Stephen Harper is Delusional

[Johann]

And I have to comment of the U.S. federal election that's ramping up:

So the choices are Hilary Clinton, Jeb Bush or Donald Trump.
That's like choosing between "Lethal injection", "Waterboarding until death" or "Death by bad hair".
Wowza.
Why not have Bruce Jenner run? or Rush Limbaugh? or how about Gertie, the crippled mule?

[Johann]

MIKE DUFFY. The "But That's Not All!!!" Doofus....

What can we say about his trial, now in it's 8th week? Well, the main part is over, and we won't see any more witnesses until August, when our slimy Bay street friend Nigel Wright shows up to explain his role in the fucking mess. I will be there to see it. I promise you. I will attend the courtroom to see what this goof has to say for himself.

The Duffster was never eligible to be a Senator from P.E.I. He lives in Ottawa, and has for about 40 years. He had a cottage in Cavendish P.E.I., sold to him by a one Clifford Dollar (what a name for a friend of the Duff's), and Ol' Cliff testified at the trial. He kindly let us know that Duffy never went there in the winter, it has no water, the well was contaminated and it was snowbound in the winter- the laneway it's on was never plowed in winter. Oh yeah and it had no foundation. Duffy claimed this shack as his "Primary Residence" in order to claim outrageous living expenses.

Funerals that Duffy billed the taxpayers for attending:
1.He gave a eulogy for a friend of his mother. Bill: $1400
2. He gave a scripture reading for some guy he barely knew. Bill: $1700 (billed as "Senate Business")
3. This one he just sat on his Duff, for a friend's death. He just attended, nothing else. Bill: $3500
(He got more and more brazen with his expense claims, upping the champagne bill every time)

Duff and his wife Heather billed the taxpayers for a trip to Vancouver to attend the Saanich Fair, which he actually never attended (!) He just hung out with the kids, buying them steak dinners it seems, because he billed the taxpayers $8,200!!! To fly business-class with his wife and hang out with the kin. Wow. What the fuck did you buy and eat while there to rack up an 8 Grand bill Mike?
David Reevely had a great article titled "Duffy's defences range from plausible to preposterous", where he wrote: "Did Duffy do it? Yes, of course he did. And he wrote it down, with very detailed calendars and logs of all activities". Duffy's diaries have been entered as evidence, and there is everything from his bowel movements to whether or not he should take a nap.
Reevely is disgusted with covering the trial (as I would be and am, actually) and he said quite rightly: "The insults to the observer's intelligence have begun to add up. Judge Charles Vallaincourt will presumably be able to compartmentalize..."

Conservative supporters are bitching that the audit on the Senate was outrageous: spending $21 million to find only one million in fraudulent claims. And I say Fuck You. I don't put a price on Justice. If it cost $75 Million I would still say it was worth it. Because since the Senate expense scandal broke, all of these slimy fuckfaces have been checking their swing. They have not spent nary an errant penny, for fear of sitting exactly where Duffy is now. OVERSIGHT is needed on all government clowns, that's just a fucking reality, and we haven't had it in Canada for Eons. The "TALK" about accountability is fucking OVER! It's time for serious accountability if you want to restore faith in this completely broken system that Harper has presided over these last ten years. It has festered under him. It has eroded under him. And I want him six feet under the ground, with an EXXON FLAG marking his Tomb.

[Johann]

Another one bites the dust. Industry Minister James "Ten-Ton Land Monster" Moore has announced he will not be running in this election. Just like "Cormorant" Pete MacKay, he's gotta save his pension. So all of Harper's key front bench ministers are GONZO.
The only ones left are "G20 Gazebo-gate USHER" Tony Clement, Diane "Dirty Doily" Finley, "Dippy Dairy Queen" Lisa Raitt and Pierre "Tar Baby" Poilievere.
They are LOYAL, Boy!
They will sacrifice their pensions to stand by Harper. God Bless 'Em. LOL
James Moore wanted to be PM someday too...he had no choice to pack it in. His political future depended on it!
He said it was to spend time with his child, who has special needs, just like Cormorant Pete. But switched-on political followers know exactly why he's leaving: it's because he knows Harper is doomed and he must protect his golden parachute.


There's also a massive scandal created by Harper that I haven't commented on yet but now is the perfect time, as a massive debate is happening today about it. Harper and Pierre Polivere have decided to commission a "Memorial to the Victims of Communism", and nobody is against it. But what we ARE against is it's design, it's size, and it's proposed LOCATION: on the front lawn of the Supreme Court. No one was consulted. No one was asked for their input. The mayor of Ottawa has spoken out on it, saying it will be a "blight" on downtown Ottawa. And it is. You should see the design of this fucking thing. It's 5 times the size of any other communism memorial in the world (bigger than the one in Washington D.C.), and it is larger than the National War Memorial- which is sheer treason to me. Veterans groups have been protesting huge about it. And placing it on the lawn of the Supreme Court has very political overtones: the Supreme Court has ruled against Harper every single time he tried to pass an unconstitutional law (and I am so very grateful and proud of that). He is giving the Supreme Court the middle finger here. It's as plain as the nose on my face. And by extension he's giving the middle finger to military veterans of all stripes, the city of Ottawa, and the middle finger to society in general. Pierre the Tar Baby says the design of the memorial is right, the location is right, and none of it is open for debate. It is the most ungodly looking monument too- "ribbons" of jagged concrete, blocking the view of the Supreme Court building- towering 15-30 feet in the air, with a big promenade of paved concrete so people can stroll around it, gawking at gaudy awfulness. I predict no one will visit that memorial, except on opening day. It is ugly as Fuck. It's the last thing Harper can do to fuck with Ottawa and the Supreme Court. He is more desperate than Bruce Jenner was to be a woman.

[Johann]

Here's a website I endorse:

www.harpoon2015.ca

[Johann]

Dean del Mastro did a perp walk last week. Harpers' former parliamentary secretary (and Ethics Attack Dog) got sentenced to 1 month in jail, 4 months house arrest, over a year probation, and a $10,000 fine for election fraud. I'd say that fits. That's a good sentence for what he pulled. The Judge said that not only was Dean willing to commit fraud, but he was prepared to lie extensively about it. He's barred from running for Federal politics for 5 years. That low-hangin' fruit is absolutely shameless. He was led away in foot shackles and handcuffs, and only spent one night in jail, posting $5000 bail the next day. He's arrogant and shameless enough to mount a "comeback" to politics in 5 years, so be on the lookout for the "greatest Guido redemption story to ever come out of Peterborough" in 2020...Not a peep from Harper on his Boy Dean del Mastro. And Dean refuses to say that Harper told him to cheat. Ain't corrupt politicians awesome?


The New Democrats are riding a very high and beautiful wave. (Thanks Hunter ;)
Tom Mulcair seems like he will become Prime Minister for awhile. That office is His For The Taking. Barring WWIII, Mulcair will be Prime Minister.
I celebrated Canada Day after the rain came down hard (a lighting storm came in something fierce). The fireworks were great as always. The only downer was Stephen Harper. He was there to give another insincere speech to Canadians that meant nothing of consequence. His wife Skeletor was there too, to lend evil support to her sham hubby. (Who will be doing a perp walk himself once Tom Mulcair discovers what he's dropped in the new PM's lap...)

[Johann]

I suppose I should add that my vote (if I could make it) in the U.S. election is Bernie Sanders.
That man is probably the only hope for America, save Jesus' return by hook or by crook...

[Johann]

Have a gander at this: Reform party Tory stalwarts are pulling their hair out over what Harper has done to them:

http://www.thetyee.ca/News/2015/07/0...-Power-Harper/

[Johann]

Harper has been hammering us Canadians with his relentless attack ads. He is Hitler incarnate with his vitriol for Mulcair and Trudeau. He is using fear (just like George W. Bush did) to win the election, and he's pretty confident it will work in spades.
I hope Canadians are paying attention...

Debates begin next month. Can't wait. Mulcair will shine. He'll slice & Dice both Steve and Justin. More so Steve...
Harper likes to keep people guessing at all times. But I got his number and I will celebrate when he's defeated. He cannot win in any fashion. Look at his record and look at what he's criminally done in the name of elections (Dean del Mastro & Tar Paby Pierre? Anyone?)

I think Harper is in denial big time here. Woe to the man who tries to run the country all by himself by fiat....
We should have grief counselors on standby. He may become a suicide bomber if we don't. Somebody...anybody..even Tory caucus members....brace yourselves...Harper will lose and you will need trauma units on standby...have blood donors ready...IV drips of Tim Hortons may also be necessary...

[Johann]

Stephen Harper has a very creepy leer these days. He's eerily confident, like Hunter S. Thompson said Bush was when he was running against Al Gore: "The tip off was the old man. The leer on his face was like a wolf with a sheep in its mouth. Its fate was sealed, and so was Al Gore's"


Keep leering Harper. This thread can go on for decades if you want it to. Then I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine. LOL

[Johann]

This is a travesty. An absolute outrage. Pulitzer Prize winning journalist Paul Watson has quit the Toronto Star. And I would too.
I'm sick of coward Harper's political interference in the TRUTH!
Get Harper up against the fucking wall! Zap-strap his fuckin' hands! Blindfold the cocksucker and LOAD YOUR RIFLES, MEN!


http://news.nationalpost.com/news/ca...gnation-820147

[Johann]

A little bird has told me to be on the lookout for Harper winning a majority again.
Incredulous, I replied "That's not possible".
The bird replied: "It is possible. Think about who you're talking about. Harper is FrankenNixon, and he has been spending the last 4 years making sure he will be in power forever. Don't be shocked if he wins another Majority. He has found many ways to subvert the electoral process. 2011 was only the start. This year the corruption is unhidden and in-your-face. Brace yourself for another Harper majority, J.".

I've gotten over my shock of the possibility.
Canada's political system is just as fucked up and corrupt as the USA.
Not a shade different.
Harper bought this election, like he bought the last one.
The Fix is IN, THE SUCKFISH SAID.....

[Johann]

Canada is officially in a recession, and Harper is "All about the Economy". Right-O.

We were in a recession 7 years ago weren't we? Wasn't there some kind of "economic crisis" in 2008? I seem to recall that....
That seems vaguely familiar...Harper was PM 7 years ago..and we have Deja-Vu...Who Knew?!?!

If Canadians vote for their Leader based on how well the economy is doing, according to most Tories, then Harper should be fucking fired. SHOULDN'T HE??? He doesn't "manage" the economic situation in Canada. He just fuckin' pitifully REACTS to the news of recession and says his policies have nothing to do with it. How much of fucking DUPES are Canadians? Harper is a fuckin' moron when it comes to managing the economy. Conservatives love to shout "IT'S THE ECONOMY, STUPID!". Yeah, it sure is, Clowns.
And we're in the third recession since Harper took over.
Something is clearly wrong here.
Can you guess what it is?
Can you connect the dots?
Do you have a clue?

There's a rumour that Harper will call the election the first week of August, to change the channel on Nigel Wright's testimony at the Mike Duffy trial. The fix is fucking in, folks. Remember we heard a "rumour" that Harper was gonna call a spring election- in order to avoid Duffy's trial altogether. He must've been told that the prelims of the trial would be no political threat- that the trial only becomes explosive when Nigel testifies, which would not have been for a few months. Harper is the most calculating slimeball we've ever seen in the PMO. He doesn't "Lead". All he does (and ever did) is plan for how he can keep his fat ass in the PMO.

IF Canadians don't know this by now then they deserve Herr Helmet Head as their Fuhrer.
I will always want to rip his throat out with my bare hands.
And I will always tear him a new asshole right here. Bank on it.

[Johann]

Here's something else that really fuckin' bothers me. A few months ago Justin Trudeau was my choice for Prime Minister, based on the fact that the NDP have never held power and no one wanted to give them a chance. Tom Mulcair is CLEARLY, OBVIOUSLY the best choice for Prime Minister, but political realities were hindering his chances. A) Trudeau was in the race. Hard to ignore the significance of his name B) The NDP were considered a fringe socialist party who can't be trusted to Lead- they've never held power. and C) Canadians think Bush was good for the world, so naturally Harper is the choice for PM.



But since the NDP won a Majority in Alberta (an astonishing thing, actually. I'm still kind of in disbelief that that happened) the National stage has shifted in Mulcair's favour, but I suspect it's all smoke and mirrors, all a ploy. If Harper wins another majority government then there's NO DOUBT THAT THE FIX WAS IN. And I'm leaning toward that being the de-facto situation, because what has happened to Trudeau? It's like he's not even visible! Where are his vicious attack ads against Harper? Considering the unbelievably shit-tastic attack ads Harper is using against Justin, he should be annihilating Harper with brutally honest attack ads- no spin would even be required! Just use clips of Harper's own voice and face, like the Tories do to you. Who is in control of the Liberal War Room?
Because from my seat, it looks like Trudeau isn't even in the race. Maybe he's just a Potemkin placeholder, like all of Harper's Ministers. WHERE ARE YOU, JUSTIN? There's an election on, you know...There's a reason why I said you're not ready. You don't seem to know who you're up against. You don't appear to have any fire in your gut to be Prime Minister. What the fuck are you doing? ANd I have to question your judgement in accepting Toronto Police Chief Bill Blair as a new MP. What the flying fuck is that shit all about??? Blair was the man overseeing security at the G20 fiasco in 2010 in Toronto. He's HARPER'S BOY, not yours!!


This election is looking like a disaster.

[Johann]

Harper has demolished the Canadian dollar this week to boost his chances of re-election:

http://www.straight.com/news/491141/...nce-reelection

[Johann]

Alright.

Now I can stop with the "covering all the bases". Harper has not stolen this election, and neither is he going to get a Majority Government again. I can unequivocally say that Tom Mulcair is the best politician on the Hill, and stands poised to become our greatest Prime Minister. I follow this shit closely. Harper is finished, Trudeau has done a free-fall, and Mulcair has shown he knows exactly what he's doing and always did. He played the "long game", (like I did with this thread) and he's a Winner for it.

I spent 4 years here building the case for Harper's annihilation, and if you think it was for nought I got news for you.
The election will be called any day now by Herr Helmet Head and he will get TROUNCED.
This election is the fulfillment of "Le Bon Jack" Layton's legacy. Mulcair did not get in a rut when Jack passed away, on the contrary, his strength of conviction became almost like mercury. He became Leader of the NDP and reached out to his candidates, reached out to his caucus. They responded, they worked hard (VERY hard I may add) to be the best Official Opposition since Diefenbaker.

And now they stand poised to make History.
I hope you're watching Jack!
WE DIDN'T LET ANYONE TELL US IT COULDN'T BE DONE.