Rush Limbaugh = Scourge. CIA puppet. Faker.

[Johann]

Rush said once that he knew what he wanted to be when he was 8 years old. He would listen to his radio and rock and roll records and he was set, man. It's interesting to note that Jim Morrison was 8 years old in 1951, the year "Rush" was born...
Comes out of the Missouri Swamps, High, Fat and Slow, with Slurred Speech because the high is so discombobulating....LOL
So disorienting..."The toothpaste won't go back in the tube", as Stephen Harper would say...hahaha

This guy is such a Lout. Such a tiresome figure. I don't even want to write about him. But I must! Oh, yes. I must. For the fans that got burned, for Rush's Utter Annihilation, (I'm doing what no Journalist has ever done here), and of course, My Pulitzer Prize in Journalism. I will be submitting it. It may not meet their "criteria". But I'm submitting it anyway. Because the vehicle is not as important as the message, as the core nugget truth of what I'm getting at here with this piece of writing. I am illustrating how a decades-long CIA operation has been going on and continues to go on under the guise of "the EIB network". I don't care what this fat fuck is worth, what he "represents" to financial interests- his own or otherwise- because he is a Fraud, Just like Trump. And Frauds must have giant spotlights shone on them, like Bill O'Reilly, a sexual predator creep who should've been run out of town decades ago. Inside Edition? Gimme a Fucking Break. America, you cannot let fake and phony "Journalists" get your ear, people like steaming dungpile Sean Hannity, an Insufferable Git, who seems to be a sexual creep too, according to reports I've heard. What is going on at Fox, what kind of culture are they breeding over there? Drug-addled, sexually deprived repulsive millionaires who spew lies on TV?

Wow. Roger Ailes was one SEXY Guy, Huh? So Suave...So Debonair....Sooooooo Attractive......Rush railed against contraceptives once on-air. How sickening is it to even THINK of Rush Limbaugh and sex in the same sentence? I heard he was caught diddling underage boys in the Dominican Republic and brought back a huge stash of illegal viagra pills!!!! How is he still behind a microphone on the air???

What the Fuck is going on? For years Rush and Conservatives railed against Bill Clinton's dalliances and indescretions. Yet they are guilty of the EXACT SAME SHIT. WOW. HYPOCRISY IS AMERICA, FOLKS.

[Johann]

Rush is rancid, repulsive, fat and sweaty. Unattractive in every way. He's not a nice person. To get Rush to be "nice" you have to amuse him in some way. It's patently obvious that he's as conceited and narcissistic as Sean Hannity, Alex Jones and the likes of Mitt and Newt, two other rancid rich "dudes". LOL

Why do rich people discard their manners? Why does their sophistry ring utterly hollow? I'll tell you: Because of their Superiority/God Complexes. 100% of the time, a wealthy person's ego is overinflated more than it should be, sometimes to the size of a Macy's Parade float, or in the case of Rush and Trump: the size of a Lead Zeppelin.
How can you justify and maintain such a shitty massive ego when you do absolutely zero to justify it? Being in the Doors qualifies, Rush? Um, no it doesn't. Being on the air for Dark Joey's benefit for 30 years qualifies? Um, no it doesn't. Generating a bunch of revenue qualifies? Um, no it doesn't. You have to demonstrate eternal goodness, eternal positivity. And Rush, you are far far from either. You are very Reptilian. No emotions. No empathy. Only outbursts, anger, snide pacification and dismissals. No Progress to your Circus. NONE. You've been doing the same thing for 30 fucking years with NO PROGRESS. Just synthesis, synthesis, SYNTHESIS. Playing one side off the other, for shits and giggles. For laughs. You don't take the electoral process seriously, Rush. You do not take the stakes seriously. You don't take life or death seriously. You cremated care at Bohemian Grove. You have no empathy in your quiver. What did you say about the poor once?: "All I can do when I hear about how bad the poor have got it is 'Gee, I feel so sorry for you...you have no help because you won't help yourself!' Stop sucking on the taxpayer teat!!!!!" With Compassion like this, no wonder the USA is almost a write-off. With such evil attitudes, I say Torch it.

Rush Limbaugh paints himself as this Uber-Patriotic Shill. But he doesn't care about America. He wrote a poem as Jim in the 60's about "The American Night", the DARK side of America, and only the dark side...he wrote a poem called "An American Prayer", he made a film called "An American Pastoral" (HWY), L.A. Woman- Motel Money Murder Madness...Let's change the mood from glad to sadness...I see your hair is burning...hills are filled with Fire...Such Positive sentiments, no? Such Joyous words...such as "See, I Told You So", "Barack the Magic Negro", "Let's face it: We didn't have Slavery in this country because it wasn't a bad thing" or "The Way Things Ought To Be" Or "You're a Foreigner. You shut your mouth or you get out!"- All POSITIVE bon mots from a one RUSH LIMBAUGH...

[Johann]

I'll "UNPACK" "See, I Told You So" for you from cover to cover over the course of my thread.
Here's my first dissemination:

Chapter One is titled "I Answered My Phone".

And it begins with lies. Yep, Rush began his bestselling follow-up book with a chapter full of whopping lies.
He opens with questions he gets from the "misguided" media: "So, Mr. Limbaugh...when do you hope to conquer America? And after you do, Mr. Limbaugh, just how oppressive will you be?"

He says he's surprised by this line of questioning- he shouldn't be, because he engineered exactly that kind of response! Remember: Jim Morrison said this in the sixties: "He who controls the media controls the world." Jim was an EXPERT at providing good sound bites/bon mots for the media. He studied Marshall McLuhan's book "Understanding the Media" and books like "The Psychology of the Crowd". He always did brilliantly calculating things, just like Rush does. Rush telegraphed what he was gonna do with his first two books. He telgraphed his next 25 years in radio, actually. He didn't hide it, because that is the rule with the Satanic Elites: they have to hide their evil in Plain Sight...that is the one rule. They can get away with anything, but they have to hide it, IN PLAIN SIGHT. And Jim Morrison is hidden...in plain sight. But I see him. And I'm ripping his two soft insatiable jewels out of his fat head. His body is riddled with drugs, nothing more than an intoxicated and inebriated dry stalk. Deaf and DUMB.

He says "I'm a nice guy- (another lie)- I'm a harmless little fuzzball- (another lie)- with a strong live and let live credo- (another lie) And that is why his listeners are such idiots. They can't recognize when he's lying and when he's telling the truth. But I can, and I'll point it out to you whenever I catch him, and I can catch him every ten seconds lying...

He says "The furthest thing from my mind is to carry out some devious Master plan to "take over the airwaves" and impose my views on anyone"- a Whopper of a Lie, as he is carrying out Albert Pike and Alistair Crowley and Jacob Rothschild's devious plans to take over the entire planet. And he did his job well, so he got all the toys and drugs he can handle, like a good little MK puppet...And this quote is especially rich and sick, because he DID take over the airwaves! He's touted as America's "Most-listened to radio host", and he is force-feeding his views on anyone and everyone within earshot! He'll ask for second opinions, from "House Nigga" Snerdly and even some callers, but it's mere pacification, ear candy while he has final say, and it's never based on outside minds.
He's the "All-Seeing, All-Knowing Maha Rushie", you see. Arrogance can be drilled from his head at $666 dollars a barrel. LOL

He says his job is to attract as large an audience as possible and maintain it as long as he can. True, but he's not telling you WHY he's got that job. It's cuz the CIA needs SYNTHESIS. They need "ANGST", pumped hard into America's brain, on as many stations and outlets as possible. They've gotta FLOOD that market with concentrated "conservative slant" lies and B.S. that lonely people can latch onto and feel good about in a warped way...

His words are so vapid, so devoid of depth and meaning...so obtuse...just like his shitty poetry in the sixties- written in the French Symbolist style but after close scrutiny, is nothing more than random words strung together, just vapors! No profundity whatsoever. He's actually as real as a Trump "Make America Great Again" hat that was Made in China. LOL

In the book he asks "What have I done to warrant this baseless charge of nefarious plotting?"
Well Rush, you basically came out of nowhere, like a comet (like Jim said he was gonna do!), and wielded a pretty formidible political sword...you just appeared, as a tubby Avenging Angel, as opposed to an Adonis-like Avenging Angel, in a nice suit and tie, a nice big boy from Missouri, son of a Lawyer..(snicker), and you were mesmerizing, dazzling with your rhetoric. You were more than plotting. YOU WERE EXECUTING.
Just like you did with the 2016 election. You EXECUTED Trump's Victory. With the CIA and Hillary's help.

He says he believes passionately in the ideas he espouses. He doesn't. He ACTS like he believes passionately in the ideas he espouses. He'd rather not be challenged by anybody. He'd rather just have the masses eat his show up every day and let him golf. And pop pills. And all will be well in the Universe. He's so out of touch...so braindead...if he could see himself as I see him, he would OD and die on heroin TONIGHT. Word.

Word, Man, Word...

[Johann]

33rd post for giving Rushbo the 33rd Masonic third degree, with my formerly never nicotine-stained fingers...

More tripe from SEE, I TOLD YOU SO:

"How did I become this beacon of virtue, morality, and clear-headed thinking in such troubled times of murkiness, gloom and despair? I simply answered my phone." He says. "The phone rang. Reporters asked questions. I answered them. I was written up, talked about-mostly reviled- and the phone kept on ringing. I was invited to appear on television. I was asked to write a book. That book, the record-setting 'THE WAY THINGS OUGHT TO BE', became the fastest-selling hardcover non-fiction book in the history of Simon & Schuster. Sales totalled 2.5 million copies in less than a year. I was asked to host my own television show. Within months it was outdrawing Letterman and Arsenio Hall. I answered the phone and was asked to pen tome no. 2, which you are now priviledged to possess."

Wow, where do I begin unpacking that?
The arrogance and condescension is off the map. Rush is a "Beacon of Virtue"? Allow me to puke. I am "priviledged to possess" a book that I paid for? When I'm only on page 2? Wow Rush. You don't waste time. Your narrative takes hold faster than the drugs outside of Barstow...
He IS the murkiness! He's not clear-headed. What he's referring to is his "HIGH-FUNCTIONING ADDICT" character.
The phone rang? Cuz your radio show was getting some notice? That's how you got so big? If that was all it took, Rush, then every kid who dreamed of being a disc jockey would be as big as you. You make it sound easy. But it isn't, is it? Not everyone can do what you do, can they? That's why you have Mark Steyn, at the ready, and whenever you deftly disappear without warning (another trait of Jim Morrison's, by the way) and fans hear Steyn's boring voice, they Groan. They know no one can replace you and YOU KNOW it too. Interesting how you worked that out...

Bill Maher nailed Rush to the wall with this zinger: "Rush Limbaugh scares white men as they get into their trucks at lunch."
BAM!
Good one Bill!

How about this exchange from a Cherokee Indian caller who just ripped into Rush:
"What country did your ancestors come from?"
Rush: It was a combination of Dutch and English.
"Then why don't you get your ass back over there? You need to go back over there! You are running this country into the ground! You are CONSTANTLY on Obama! And why? Just Because he's black?!"
Rush: That's got nothing to do with it. *Utterly Humbled*

He's such a retard. Boycott Rush and his show at every turn Folks. CPAC chose to back Rush and make him their keynote speaker, legitimizing his political beliefs. Boycott their sponsors. Neo-Cons, Racists and Imperialists have a Spokesman: RUSH LIMBAUGH. Protest stations that cover him. Right-wing Bigots have no place in America. NONE. Don't give them a microphone. And if you do, Grill 'em.Look at the type of airheads on Rush's side: George W. Bush. Mitt Romney. Sarah Palin. Donald Trump. Mike Pence. Clarence Thomas. Tony Snow. AL Gore. Donald Rumsfeld. Matt Drudge. Alex Jones. Sean Hannity. Elton John. Condi Rice. John McCain. Bobby Jindal. Michael Steele. Phil Ginney. And on and on and on. Not exactly the brightest bulbs...
Notice how no GOP member has ever stood up to Rush? Funny how that happens, no? Weird how that works out...

On multiple occasions in his career Rush has "Crossed the Line of Disgust". Just the Sandra Fluke thing alone- he was out of his mind for 4 straight days about her on the air. How she was "a slut" and how he didn't understand contraceptives. He called her a prostitute for using birth control. (???) This guy is berzerko nuts upstairs. None of what he said was constitutional.
It was Disgusting.
He's a Disgrace and an Embarassment. Get him off the air. Now. Yesterday. Pronto.

[Johann]

"I work in the media" Rush says. You sure do Rush. But the way you talk on-air, you'd never know it.
You give off the impression that you are seperate from "The Media", that you are some remote beacon of sanity, Angelicly descending with your "undiluted truth". *Snicker* You bark and bitch and piss and moan about the "Drive-By Media" and the "Mainstream Media"- Um, Rush, that's a gigantic lie and you know it. Simply because you are in the same boat. You ARE the mainstream media. And you have been since 1988. What planet are you on. OOPS- sorry. I know you're ON something else...not a planet. MY BAD RUSH. I know you're a pathetic pill-popping addict. My bad. I'll try to watch myself from now on...

Yeah, I have to call you out on railing against the "drive-bys" and the likes of CNN. They are no different from you Rush and you know it. So stop with that charade. Quit misleading your audience. Not cool. You are not Art Bell, in your Kingdom of Nigh, out in the Nevada desert broadcasting to the masses. Your voice has been so loud and spread so far for so long over the airwaves it's ridonkulous. And guess what, I even admire that. I actually do. That is an achievement. But don't try and tell people you are some independent contractor, defending Old Glory from Liberal Ideology. Because you're not. You're working synthesis and evil agendas. You're so deep in it that you can't step back and see it. That's why I'm here to help. LOL

Did you know that Rush's McMansion in Palm Beach has a salon that is a replica of a suite in the Hotel Georges V in Paris, France, Very America, his decor, No? He has rooms that look like tributes to Versailles apparently, with humidors in every room. So American, huh? He lives in his library which is panelled with "acres of Mahogany wood". It is bigger than any Presidential library. His garage is filled with rare "Distinguished Black Automobiles", such as a Maybach 57S, and he likes to drive them. He and Jay Leno are probably pals...
He's got a putting green and an Oceanfront View. He's got immigrant housekeepers and servants, who light incense and candles for him before he enters the doors. One of them even scored pills for him and handed them to him in a fast-food parking lot. He's also got a gigantic self-portrait of himself hanging in every room, some painted. (Just like Michael Jackson- creepy). He's not lacking in confidence or ego, that's for sure...

He owns a gulfstream jet too, and all of these lavish trappings were paid for with pure HATRED. Pure Venom. Pure Vile Bigotry. It's astounding.
Rush has said things I would never even DREAM of saying, let alone to a multi-million-listener Nationwide audience. He's psychopathic in that regard- he has no conscience over what he says. He'll catch himself when he knows he's crossed the line, but it does not matter! He crossed it! You can't walk shit like he says back...You just can't.
He has no self-awareness, only in terms of his mission of hating Liberals and spreading that message every day for three hours. He's gotta be stopped. In the private sector you can't be an opioid addict (high-functioning or not!) and get away with what he's gotten away with. Free speech is one thing- Look at me- I've said some pretty outrageous things over the years, but I'm not paid, not sponsored, and don't have millions listening to my every word. Technically I do, because this is the internet, but come on. Film Leaf's reach is not far and wide like the EIB network.

[Johann]

This thread is obviously MY take on Rush Limbaugh. I do not speak for legions with my accusations here. I realize that what I'm doing here may seem extreme or batty to some. It's not. I know exactly what I'm doing, and when I speak directly to Rush in my posts, I mean it. I am talking directly to him, for a few reasons. A) He would never take a call from me on air. He hates Canadians anyway, says Canada isn't a SuperPower, so we're irrelevant to him. B) He has never had anyone address him quite like me, and he's so "media savvy" that this thread may eventually get back to him, and then...Kaboom. C) It's my way of mocking John Densmore, when he wrote his memoir "Rider on the Storm". He penned a book which was basically him speaking to Jim, wading through his feelings. Well, that's what Johann is doing here. Wading. With a Bazooka.

I think it would be good for me to discuss Conservatism vs. Liberalism. Or at least offer up my interpretations of what they are, Vs. Rush's interpretation.

From the top, I admit I am basically liberal politically. I am also Democratic in spades. I believe in democracy. Democracy and souls. Like JIM MORRISON did. I believe in Majority Rules, but only if it's for the common good, not Fascism. Not Tyranny. Not Communism. Not "Iron Fist" Rule. That kind of shit is Draconian, backwoods, Stone Age, knuckledragging, and regressive. This is the 21st Century. We're supposed to be civilized and advanced here. But if an alien tuned in to Rush Limbaugh on any given weekday you'd never know it.
This deep division, this incredible gulf or trench between liberals and conservatives is really bad. It's truly become an "us vs. them" mudpit.
Does anyone enjoy this political divide? Why are elections so vicious and nasty? With evil smearing ad campaigns- TV ads that curl your toes? I mean, it really is cats and dogs. In-fighting even has been ratcheted up in the last ten years- I've seen it here in Canada too- not just the USA. Elections are bloodbaths now. Careers are at stake, reputations on the line...National and Civic Pride at stake...and Rush is a Prime component of keeping the GOP Vs. Dems War going at full throttle. He doesn't stop once the election is over. No no no. He's got more ammo for shows for years. And he really milks it. He fans those flames. He wants people talking about him and reeling in more listeners. I'm probably not helping, but if you do listen to him because of me, REALLY LISTEN. Not just to what he says, but what he doesn't say. And HOW he says it. Then listen to his ads. And laugh your head off.. LOL

Rush is Conservative. With a capital C. Or at least that's how he presents himself. He's a skilled actor, so he may be bluffing. He made me believe in dark hippy Jim as a "Liberal leftist counter-culture Icon", so he can make me believe the opposite in Rush. Right? Right-Right. Righty-Right.

His father was Conservative. So I think that is the main thrust behind his job as Rush. He's honoring Pop. For his Sterling Example. Dad set the stage. Rush just strolled onto it. "Pritty Neat, Pritty good". His brand of conservatism is slightly more refined than say,a Bible-belt conserative. Rush is "Worldly", with a serious USA bent.
He's a voracious consumer, alright, and his tastes are pretty set in stone. You can't teach an old dog new tricks...Rush has got his formula, and he's been honing it. He's smart enough to adjust his game plan when the shit gets too hairy. (I think-he's demonstrated that he can think quick on his feet when required).

[Johann]

Friday's show (April 28) was pathetic. I literally lost brain cells listening to Rush and his callers. I listened to the entire 3 hours, and there was not one single illuminating thing said. Nothing. No information that inspires or illuminates. Not. One. Thing. All he did for the entire three hours was be shrill. He talked about the NFL. Yippee. The NFL is a scourge. The game is meaningless, Roger Goodell is meaningless, and especially Tom Brady is meaningless. Rush said that Deflate-Gate made Tom Brady bigger than ever. Not to me Rush. Not to me...Brady is a criminal, who should've been run out of town for what he did. I don't give two flying fucks if he's the winningest QB ever- HE DEFLATED BALLS. Was fucking CAUGHT. Red-handed. His career went straight into the sewer!!!! BRADY HAS NO CREDIBILITY WHATSOEVER, and it makes me puke that people worship him. He's no different from OJ Simpson to me. A talented player who BLEW IT! His wife is ridiculous too. Not afraid to shout it. Brady and his wife are clowns. The NFL is a joke and has been for decades. Seeing Lady Goofball at the Super Bowl halftime convinced me that Hell will have NFL football games. LOL And what is with the Patriots team not going to the White House? Only a few players, the racists and bigots. What's up with that?

It's a riot listening to callers call in to Rush's show and defend him. They claim that Rush is a "fighter for Truth". Hahaha! He's nothing of the sort. He's an arrogant fat fuck, disingenuously providing cover for a sack of shit "President". You Trump supporters have GOT to get your heads out of Rush's ass. Draw your own conclusions. Don't suck on Rush's hemline.

How can Trump supporters not see that Trump is the worst President in human history? He has done absolutely nothing in 100 days except golf. And issue Executive Orders that get ignored. You can "stick by" Trump all you want- he's the lamest Duck EVER, and by proxy you look even lamer, Trump supporters! You look like lost little sheep, which is what you always were. There is no Republic. If there is, it's Banana Yellow. There is no one flying the plane. War is imminent, and the USA will pay. You can't just wave your Satanic Central Bank-owned military around your entire life and think that will be enough. There will be blowback at some point. The USA deserves to fail. It's politicians have raped the country- Both its soul and its physcality. Canada as well, because we follow the US's lead...If it were up to me, all currencies would be void tomorrow and all laws and treaties and international arrangements would be stopped and re-done. I would eliminate money. But that would make me the most hated man ever. So many rich parasites would lose their purpose...LOL

Money gives people false senses of self-worth. If money didn't exist, you would have to survive on your wits, on your mettle, and nobody with money could do that. If money was worthless tomorrow I would savour all the wall street suicides and 401K Klowns crying poor mouth. lol Money isn't that good- it won't buy back your soul. LOL Anyone who thinks money makes the man has never met a real man. I am completely indifferent to the concept of money. Simply because people who're way dumber than me have much more than I do. With that as a constant reality, you have no choice but to sneer at money and what it "represents". I don't look at people in terms of money, EVER. I look at them as PEOPLE. As what they offer as a human being. And 99% of the people I see offer nothing whatsoever. They just TAKE. Always on the take...Never on the Give...Trump is a Taker. Always has been. And it blows my mind that people think he's some kind of great man. He never did a damn thing for anybody unless he got his tiny hands full first. Same thing with Rush Limbaugh. These "fans" of his don't know him like I know him. He was gonna get his "kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames"- and he did. Very John Adams of him...LOL


His listeners need to understand something; Rush Limbaugh doesn't care about you. He doesn't care about America. He doesn't care about anything. He CREMATED CARE. And you don't see it or hear it. I do. And I'll scorn you for being so ignorant until the day I die.

[Johann]

This passage from page 7 of See, I Told You So really pisses me off:

"My hysterical critics often accuse me of "threatening democracy." To the contrary, ladies and gentlemen, it would be more accurate to describe me as Rush Limbaugh, D.D.-Doctor of Democracy. We don't need national health insurance and socialized medicine. I have the cure for what ails us. Here's my prescription: Self-reliance. Morality. Personal responsibility. Optimism and good cheer. Confidence in the irrepressibility of the human spirit. Dependence not on the government, but on the universal yearning for freedom and the desire to make life better for oneself and one's family. These are the underpinnings of the free market, and we need free-market solutions, not government remedies. That's my speciality, and I do make house calls."

Wow.
What an arrogant fuckstick. First of all Rush, I'm not hysterical. You are. Look in the mirror Tubby. That is hysterical. So that's Lie 1. Lie 2 is you DO threaten democracy, and you are ceratinly no "doctor" of democracy. (Lie 3). Lie 4 is "We don't need national health insurance"- maybe not, but "Wouldn't It Be Nice", Jimbo? A La Beach Boys?To have a National Strategy on health care? Even Rotten Ronnie- your Idol "Ronaldus Magnus" *snicker* had Arnold as fitness guru, President-Approved! What's so horrific about a National health plan Rush? Don't you want all of your fellow citizens to be fit and healthy, and defer the costs over time as more people get on board? The USA is the only civilized country without universal health care. And guess what Rush, up here in what you would call "Socialist" Canada I have never used my health care coverage for medical expenses- one time I got anti-biotics for a bad toothache. That's it. Health care covered means only one thing to me: it's insurance to NOT get sick. What actually happens Rush, is the opposite of what you're spouting. Abuse of the health care system GOES DOWN when everybody's covered. Wait times GO DOWN. Emergencies become just that: the only people at the hospital are the ones who REALLY NEED to be there! Heath care insurance is not just "coverage". It's peace of mind. I will only go to the hospital when I'm really sick or injured, and I'm quite certain that the majority (at least in Canada anyway) are the same way. There are always idiots who abuse the system, they should be scrutinized and screened more carefully to meet the criteria. Rush is a bit like Ebenezer Scrooge. What better thing to spend federal tax dollars on than a National Health Plan? It could be the pride of the Nation, (and envy of the world) if done right. But does Rush consider that? Nooooooo.....

Rush, I know a lot about politics too, so if you ever want to chat Rush- feel free to message me. I will reply to you, Buddy...
You're lost, Little Girl. Tell me who Are You....

[Johann]

Some readers (especially Americans) may think I have no business writing about Rush Limbaugh or American politics.
I hear you, and I'm not trying to change your electoral process or institutions. All I'm doing is pointing out the colossal hypocrisy that emanates from Rush Limbaugh. I'm sure if he was presented with my thread here he would scoff and dismiss it as "Liberal Lunacy", no doubt. That's fine, Rush. You do whatcha gotta do. I'll do what I gotta do...
I have a special perch to look on you with...

Rush, you have to understand that even though I feel America should fail, I don't actually want it to. I'd rather it were salvaged by Sane Leadership. And no matter how much you puff Trump up Rush, there's nothing there. Nobody's home at Trump Tower. And I would appreciate you acknowledging that. You're no dummy Rush! Quit defending Trump. You know how silly you look? Especially when anybody who's listened to your show at any length knows you are an intellectualizer? You can't intellectualize Trump.
That's like intellectualizing cottage cheese.

[Johann]

Rush sneers at those who are "sensitive" or "tolerant"- the "bleeding heart Libs"- Um, Rush, since when is Compassion mistaken for "sensitivity"? Since when is Inclusiveness "tolerance"? Because that's what we're talking about here. That's the crux between Liberalism and Conservatism, right? "Standing on one's own two feet" vs. "a government handout", right?
Well I agree. (Up to a point- you can't go whole hog on that politically Rush and you know it!).
In society (and I'm speaking mainly of settled cities and countries here) there are segments of the population who fall directly under the toxic conservative notion of a government handout: welfare recipients, jailbirds, the disabled pensioners, co-op housing (ghettos), etc. etc. The poor, essentially. And for the life of me I will never understand how a conservative can sit there and say that these people are somehow draining the system, that somehow the poor are getting away with murder and taxpayer money with these programs. The programs are integral to society staying afloat, sadly. Most of the poor's "money" recycles back into the economy. Sadly a lot of it goes on drugs and booze and other vices, but I digress. When your life is in the dumper, trust me, you want a stiff drink every now and then...and trust me, you will NOT care that it was a gov't check that paid for that bottle. Hopefully the person will eventually have success in getting out of their funk or shitty situation, but I would never begrudge a poor person drinking (or even drugging!) if it will help them cope. But if it's a death spiral.....No Way. People can recover from hitting rock bottom, but the odds aren't great. And I wish Rush would show that kind of balance. Food stamps- I don't know exactly how it works, but I understand the gist. If the U.S. government truly cared about it's citizens, then remake and reform the food stamp program. Turn it into a silk purse instead of a sow's ear...is Congress capable of thinking that big?

Rush claims he's old-fashioned in "See, I Told You So", old-fashioned, cursed and condemned by us "sensitive" and "tolerant" Liberals... If you're cursed and condemned, you set it up that way, genius. LOL
Conseratives don't realize how heartless and callous they look by cutting social programs. Not everybody can be what a Conservative wishes with their crystal ball...And guess what Rushie? I would be all for a Conservative utopia if every person were treated fairly, if all taxed people were taxed the same. But what do we got? We got a Billionaire as President who doesn't pay proper taxes and people on minimum wage who do. What's wrong with that fuckin' picture, Asshole? Why does a man who has more money than he'll ever spend pay less tax than a dirt poor sap? Why is there no Maximum Wage? How can a man be digging through a dumpster for a peach pit while spoiled rich clowns without a conscience have more money than they can do with and have steak and martinis every night?

Why do you scorn the poor? The un-educated? Why don't you help, Rush? Why do you only Take? And Golf? And Sneer?
Your Floridian Birthright?
Well I hope you enter the town of your birth tomorrow.
I want to be Ready.

[Johann]

Rush says in "See, I Told You So" that you must never underestimate how threatening "self-reliance" is to Liberals. Huh? Wha?
That's pure stirring a hornets nest, Rush. Pure stirring the pot. Disingenuous at least, an outright lie at most.
Conservatives seem to think that by including everybody, no matter what their skill-set, that you are somehow not relying on yourself. What kind of batshit insane logic is that? Huh Rush? You think Liberals aren't self-reliant? Well let me burst that bubble: Liberals are proven better government (At the Federal level- the U.S. And Canada- crunch the real numbers and achievements, Paco!) And you cannot be better government without self-reliance.

Did you know what Canada's Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau said once? "Just Watch Me". That's self-reliance, Rush Limbaugh!
And what was his political party's name? Oh Yeah: the LIBERAL party!!!, just like one in power now, with His Son as PM...

It strikes me as very curious that what Rush says about Liberals in his 2nd book can be perrenially true for his own purposes, 25 years later, stuff like: "Liberals don't believe that people can take care of themselves. Moreover, they don't want them to. If there are fewer people in need, there is less demand for the expansive role of government, and thus, a declining need for Liberals. So for Liberals, you might say, it's self-preservation, a survival mentality. Only they- the educated, the "compassionate", and self-proclaimed enlightened ones- are capable of steering the benighted population toward correct paths, decisions, and attitudes. All for a price, of course.

Liberals don't want people to take care of themselves??? That may be the most wrong and most offensive thing in the whole book, and I'm only on page 8...
That's ALL Liberals want, Jackass! Everybody's to be taken care of! Locally, Provincially, Statewide, Nationally and Globally!!!
Did no one tell you, Lardass?? Did nobody ever inform you that Liberals are about equality for all? Where exactly did you get this notion that having compassion was somehow a negative trait? Your brother is a bible-thumper Rush? Then he knows about the Good Samaritan, right? Sure he does...well guess what Rush? That parable represents your average Liberal. And if Sarah Palin thinks Pope Francis is too Liberal, just wait until she meets Jesus...Jesus was Uber-Liberal. What is spreading Love? Liberalism. What is spreading hate? Conservatism. When you LIBERALLY spread fertilizer (shit) around, what happens? Things grow. When you CONSERVE fertilizer (shit), what happens? Shit stinks. Really fuckin' stinks. You got it now, Rushie?
Liberal= Growth, Progress.
Conservative= Death, Stalled plans. War.
Capice?
I Broadcast My Excellence to You.

Rush comes up with this fanciful notion in the book about how Liberalism is a massive tax on the American Dream. Oh? How so Rushie? By demanding equality and accountability and a level-playing field for all? Rush cleverly tries to flip that into exactly what conservatives are doing, with the "Free Market"...
Rush's buddy George W. Crowley/Bush said once that there is no better system than the free market system, and Rush wholeheartedly agrees...but what is the "free market system" when you get down to it? It's where the weak go to get rich and fuck over the coming generations, that's what. On Friday's show Rush played clips from a speech by his acting Hero, "Ronaldus Magnus" Reagan, a speech he gave in 1983 to the NRA that gave gun nuts giant woodies. To naive and ignorant ears, Reagan sounds steady and assured,
but that's only because he practised those lines in front of a mirror for hours...Lines written by the CEO of Merril Lynch...LOL

Rush brags in the book (with considerable swagger I may add) about the social contract/gift the USA offers the world: that you can pursue any dream, with any talents, and you may have that dream realized. Rush has obviously never read Hunter S. Thompson...
The USA isn't the only country where dreams can be realized. Canada and a lot of other countries are too- it's not "unique" only to the USA, Rush! When Rush wrote this book in 1993 he was defending this idea that America is futureless. Well, in the 25 years since what has changed? Did Rush really "Tell Us So?" No. He didn't. He merely revealed the symptoms. He offers no more solutions today then he did the day that book hit store shelves...

[Johann]

Rush just took a call from a VERY disappointed and Betrayed Lady who voted for Trump.
You could hear the heartbreak in her voice. And he said he understood. You betcha Rushie...You bet you do...
She said Trump promised all kinds of stuff and......NOTHING. This budget, when you really scrutinize it, has more goodies in it for Democrats than Republicans! Huh? How does that work, Rush? You said it yourself! "Did Democrats draw up this budget??" (paraphrase).
This Lady said her husband was in the hospital when Trump was running for President, and she was so for Trump winning that she even convinced the cleaning lady to vote for Trump! And here she is, calling to the EIB network, letting Rush have it. How she feels utterly Betrayed by Trump.

And Rush had no answer. He felt her anguish and had no response except: "I don't know what to say except what Sean Spicer said.."
Rush is FUCKED.

[Johann]

See, I Told You So is chock full of Rush's lying bloviations, his "unique" spins on history and geo-politics and even God.

I will deconstruct that book like you won't believe...
Did you know he lied in it when he said it was in a long-line of bestsellers to come? Oh really Rushie? You didn't write another book after this one! You didn't pick up a pen Again until you wanted to fool America's children with Rush Revere...and beware, parents: I heard that the paper in those books gives off a toxic smell...so beware...

Even in 1993 Rush was getting on the anti-global warming bandwagon. It's in the book- and I'll get to that soon enough. He takes Al Gore to task long before An Inconvenient Truth...He thinks that humans have no effect on the environment- he thought that in '93 and he thinks it today in 2017. He uses a ridiculous example of aliens waiting out near Ganymede to swoop onto Earth when we've destroyed the ozone and our environment- he takes a very serious issue and turns it into a mockery, and people love him for it.
Without clean air and water Rush, we die. Don't joke about aliens when this is life or death shit.

Rush opens chapter 2 talking about being on a flight with the Phoenix Suns basketball team after losing a playoff game to the Chicago Bulls. He was sitting next to Danny Ainge, and Ainge told Rush there's a difference between showing up and playing hard and having fun and playing TO WIN. In a Championship. It's a different mindset. And Rush was smitten with that notion: "He hit me between the eyes with that" (paraphrase). Rush goes on to talk about how he went to Number 1 in his chosen field because he aimed for it, moved to New York for it. I say he was groomed. Didn't have to aim for nuthin', just like the Trumpster Dumpster...who got a million-dollar headstart from Dad.

When you are a Fortunate Son, Like Dubya, Rushie, Trumpy, or Kim Jong whoever, you don't operate in reality, despite barking otherwise. No no no. You are the one on Ganymede. You are the one who is a sick stupid satellite, way beyond the perimeter, where there are no brains or empathy. Out there we is Conservative Fucktards...

[Johann]

Reading "See, I Told You So" is irritating indeed if you have Liberal or Left-leaning tendencies. And Rush did that on purpose. For Maximum impact. He got tongues wagging...
But 'Ol Johann has got him by his viagra-soaked geezer balls.

He says "Do-gooder" social programs are a way for Liberals to "get back at the rich". This isn't kindergarten, Rush. Why is it that Rich Fuckers want to show generosity with lavish fundraisers or telethons and charitible donations rather than putting their money where their mouths are in Congress? Where it truly affects lives, not social climbing statuses? Hmmmmmmmm? Time's Up.
I'd like to see the rubber hit the road. Everybody does! Dems and Republicans alike!
The infrastructure- roads and highways and bridges are crumbling. I think it's high time some tax money went on Infrastructure projects. The military is built-up enough. Stop-drop on military funding. Canada did, and we're Fine.

Rush says "My goal is not to conquer America for conservatism (although that will eventually happen). My goal is, has been, and always will be the pursuit of excellence."
Bullshit- you've always played the role of conqueror. You had an Alexander the Great haircut once, by Jay Sebring, who was killed by your buddy Manson. You are on tape shouting "I'm tired of being a freaky musician!!! I Wanna Be NAPOLEON!!!!!"
Right Jushbo? I mean El Jimbo? Maha Jimmy?
Isn't that correct, "Rushed-Packaged Yankee Limburger Cheese"? Rush Reveres Racism...

[Johann]

Rush has stuck to the Conservative script on "See, I Told You So" for 25 years. That's why he never wrote another. It's all there in that book.
The entire plan...
When you look at what he does as Rush Revere the "Radio Avenging Angel" across the Fruity Plains of Idiocy, and see it through the prism of him being the former Jim Morrison, all kinds of questions come up.
"Why?" Why did he do it? Transform into Rush Limbaugh? To escape fame? No. Because he's just as famous.
I already said why he did it: For Dad. for his Sterling Example...And for the CIA. And this Canadian would love it if some keen USA journalists would investigate it with a vengeance. Earn your own Pulitzer for it if you can! I hope I Light your Fire....LOL Go nuts. Expose this Fraudulent golfing Clown. Yesterday. I want him off the air.

Rush, Liberals don't hate the rich for their success. You got that wrong. A lot of Liberals are rich themselves, so that idea is stupid on its face anyway. If liberals hate the rich for anything, it's lack of compassion. It's not enough. Your radio show has a ridiculous little kid doing an ad talking about the 17 million children who go hungry in America. The Irony...Rush and most Conservatives don't want to see an end to poverty. In fact, my former prime Minister Stephen Harper actually took away federal funding from a poor advocacy group because their mandate said "WE ELIMINATE POVERTY". Harper said you can never end poverty. Only "Alleviate" it. That is Horseshit to me, a steaming pile of dung. And frankly, anyone that short-sighted and dumb should never be near the halls of power. A true Leader never perpetuates poverty. He works to end it. Or he's not a Leader at all but a Slave Owner. Right Rushie?????


He says his liberal critics "Never acknowledge that pursuing excellence requires prodigious energy and commitment, and that the overwhelming majority of people have earned what they have". I would challenge that, Rush. I would call bullshit on that. Trump got a million-dollar jump-start from his Daddy. He didn't "Earn" a single fucking thing. So let's start there, at Trump. Your President didn't earn his wealth. And still doesn't. It's amazing that people can't see that. Rush says "Achievers shouldn't be punished!". Yes they should-on occasion. Especially if they're sleazy and slimy like Trump. Cheaters. Frauds. Con-Men. Like you, Rush. 'I am The Lizard-Ad-King. I'll shill for ANYTHING!"...LOL Remember when we were fired from EspnnnnnnnnnnUH!

Rush, I am Liberal as a rule, and I DO NOT believe opportunities are created by the government. I believe that the government SHOULD ASSIST in every way possible to those who do Indeed create the opportunities, the jobs, the upward mobility. I believe that government should AUGMENT and SUBSIDIZE growth and progress and "Societal Evolution", because let's be Brutally Honest here Rush: your cutting edge of that societal evolution never helped nobody. Never put a scrap of gold or silver in anybody's pockets who MATTERED.