A musical film is judged by different standards, just as an action movie is judged against other action movies or romance movies are discussed differently than a horror movie is. We call them genres and classify them thus. The musical is as old as sound movies. The very first sound movie was a musical – The Jazz Singer. Ever since that time, Hollywood has trotted out the old horse with a different coat of paint every year or so, hoping we won’t notice it’s still the same old horse. It used to be musicals were one of the standard films up for awards – films like Gigi, My Fair Lady, The Sound of Music, Oliver, Funny Girl – all excellent examples of the genre. No longer. They’ve become relics. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s prediction in 1996 that with “Evita” he was going to single-handedly bring back the movie musical landed with a resounding thud. Many loved “Evita” but many found Madonna a poor choice. Accomplished director Alan Parker (Mississippi Burning, Midnight Express – both won him a nomination for Best Director) was not able to deliver the goods – and the score had more than one good memorable song! (Unlike “Les Miz” which really only has one). I’ve spent my life collecting soundtrack albums from Broadway versions and film versions of musicals. Sometime the soundtrack is better than the movie or the play! “Hair” was one such instance. I attended the premier in Hollywood with klieg lights and everything! Milos Forman (One flew over the cuckoo’s nest and Amadeus) was in attendance. You should have seen his face change from one full of smiles to one of panic when he heard groans in the theater. He left before the end to avoid questions. It bombed!
Modern musicals are like opening restaurants. Most fail. As I’ve said on this site many times. I can count on my fingers the number of truly successful musical films (and The Jazz Singer was one of them. Even The Wizard of Oz was a box office failure during its first release and lost money. We love it today because they played it on TV a thousand times. But back in 1939, audiences hated it. They thought it was silly. If you don’t believe me, read the reviews). Hooper tried an experiment. To achieve realism, he wanted the actors to sing on the set. In order to achieve this feat, he had to create special microphones that would pick up the actors voices but wouldn’t pick up the rustle of clothing, not an easy thing to do. Kubrick tried to shoot a movie in candlelight. He succeeded but the movie sucked. Too bad, because most people regard him as a genius – he wasted innovative technique on a bad script and bad actors. While director Hooper did use playback on the set of the orchestration (they use a pulse-sync on the playback that is matched later in post-production), the straining voices and over-dramatization of songs ruins the music. Many loved her performance, but I consider Anne Hathaway’s quivering lip on “I dreamed the dream” a distraction. All of this dramatic screeching and caterwauling tends to play down the music and play up the drama. Otherwise, why have singing at all? Just make it a drama and be done with it! You can’t say, well, we’ll have a little bit singing because it was based on the play, but it’s mostly drama. Really? Aye there’s the rub! Directors at the helm who love to meddle with a medium they don’t understand tend to scuttle the ship. You take a perfectly good musical like “South Pacific” and then cast an Italian star who cannot sing bass and a young male star who cannot sing baritone with two of the most recognized songs of their era. Really? The singing by Rossano Brazzi had to be dubbed by Giorgio Tozzi, a famous operatic bass. Even then the heavy Italian accent of Brazzi was a laugh, as the part of Emile was that of a Frenchman!
I will give it to Hugh Jackman. He has played in musical theater on Broadway and in Australia. He’s very good and accomplish, even singing a special opening for his hosting job at the Oscars, “I am Wolverine!” (which was a hoot). But even someone as trained as Jackman knows that in order to deliver a good rendition of a song, you need time to work with an orchestra and the arranger and the producer to make a song work. Otherwise, musicians could just play in any old place, strike up a tune, record it and there you are. You have to give the music community a little more credit, Tab. Some of us do know what we’re talking about when it comes to music and musicals. Now if we were discussing horror movies. I’d be mute. That is one genre about which I know very little.
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