Rush Limbaugh = Scourge. CIA puppet. Faker.

[Johann]

I'm starting a new thread.
This thread will entail me unloading my political arsenal on Rush Limbaugh, also known as Jim Morrison. Yes, the former "dead" lead singer of the Doors. I've been a die-hard Doors fan since I was 17 years old, and last August I discovered that my Mentor, my Hero, was a fraud. That he's not dead. See, he DID tell us so, that he was a CHANGELING.

I have the power to remove him from the air. He was a fugitive when he went to France in 1971. The only way he's still alive and playing another "role" of a demi-God complex "too good to be true" archetype is if he's a black operative in the CIA, which he is. His father was CIA too. (Admiral Steve Morrison) He's not from Missouri. He's from Florida, where his "Southern Command" sits now, in Palm Beach.

Watch what I'm gonna do with this thread. I PUT RUSH LIMBAUGH ON TRIAL. I will remove him from behind his fake gold Sinatra EIB ("Everything I Believe=Everything Is Bullshit") microphone. Rush is responsible for Trump winning the election. So I'm taking direct aim at him. And he can't squirm away from me. YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE JOHANN.
Pack Yer Bags Rushie....
I'm gonna do what no Journalist in America has the BALLS to do.
Watch me destroy a Satanic Fraud.

[Johann]

Rush likes to "Unpack" things.
He's very eager to "Unpack" all of the Washington scandals, news, Hill Happenings, and for a guy who is NOT President, he's as well-informed as Pappy Bush was with morning CIA briefings. Seriously- Rush has dossiers and dossiers of intel at his disposal..amazing for a radio host to be privy to such information. Being a fraud puppet with connections has it's perks. Rush likes to golf almost as much as Trump, and I have a real problem with that. I have a real problem with Jim Morrison on a golf course. It's just as disturbing to me as Alice Cooper loving golf. Something is truly fucked up about that...

I will unceremoniously rip this fat fucking clown a new BoGrove asshole with this thread. My research and insight into that man is staggering, and I will unload it all here. Be amazed. I was born to do this. For 25 years I adhered to the philosophy of a man that I thought was dead, that I revered in a way that he never knew. To find out that he is not only alive, but as a wretched, stinking, lying, right-wing shitstain of a blowhard made me "Leave the Matrix". Well, now I'm back. And I'm ready to claim my Crown.

Jim Morrison stole 25 years of my life. I'm gonna steal his soul back from Satan, who is his employer.
Start shining up my Pulitzer Prize, cuz I'm gonna make some fat cats sweat cigar bullets...

[Johann]

FIRST THINGS FIRST:

Rush, I have to tell ya: The day I get behind Trump is the day that he announces he's shutting down the CIA and overhauling the FBI.
And since the CIA got him the White House, we know how that's gonna go, don't we?
A caller called in to Rush's show today (a longtime listener, Trump supporter) who said that the CIA can "Make it Look" like Russians hacked things. Rush quickly agreed, admitting like a Dashboard Madonna that he knew that's possible. Well Gee Rush, if you knew that, why have you NEVER MENTIONED IT ON AIR???
I mean, only when a keen caller calls in and points it out does he chirp about how that's very possible, how he knew it all along...
You're very SELECTIVE about what you reveal on-air, aren't ya, Rushie? Very "cherry-picker" about what you present to the "Fruited Plain". LOL

I've got ya by your fat pencilneck, and I'm a-gonna squeeze it until your deaf, blind and dumb EYEBALLS pop out of your Oxy-Poppin' HEAD.

[Johann]

I've been listening to Rush's podcasts for months now, and I listen to him daily. Sometimes Live, sometimes long after the broadcast.

He always says "great to have you here" to his listeners, but he doesn't care. It's all an act. He is an Ac-Tor.
And since he was a student at UCLA he's been an Ac-Tor.
He's not just acting- he's thinking very deftly on his feet- especially when he takes on-air callers. Will discuss that later. I can dissect him like a Peace Frog...

How is he Jim Morrison you ask? Well, he's got the cosmetic surgery scars from a botched procedure. He's had Nips and tucks, and how many I'm not sure. His nose has got a new bridge, and his hair seems to be implants. He's also deaf, and he wears a cochlear implant to help him hear. He said once that he looked at his deafness as a challenge to allow him to keep working. Now, the birthdate of Rush Limbaugh is not the same as Jim Morrison, nor is the birthplace. Rush is supposedly from Cape Girardeau, Missouri. He's not. He's from Melbourne Florida, the son of a Naval Intelligence officer/CIA man. It's the eyes that SCREAM (like a Butterfly) it's him. The eyes are the dead giveaway. And the teeth. And the Demi-God Complex...
The most glaring difference is his voice. He sounds nothing like Jim Morrison, right? He has admitted in an interview that he can change his throat muscles, which is something Jim Morrison could do- Jim could go from a croon to a scream.
The inflections and tone of his voice is clearly that of W.C. Fields- which he probably studied for years to get down pat.
The biggest hurdle for me to get over in believing it was him was the voice. The voice is a real mind-fuck. The visual isn't so bad because I know he doesn't care about his looks, even though he was a very good looking dude in the Doors. He couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with fistfuls of gold and hundreds now...not least of which because he needs viagra, and was busted for smuggling it into Florida..

He played the "Kingly" role of the Lizard King in the 60's, a counter-culture Icon, a leftist Avenging Angel in black leather, too-good-to-be-True, with gold record after gold record, until he thought he had his head in his hands in 1969. But he was still under MK. Still a puppet, still a weapon, still his Daddy's son. He was probably told "Do this or we will abandon you", So he did it, and clearly OVER-DID it, because now he's fat and deaf and blind and dumb old Rush, on the air to be Revered...a sad, pathetic crystal ship, a fragile vessel, the car crash, sacrificed for the Household.

[Johann]

So I have this theory that Rush Limbaugh has been programmed as a weapon, (twice in his life- MK's greatest test subject!) and he conquered the Leftists/Liberals in the sixties and conquered the Righties/Conservatives in the 90's. And now, he's finishing the plan. The Alistair Crowley plan...Barbara Bush (old hag; mother of Loser Dubya and wife of Satanic clown pappy George Sr.) is the illegitimate daughter of Crowley, and I learned that Angela Merkel is actually the daughter of Adolph Hilter- scandalous, outrageous stuff, huh? Nope. It's the TRUTH. Do some research some day. You'll be amazed what you dig up...

Rush Limbaugh is a Master at Obfuscation. Truly, he is. He can obfuscate like nobody I've ever seen or heard. He can reel you into some bullshit that is so wack....only because he is an intellectual badass. I know Jim Morrison better than I know my own father. And I'm telling you- he is an EVIL genius. He's a genius, no doubt about it- but he's an EVIL fucking genius. And what blows my mind is nobody has blown the whistle on this guy. What a well-maintained MYTH!!!!
I fell for it hook line and sinker, and I consider myself a pretty sharp cat.
Luckily, I found out on my own. No one informed me. So I'm doing what no one did for me: Let the cat out of the bag for all of the fans who got burned just as bad as I did. I lost 25 years of my life, lost my purpose, my mentor. And he was always staring at me in plain sight...I knew Rush Limbaugh when I was in high school. I've ALWAYS known who he was. But I never for one second put two and two together. So be warned...the CIA will turn you into a mind-control experiment BY PROXY, KIDS...

[Johann]

So today Rushie was bloviating about how United Airlines kicked 4 people off a flight for staff and bloodied some dude up in the process. Apparently he was belligerent after being bumped off his flight. Rush isn't qualified to comment on this story as he was kicked off a flight for the same behavior in the sixties, only that time he was drunk, on his way to a Stones concert.
So what if he "met the terms of the deal" Rush? The small print on any ticket says you can be bumped. We all know they overbook flights. Apparently this guy was a doctor, who had patients waiting the next day and was really upset over losing his seat. OK, but he also was found to be a guy offering oxycontin to patients for sex. And lost his license for it. How did he get it back is the issue, but no, Rushie goes to the fact that he was bloodied up, roughed up, and it makes the airline look like thugs. To me the whole thing is ridiculous. Handled horribly on all sides. Rush wants to lay blame. Fine. Blow yer hot air, Rushbo...

He mentioned being shitcanned from ESPN over racist comments. Good. Because he is a racist pig. Unabashedly so. He BARELY conceals his ridiculous racism.
He mentioned Sean Spicer's unforced error when he said Hitler never used chemical weapons or gas. What a fuckin' retard...how do holocaust deniers get the job of Press secretary??????Rush says he was "being a good soldier". I fuckin' know what being a good soldier means. I was one. Not a model long-time serving soldier, but a good one. Honorably released. And lying and obfuscating and being completely oblivious to History just doesn't cut it. Who the fuck
IS this guy Sean Spicer? And how the fuck is he qualified in any fashion to be press secretary? He looks like he's the guy who picks up Trump's dry-cleaning.

[Johann]

Rush says that Trump is having "Major Success Stories" that the media are not reporting on.
Oh?
What would those be, Rushie? The special election in Kansas? 6.8% victory? Big whoop. Talking to the Chi-Coms with one phone call? Please.
And if the Chinese are not gonna be siding with North Korea, all that tells me is they are sharing the spoils cautiously.
A Fisa Warrant has been issued for investigating Trump's collusion with Russian officials and Rush poo-poohs it all, saying Roger Stone, Carter Page, and Paul Manafort were all above board, when I know for a FACT that Manafort is a money launderer. Not good. Without even knowing him I know it. I hope he hangs. He's shady as fuck.
Rush plugs a book about Hillary's 2016 campaign- odd, no? Why ever mention her? If you won? Idiot?
Rush, the media are not "casting about" looking for dirt on Trump. He serves up his incompetence and clearly opportunistic administration minions DAILY. Trump says he didn't fail with health care. Huh? You failed so fucking badly- on your first bill!!!-it was hilarious. No President has ever had their first bill fail, right?
TEN YEARS Republicans were barking and chirping and chiming about repealing Obamacare. Then the day comes and.....nothing.No bill. They have to scramble to cobble together a shit-tastic bill. Wow.

[Johann]

Rush says the key to understanding Trump is that with him "everything is a negotiation". Wrong Rush. "Everything is a CON".
And you know it.

He says that Liberals are unable to comprehend him (or most in Washington) because of his business acumen, which he's bringing to the Capitol. So disingenuous Rush...so disparaging and slighting of smart political people. They understand negotiation and business, dipshit. Quit being such a smug prick. It's not impressive. In fact it's a sickness with you, not a good side of "America"...
Cheap shots are the American way?
Rush also said that Trump is 71, and he's not changing his ways. Duh. You didn't have to tell me that, Rushie.
Just stop with the insults to your audience's intelligence. It gets so old.
Rush never mentions that Trump's co-writer of "The Art of the Deal" said point-blank that Trump is a fraud.
Rush never mentions Trump University, a business, not a school, that went tits up and he had to pay millions to victims.

This orange nightmare is President? I have to "make an effort" to understand him? I've known who Trump is since I was 15.
He didn't impress me then, and now I just sneer at his incestuous, ridonkulous visage...he'll get what's coming to him. And we thought Dubya was horrible? Wowza.

[Johann]

I have a copy of Rush's second book, "See, I Told You So"- an arrogant, smarmy, goading title for a book if I ever heard one- and I will refer to it often. It's his manifesto against Liberalism, and I can rip it apart like a Thanksgiving turkey.

In his acknowledgements, he admits he had not much to do with it, and that it was cobbled together basically under pressure because his first book was a smash bestseller. ("The Way Things Ought To Be"). It was edited by his brother "David" (snicker- his actual brother's name is Andy), and he extends deep gratitude to his good friend Roger Ailes (whatever happened to old Roger? LOL) for offering a crack addict to be his research specialist. (?) from Ailes Communications...is that a sexual abuse school? He also admits others helped him put the book together, like the editors of his newsletter & Judith Regan, who added "spicy augmentations" and "surgical erasures" and defended against the "customary Leftist quarters", while "Learning together the price of being politically incorrect in the world of New York publishing"- What an asshole, huh?

Then he butters up his readers by saying : "Finally, I thank my Wonderful audience, without whom none of this would be possible. Your loyalty ond support mean so much".- Reel 'em in, PT Barnum...........

In the introduction he takes off like an Apollo Rocket of Arrogance:
You hold in your hot little hands, MY FRIENDS, America's next publishing milestone. Soon, "See, I Told You So" will eclipse all publishing records known in the English-speaking world-most of which, by the way, were set by my first tome, "The Way Things Ought To Be". The Rush Limbaugh radio program soared to new, previously uncharted heights in the annals of Marconi's invention. My television show also became the nation's hottest new late-night program. "The Limbaugh Letter", my stellar journal of opinion, became what is arguably the most successful start-up publication in history. And of course, we all know about the first book, which is setting records in hardcover sales as this follow-up goes to press. I've conquered radio, television, the newsletter business, and the book world.

Bloviate much, Rush? Puff yerself up much? Toot yer own horn much? Flaunt your ego much? Shit on people much?

[Johann]

He has this galactic Arrogance and Conceit...he is deeply involved in conceit. (and a prescription drug addiction).
Check out these "holier-than-thou" morsels from his introduction:

Why have I been so successful in areas where so many others have failed? What accounts for the unprecedented popularity of my words? (I know Jim- You're "a Word Man, Better than a Bird man..." LOL) How do I defy the odds? It's really quite simple. (Yes it is, Rushie. You've been an entertainer and weapon since 1965!)

People respond to what I say because it is right.- Wrong. People respond to what you say because you know HOW to say shit. You know what truthful nuggets to drop into your narrative in order to get them on your side! You don't fool me anymore, Jushbo...You had me as Jim, Guilty, but as Rush, I make a Grave for the Unknown Soldier...

My wit and wisdom are like a lifeline of reason tossed to a culture nearly drowning in confusion and murkiness.- I actually agree with you on this one, Rushie. To your listeners, you are the Lizard King, leading them to "Celebrate Symbols in deep Elder redwood forests..."Out here we is hopped up on Oxys..."- which, by the way, Rush is tranked out on opiates on most days. You can usually tell, if you listen REAL CLOSE...I don't think he can do the show without them. He's an addict thru and thru...

No wonder more people are clinging to my hopeful and incisive words every day.- No wonder indeed. When you know the game, you can con the people...That book was published in 1993, I was 18. Rush was championing a return to the Republic for which the USA stands, and seven years later he got it. Then what happened? That's right. BOOM BOOM.
September 11th, 2001.

And right now, it is eerily similar to George W. Bush's honeymoon period, with gross incompetence and negligence abounding, an oblivious President always on vacation, who when asked if he authorized the "Mother Of All Bombs" in Afghanistan this week, he wouldn't answer. Nothing but cowboy posturing, just like Dubya. Deja Vu all over again...only this time it won't be a mere 3000 die...

[Johann]

Ray Manzarek famously said once: "In order to be a Doors fan you have to be INTELLIGENT".

I just thought he was flattering me and all of the smart Doors fans.
But now I know what he really meant. The Doors are a U.S. Intelligence "counter-culture" Psy-Op, designed to neutralize potential threat "leftists" by providing an archetype and philosophy that cannot be resisted. And boy, did it ever do it's job! You can only "love" the Doors unless you understand all of the symbolic double-meanings and tropes. You can't be a passive listener. If you are, you're not really a Doors fan. Last August when I discovered Jim as Rush on a night I will NEVER forget, I tried to understand how he can be this guy when they are seemingly polar opposites. But the more I delved into it, the more I realized he's not that different from Jim at all. He's the exact same. Only now he's working RIGHT synthesis instead of the LEFT...
His second book is dedicated to his grandfather, "the Limbaugh America should know"- which tells me that Jim is doing this for his father. On the When You're Strange (Tom DiCillo film) DVD special features, there's an interview with Jim's father, the Admiral Steve Morrison. The only interview you'll ever see of Jim's father, actually. In it he lies, he states that Jim "Was a good man. He had high ethical standards". Now, that statement strikes me as batshit insane coming from him, and only makes sense if he's speaking about Rush (also his son!). Rush tows the Conservative line his daddy adhered to with a Vengeance.

What was the Admiral doing on the day his son "DIED" on July 3, 1971?
He was de-commissioning his own ship.
Was he de-commissioning his own son too? As a "Rock Star"?
Yes he was.

[Johann]

So what was it that confirmed for me that Rush is Jim Morrison? It was a combination of the eyes and the video of his first TV appearance in 1988 on a "fake" cable access show. On that show the host "interviews" Rush, and at one point he says he's gonna play a game, kinda like "Jeopardy!". He holds up a sign to Rush that says "A HIGH SLUM RUB" on it. He asks Rush what it refers to.
Rush says he has no idea. The host says it's what you get when you re-arrange the letters of "Rush Limbaugh"- an anagram, Like Jim Morrison had with "Mr. Mojo Risin'"...Rush says "I would never have known. THEY WARNED ME ABOUT YOU...." in his best W.C. Fields voice...That was all I needed, but when he breaks into his Betty Boop voice to sing Clarence Frogman Henry's "Ain't got no Home"....that was the absolute clincher. I knew right then and there that it WAS HIM.

So if anyone wants to post about how I'm insane to say Rush is Jim Morrison- shut yer trap. I'm a Doors EXPERT, paco...Ask anyone who really knows me. It's fucking him. I looked at every image I could find of Rush to confirm it. The eyes don't lie...I did a trace of his teeth too-perfect match. His mole- same as Jim's. He's 5'11"- same as Jim was. The only thing needed is a DNA test, or the grave to be exhumed...but Jim's father put the ki-bosh on a petition by fans to dig him up, to end all speculation and confusion about his death. Fishy, no?


Rush LOVES pointing out the fact that nobody thought Trump had a shot at winning. Hey Rush: Trump did not "win". He was handed the Presidency on a silver platter, and on election night Trump's ENTIRE team never knew the outcome. That was BY DESIGN. Hillary and Obama and Trump are all on the same team, all Satanists, all serve Jacob & Evelyn Rothschild. Not one is innocent or has the interests of "We The People" at heart. On the contrary, these "Globalists" that Rush whines about and rails against? THEY ARE THE U.S. GOVERNMENT! They just don't tell anybody! And Rush knows it.

Allow me to "UNPACK" his last show (Good Friday, April 14, 2017):

[Johann]

He opened talking about how Democrats are being "introspective" about their election loss.
Rush says they "keep on losing"- um, no they don't Rush. They've had victory after victory in these first 100 days of Trump's "admin".
He's right that Hillary rigged the primary against Bernie, just like Obama did to her in 2008. But he's DEAD WRONG about people feeling sorry for Hillary. She ran a shitty campaign, one she took for granted. These well-heeled political operatives had no idea that Trump could snatch a win. They underestimated the anger/pent-up racism toward Obama. They rested on their laurels, of which there were NONE to actually speak of. Hillary thought she was "owed" the Presidency, and that not only angered Republicans, but also Democrats who saw Bernie as the sensible choice, a better, bolder new choice, despite his age. Yet Hillary rigged the primary, screwing the Democratic party and the country in the process. Thanks, CUNT!


Trump has no clue what he's doing, despite Rush and Trump supporters saying he's doing EXACTLY what he said he was gonna do.
He's not. He actually has NO POWER. The military and CIA and FBI are operating AROUND HIM. Trump authorizes NOTHING. Trump writes no laws, no legislation. He's just a potemkin placeholder, a fact that Rush is keenly aware of yet NEVER mentions, curiously...

Rush barks about leaks and leakers all the time, but he has no clue who's doing it. He calls them "Obama In-Beds" or "deep State" leakers. Gee Rush, do you think people are leaking info like crazy simply because Trump is worse as President than a toddler of age 6 months? Do you suppose that could be it? That this guy is such a bag of hammers that anybody and everybody is spilling the beans?

Anybody with a brain knows that this is an unprecedented Oval Office gang here - complete Numpties, completely oblivious shitstains, who have no clue how to govern, and more importantly: DON'T WANT TO GOVERN. We all know that after a decade or 8 years of a President the people want change, they want some new blood. But if you replace the old blood with new blood that HAS NO CLUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING, then disasters will occur. People will die. And blame will be misplaced. It never fails- see Dubya's admin and all who died under his "SERVICE TO AMERICA"...
I think a lot of people will die, and Trump will be blamed but nothing will happen. No one will hold him to account, just like no one held Dubya to account. These fuckers get away with murder, and nobody seems to give a damn...

Rush always mentions that there is NO EVIDENCE of collusion with Russia. But he never mentions that it's because the CIA orchestrated all that. He NEVER rams home the idea that the CIA probably planted those seeds of doubt- first with the e-mails, then with colluding with Russia. As citizens, how do we suss out the truth? Are we supposed to take the word of Comey??? A guy who is a complete moron??
What proof of collusion WOULD be the smoking gun, Rush? To me it's Paul Manafort. He's the evidence. Just look at him! He looks and acts like a cheap rented hustler who couldn't wait to make some "deals" of his own...

Rush thinks all kinds of countries were spying on Trump before the election, and that it wasn't because they thought he would win. He thinks it was because they were looking forward to some favours from Hillary later, after she won: "Look what we did for you!". That's possible, but I refuse to believe that these political "geniuses" could not foresee a backlash. Michael Moore warned us that Trump could win, and so did I. In fact, I put Trump forward as "The Choice", tongue-in-cheek, just to see what would happen. YIKES...
Americans actually thought Trump was Presidential material...UNREAL.

I agree with Rush that Hillary winning a Senate seat from New York does NOT qualify her to be President. Obama campaigning for her that she's the "Most qualified person to ever run" was ridonkulous and contributed to the shock of the loss. If the opposition to Trump is in a panic to get rid of him, they need not worry. If Dubya flamed out so fast, Trump will spontaneously combust. It's just a matter of time.Trump's ego is more fragile than an eggshell. He does get influenced by the last person who talked to him, despite Rushie poo-poohing it. Rush says that there is "An intricately woven web of deceit here" against Trump. Really, Rush? Intricately woven web of deceit? Or an orchestrated and well-intentioned take-down operation? Because Trump threatens the very future of America?

Unpack that, Jabba the Limbaugh!

[Johann]

The best part of Friday's show was listening to this Lying Moron plug his brother "David"'s book on Christ: "The True Jesus".

Jim Morrison was/is a Satanist, who openly blasphemed, and if you look at the CD sleeve of the Doors box set disc 4 ("Band Favorites"), you'll see the band all sitting around an Idol/Totem/Statue of Alistair Crowley, paying Homage to their Master.
Jim is a member of the Saturn Death Cult, a satanic cult. And his name is "The Exterminating Angel" in the cult, which tells me he probably sacrificed children on the Owl altar at Bohemian Grove, or was a High Priest overseeing it. Maybe he still is, on weekends. Who knows?

The Admiral Steve Morrison was quoted as saying "RULES ARE MADE TO BE INTELLIGENTLY BROKEN", and you can bet your sweet bibby that Jim/Rush adheres to that exact same philosophy. Jim was interested in the writings of Nietzsche, and the concept of the Uber-Mensch, and it all fits into the psychosis of Rush Limbaugh...

On Friday's show a caller called in (AJ from Denver), saying: "The whole Washington political paradigm has changed! We have an opportunity to destroy the Democratic party!!! WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!-echoes of Apocalypse Now, which used a Doors song- and what did Rush say in response to that?

"I'm not sure that's what Republicans want..."
American politics are so convoluted and FUCKED UP...

[Johann]

Rush Limbaugh is a "Backdoor Man"- he likes gay sex. He likes slippin' in the backdoor...He fucked Elton John on his wedding night- after he "performed" at it, Rush got married to a woman who is EXACTLY my younger sister's age, off by a couple days...(she was born in 1976)

Rush Limbaugh is the Fraud Man, doin' time in Dark Joey's mind...

Rush Limbaugh is a preppy boy who wondered "why the kids just don't think ahead?"

Rush Limbaugh wanted the world and he wanted it now, but Johann slammed the DOOR. in his FACE.

Rush Limbaugh called me beautiful and said "This is the End". He's right. The End of Hard Lies. On the EIB network.