is nothing in those 9 years that historians will identify as unique to his tenures and in fact there is much to find fault with. Like the vast majority of ministers in the PM's government, they had the title but in reality were fluffy clouds adrift over the Canadian landscape occasionally producing shadows, BUT NOTHING OF SIGNIFICANCE.


Amen Gar Pardy. Laser-sharp. Deadly-Accurate.


Hey Tories: do you need any more proof that Harper is a sun-fucked Onion?

[Johann]

Don't worry, I haven't been slacking off on Mike Duffy's trial. I'm saving up for a big post soon about what this fat clown has done.
Michael den Tandt is a good writer who's covering the trial and he mentioned something great: "You'd have to be a P.E.I. Potato to believe that Duffy didn't know what he was getting away with". Amen Michael. I also loved your article "What exactly has Harper accomplished?" Great stuff.

Harper has been whooping it up in Germany at the G7, laughing like the Alberta corn-pone Herr Helmet Head he is.
130+ days to election day, and Harper is acting like everything's all good in the hood! I told you he deserves an Oscar for best political actor ever...

The Audit on the Senate is finished, and it's findings will be released to the masses to see this afternoon. Senior Senate Management are implicated, and the guilty goofs are saying they "will pay back the money". Really? With your own funds? Where's Nigel?
Is he gonna pick up the tab? Dip into his Bay street kitty and help out more Tory Senators? Fuck, what a disgrace this whole mess is.



Off topic: ADAM SANDLER! I want to know why there hasn't been a sequel to ZOHAN? I think the fans want to see another wicked flick with the Zohan. I mean, I'm living up to my end of the deal. I bring down Prime Ministers with my fingertips. LOL
I blast them with my ten-ton Tommy-Gun and Liquid Grenades! C'mon Adam! Kick out the Jams with The Zohan!
Do you need help writing it? I'm here. "LET the Boy Shave his Grandmother's BEARD!!!"

[Johann]

I learned recently that Barrick Gold (the company that John Baird got hired by) represents a gold mine in Pakistan, and it is owned by the Queen. (Queen Elizabeth).
Are our Canadian political party Leaders aware of what the British Empire is doing in Ukraine? Canadians should remember that when John Baird was Foreign Affairs Minister he gave the impression that Canadians supported the fascist mobs. FACT.

Bono of rock band U2 is here in Ottawa today to watch Question Period and talk to Harper about issues he cares about.
Harper will meet with Bono and Justin Bieber but he refused to meet Cinema Goddess Brigitte Bardot?
What a douchebag. I guess he thinks Bono can help him win the election, just like it worked in 2011 with his resounding endorsement of Nickelback. Yee-Hah.


Tom Mulcair has sworn his allegiance to the Queen by being sworn into the Privy Council, like Trudeau, so we're still under Jesuit-Freak-Power-Rule no matter what Prime Minister we have. But the reason I still Vote and still care and still write about it is because front-of-house must be Tidy. Wouldn't you agree? And Harper has muddied up the fuckin' Maple Leaf front porch somethin' Fierce.
I know all of the tentacles this neo-Nazi movements have out there, and nobody gave me the heads up. Which means no one will give YOU, dear reader, the heads-up either. Glad to be of service. When the shit hits the fan, we can watch it knowing it was gonna happen. All thanks to Albert Pike. :)

You Don't Mess With the Johann....
LOL

[Johann]

Correction: It was David Reevely who wrote "You'd have to be a P.E.I. Potato to believe that Duffy didn't know what he was getting away with". Apologies to David. He's also a great writer covering the Duffy trial. I got him and Michael den Tandt mixed up there...den Tandt DID write "What exactly has Harper accomplished?"

In more Batshit Insane Tory News, another Conservative Senator appointed by Stephen Harper has created a gigantic scandal. Pentacostal Pastor (!) Don Meredith has been having a sexual relationship with a 16-year old girl. She confirmed it this week. Meredith is in his fifties!
It seems like every single Harper appointee to the Senate is a Supreme piece of shit. How many of his appointments are complete bags of hammers?? Jesus fucking Christ ABOLISH THE FUCKING SENATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
Do Canadians know that the Senate consists solely of Harper's goons? There are no NDP Senators whatsoever. None. And Justin Trudeau fired all of the Liberal Senators. So it's all Harper's Boys in there. I hope his idiot supporters are fuckin' Proud.
Do you fuckfaces remember that Harper campaigned on Senate reform? That was one of his big planks! And since the Supreme Court ruling he gave up on it! Good job Steve. You fucking Idiot. Get the fuck out of public life immediately, HelmetHead.

Harper has no credibility and never did. He's a liar, a sham, a complete and utter failure as a Leader. Tom Mulcair is poised to take the PMO quite easily in about 90 days. Trudeau is not ready. I can say it now. The scandals from Harper never fucking end. He can't do a single thing right. I wonder when Conservatives will wake the fuck up and realize that Harper needs to be behind bars?