Well, let's see. We're talking about Painfully Bad Movies. How much pain do you want to endure? I'm pretty patient and I only walk out of really really bad movies, or ones that disintegrate 3/4 of the way through. Recently Pirates of the Caribbean was such a one -- quite fun at first, but descending into tedium towards the end.
Battlefield Earth I saw with an old friend and mentor of mine in Santa Fe. It was a nice outing while I was visiting her. She delights in absurdity and had a wonderful time laughing at the sheer awfulness of it all. I'd never have dreamt of suggesting our walking out. If I'd been alone, I might have bolted. As it is, it was an experience we enjoy remembering.
The possibility of auditorium-surfing in big cineplexes has altered the picture. So many movies, so little time! Now sometimes, alone, or with a friend, I sample several movies, half an hour of each, just to see what stuff people are watching -- or, more often, watch all of one movie and part of another. Cabin Fever--half an hour was more than enough. Cet amour-la--half an hour was just right. Austin Powers Goldmember--fifteen minutes was fine. I sampled Identity that way, dropped in to see about the first 20 minutes -- but then had to come back another day and see the whole thing. IT was fun!
Rental videos (which I don't do so often lately) are less of a commitment in every way, hence the possiblity of impulsively resorting to EJECT or FAST FORWARD. With moviegoing of the theatrical sort, you make quite a different commitment of time and money and you are less willing to trash it, dump your popcorn and forget about your nine dollars.
Of course if you've watching a DVD of a movie you've bought but never previously seen, that's yet another situation, and I dare say you're going to watch all of it and make sure you like it if humanly possible.
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