Yo, DJ.....HIT ME!!

[Johann]

After reading more articles on Black Flag, I don't think I will be seeing them in Toronto.
I just read that Ron Reyes told Greg to take the high road on FLAG, the "other" Black Flag, when they found out Flag were going to tour.
He told Greg not to disrespect those guys in public, that it would make them seem like bitter old men.
Greg's reply? "Fuck it. I Am Bitter".

Bitter? About what, Greg?
So if I go to Toronto for a few days (which will cost me much more than the price of your show ticket), I will be seeing a Bitter Old Man?
You just made it a hell of a lot harder to get in your corner, Genius.
Greg also said that he won't let one album give him any hang-ups, referring to his own recently released LP "WHAT THE..."
So how much importance should we place on the new Black Flag, Greg?
I mean shit, you are the Captain of that Mighty Ship. Tell us what your New World Conquering means in 2014! LOL

To make my point even clearer, look at a photo of Black Flag circa 1980- those guys look serious. (Chuck, Dez, Henry, Robo & Greg)
Then look at a current photo (you can see one on the Official Black Flag website) (Mike V, some doofus, some doofus & Greg)
Those 4 guys look like rejects that you can't take seriously. The American Idol version of Black Flag if you will, just like Queen playing with Adam Lambert on vocals- an insanely retarded puke fest of an idea.

Why am I thinking of seeing Black Flag live? I must be nuts. If I did, I think I might become an actual hardcore punk at the show and knock Mike Vallely out. Just climb right up onstage and KO the bitch. Just like 1981! Helicopters circling overhead!! Right Greg G? Suckin' on a Big D?

Thank You Thurston Moore for that one...