Canada votes 2015

[Johann]

I gotta post about Kevin O'Leary- Fuckhead of Fuckheads.
This oblivious shitstain bald idiot is offering $1 million to have Alberta Premier Rachel Notley step down.
Um, first of all, the financial crisis in Alberta is due to the oil prices, not the fucking government. Notley just got the fucking job, like Trudeau. Does Mr. Horrible know that CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENTS oversaw this evil shit for the last fuckin' decade?
They were the architects and stewards of this disaster, not the Liberals, not the NDP.

If I saw O'Leary on the street I might shatter his kneecaps. But he doesn't walk on the street. He takes limos and basks in his horrific ego all damn day. What the fuck would you do without money, Kevvy? Your head would probably explode, and spray all that light confetti everywhere...lol
If martial law ever hits Canada, guess what Johann does? He goes headhunting. For cowardly, fat, egomaniacal rich clowns who are begging to have their skulls caved in. Then he will roast their corpses over a roaring fire. And then he will smile the smile of smiles....

:)

[Johann]

Stephen Harper is not being investigated for fraud or corruption or crimes against humanity.
Just like Bush and Cheney skated...

Even tho Canada is beautiful, is a country I love, it's still a banana republic, and it probably will be for the next 5 to 10 years.
The damage Harper wrought is that great. Look at how little Obama "Changed" in a decade- it amounts to a hill of beans.
That's what corporate "synthesis" will get you: A BIG ZERO.

No matter what government you talk about on planet Earth they embody hypocrisy.

"Hypocrisy is not just a petty human foible. It is the corrupted essence of our human predicament, our existential predicament."- Stanley Kubrick

[Johann]

Alberta Premier Rachel Notley shot back *AWESOMELY* at first-class dipshit Kevin O'Leary:

"The last time wealthy businessmen tried to tell Albertans how to Vote, I ended up Premier. If he wants to do it again, BRING IT ON!"


That's My Girl, Rachel! Take no guff from these porker swine. Let 'em choke on their own Shittiness!

[Chris Knipp]

I guess the new regime in Canada is an improvement so far?

[Johann]

Yes, it's a big improvement, in terms of tone of the government, in terms of honesty and transparency to the public. But we still have to see if it's a facade, if the whole thing was just a ruse to get elected. Trudeau cannot look like a hypocrite here. he cannot let Canadians down, and I think he knows it. He's quite aware of what Canadians want- and that's because he talks to them, he met with thousands and thousands face-to-face, and many did not hold back. Many read him the riot act. He knows what's at stake here.
He knows that he can be gone in 4 short years if he doesn't "make Canada Great again" LOL

I'm watching with a laser eye, of course.

[Johann]

The comments on the CBC newspage about Kevin O'Leary's ridiculous offer to Rachel Notley are priceless.

Some choice cuts:
-Please keep Conrad Black and Kevin O'Leary out of the headlines. They're just morally bankrupt spoiled rich kids, just cheap imitations of Trump.

-O'Leary only cares about collecting money- the lowest form of human entertainment.

-Typical pouting one-percenter who will stoop to any depths to regain control of a government who isn't dancing under their puppet strings.

-There's a reason Kevin O'Leary only held one job in his entire life. (And that was at a company where his father was a senior executive).

-Everytime this blowhard opens his yap, Notley's popularity rises

-O'Leary was on Celebrity Jeopardy! and ended up with MINUS $2800!!!! Nuff Said!!

-What's bad for O'Leary is most certainly GOOD FOR US!

[Chris Knipp]

Keep observing with the laser eye, and keep reporting to us, please.

[Johann]

Kevin O'Leary says he's considering running for Leadership of the Conservative party.
I say GO FOR IT KEVVY! ha ha ha

Nothing would make me happier than seeing you run for Tory Leadership.
Because guess what Goof?
Conservatives will never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER win power in Canada again.
Did you hear that?
NEVER AGAIN.
Harper destroyed your chances of ever being PM.
Maybe you should speak to him? Maybe get some insight into why he did that to you?
Seriously- find out from the fucker IN PERSON why you'll never have a hope in hell of holding power in any capacity.
You're amusing, Kevvy. But not as amusing as Trump.
By all means RUN for Tory leadership! LOL
I endorse you for party leader. ALL THE WAY BABY...

[Johann]

I can just imagine O'Leary in Question Period. Can you?
"Mr. Speaker, my stimulus spending is making my friends wealthier than they've ever been before. This is the JOB of government, Mr. Speaker. My socialist colleagues across the aisle want ALL Canadians to do well. ONLY the friends of the Prime Minister should benefit, Mr. Speaker. And clearly, Canadians are my friends- they voted me into this office!"

Speaker of the House: "SOME Canadians voted you in, Honorable Prime Minsiter...and now, the Honorable member from Timmins-James Bay":

Charlie Angus: "Mr. Speaker, Richie Rich is out of Order and is in contempt of Parliament".

[Johann]

Have no fear Canada.

O'Leary's got 4 LONG years to get ready for the PMO, and he will never learn the French language. Those 2 things alone mean he'll never be Prime Minister. O'Leary never even learned to tie his own shoes. The fact that Tories are even entertaining the idea of O'Leary as Leader proves that they always were fucked-up Republican idiots.

Enjoy your breakfast. I'm here for you.

[Chris Knipp]

Keep it up. :)

[Johann]

Stephen Harper has not resigned. He still sits in the House of Commons. What the fuck for, Asshat?
You got obliterated. And I mean obliterated: The electorate swung from a Tory majority to a Liberal majority in one fearsome pendulum swing!
That's never happened before in Canada!
Pack your shit. Get the fuck out. No one wants to see you Steve, in the House, on the street, on TV or ANYWHERE.
Fuck off and die. Enjoy your loveless marriage and spoiled kids. You are persona non grata, shitstain.

You should have to return every penny you stole from taxpayers. And because you can't, you should sit in jail.

[Chris Knipp]

Berlusconi's still around in Italy, Sarkozy's still around in France, why not Harper in Canada? They don't give up so easy.

[Johann]

LOL Yep, like really evil fungi...

[Johann]

More good news:
The National Capital Commission has voted to move the "Memorial to the Victims of Communism" that Harper and his retard pals wanted to place on the lawn of the Supreme Court. Hallelujah. Sanity has returned to Ottawa!
It will now be moved to an APPROPRIATE location.
How do you like them apples, Pierre Poilivere? Your peepee's been whacked!