As Hunter S. Thompson would say: HO HO HO!


This election was way closer than anyone predicted.
The polls were wrong (again!) and voter turnout was up from 2016.
Trump shit the bed last night, what with his declaring victory and demanding all ballots be stopped from being counted...He blew his credibility to smithereens.

As of this writing we have no winner, with many ballots still to be counted.

If Arizona and the blue wall holds, Biden wins.
If Trump wins, then America, YOU DESERVE THE FUCKER.