I agree with Stuck on You. The PC's projectionist called it "progressive" and I agree. Funny as hell. You expect less from the Farrelly's? Their next project is a comedy about the Special Olympics. I'm already giggling. I know it's sad and unfair to make fun of people with downs or other mental illness, but c'mon, wouldn't you laugh your hole off at a Special Olympics comedy? Slow-motion track and field shots? Bwah ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, I'm human! I'm allowed sick perversion sometimes. I'm a good person deep down. No, really.

I like your first rule of syphillis. (I mean cinephilia). It corresponds with my belief system. Ikiru deserves a higher rating, but only in terms of execution. The movie depresses me, as I've said before.
I pretty much agree and understand your comments on the others.

Once Upon a Time in Mexico is far from sloppy. Talk about glib! Rodriguez is no slouch. I'm actually shocked you said that.
OUATIM is sexy, violent, hot, and just a joy to watch.
I'm buying the DVD.
Johnny Depp, Mickey Rourke, Willem Dafoe, Banderas and Hayek.
Sloppy? No way Jose.