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[Johann]

JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION (2022)



Are people still thrilled by dinosaur attacks? They must be, cuz they keep making these movies.
This movie has no plot. Dinosaurs run amok everywhere. And these dinos are real keen on chases.
They can outrun motorcycles! They can jump between buildings!
Almost nothing can hold them back, and the silly chases here are almost non-stop.
There's too many characters in the movie too- you don't care about any of them!
Stalwarts Howard and Pratt are here, along with veterans Dern, Neill & Goldblum.
Kids may like this, adults may tune out.

[Johann]

GET SMART (2008)


One of the worst movies ever made. All involved should be ashamed.
Directed by garbage man Peter Segal of Adam Sandler shit-movie fame.
There is not one single funny thing in this movie.
I was expecting big laughs- it's got Steve Carell.
Nada. It was just cringe worthy dialogue and cringe worthy stunts.
I was thinking this might be good, a spy spoof! Great!
Based on a classic TV show! Great!
So then what was this shit sandwich?
What is it with spy spoofs sucking?
Mellissa McCarthy's SPY BLEW CHUNKS TOO.

[Johann]

NORM OF THE NORTH (2016)



Bloody awful animated film that tries to cash in on Ice Age's fame.
Norm is a polar bear voiced by Rob Schneider who can talk to humans.
This movie is condescending. It insults your intelligence and is lazy.
Even kids should hate it.
Why do we need to see a twerking polar bear?!

[Johann]

MULAN(2020)



I’ve never seen the ‘98 animated Disney film so I can’t compare, but Live action version is pretty good.
This film had the misfortune of being ready in March, 2020-right when the pandemic hit. Disney lost a lot of money and it’s unfair, because the film is visually gorgeous.
MULAN is the daughter of a famous Chinese warrior, and she goes into an Imperial conscripted army, pretending to be a man.
I seriously find no fault with it.

[Chris Knipp]

Okay, thanks, Ii'll keep an eye out for it.